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This morning the missus said to me, "Be prepared to help me tomorrow
with the vacuuming, ok".
I replied, "Sorry, I will be busy tomorrow".
"Doing what", she asked.
I said, "Doing things I haven't done today".
She then took on a sterner tone and demanded, "Like what?"
I had to think quickly and replied, "Doing things I haven't done
for the last couple of months".
By the look on her face I would say she does not have a sense of humour.
Allan
Sound like my other half. I've yet to find a woman that has a sense of humour, after about 7 years.:D
Suck it up - tomorrow.
Now remember that she said tomorrow.
The following day you must reply that you will help "Tomorrow"!
"Tomorrow never comes".
Does that mean you've been looking for another woman for the past 7 years or all of the women you've encountered have lost their sense of humour after 7 years? :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
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Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
We've been married 53 years - have needed a sense of humour
to have lasted this long.
Hope she does not read this.:D
Allan
They loose it after 7 years, after 3 of them you'd think I'd have learnt.:?Quote:
Originally Posted by CAG
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Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
Hmmm.....what's the common denominator here?
Oh yeah, they can't see that you're such a good bloke when up close!!! :hapy:
So AllanQuote:
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
how's it going?
did "tomorrow" arrive at some stage during the day ?
did you get any dinner?
have you made a new acquaintance with the vacuum cleaner?
how does the head feel?
You get less for murder :UQuote:
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
Nah...well done you (both). I really respect a couple that can stick together that long.
Especially when one of them is posting jokes like this :q Hehehe
"Tomorrow" yet to arrive.Quote:
Originally Posted by ian
"Dinner" was G.Y.O. (Get your own).
"Head" on vacuum cleaner ok, mine still sporting bruises.
:D
Allan
Only seems like 70.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan