One for Zed. :)

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard looks up from the ground and says to the monkey, "hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints.
After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and he is going to go get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side.
He asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting, smoking joints with a monkey in a tree and got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "hey!"
The monkey looks down and says, "****! How much water did you drink?!"

funny.