not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

... 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Kevin Rudd’s clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'We are using it as a ceiling fan. ‘

Qantas uses the Kevin07/13 version in their turbo props

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'Where's Kevin Rudd’s clock?' asked the man.

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The big fella upstairs has it long term leased out as his personal helicopter!. :D

Just even up the politics

NASA is investigating the use of Tony Abbots for the next Mars mission

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'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

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This clock tells the truth only twice a day. :rolleyes:

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Just even up the politics

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Then we have Julia Gillard''s one being used by Airbus in the A380 fleet - enough spin to power every plane.
Eddy Obied''s one is used by Boeing in its entire Dreamliner programme