Awkward moment

My mate, a rather handsome, youthful 60 year old took his
wife to our local hospital. She was in severe pain.

Unfortunately she no longer has her good looks from the
old days and looks rather haggard.

The nurse at the hospital said, "Oh you were lucky your
son was on hand to drive you here".

My mate has not stopped grinning since.

Allan

When we were teenagers, one of my mates put himself in the good books with another mate's mother. He called at the other mate's home and asked the mother "Is your brother home?"