My son's first alcoholic drink

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20th November 2013, 04:55 PM
Allan at Wallan

My son's first alcoholic drink

I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a Fosters - he didn't like it
so I drank it.
Next I offered him a Carlsberg, he didn't like that either so I drank
that one as well.
In desperation I gave him four other brands of beer, then a whisky
and two others that I can't remember. I drank them all.

By the time we got home I was barely able to push the pram.

Allan
20th November 2013, 05:17 PM
fenderbelly

well I suppose not all kids like formula, you will just have to keep on trying.
20th November 2013, 11:17 PM
Dengue

Terrific joke, thanks for sharing. As in all the good jokes and stories, you don't see the punchline coming :2tsup:

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