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Cripes, it's been two days since someone posted here. What's wrong, have we all become calm and reasonable all of a sudden. Please, please, someone post something for us to become outraged about. Hell, even something serious would be nice (though it would be strain ... and rather a shock to the collective system).
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a gum tree that needs a hug. :eek:
Cheers
Richard
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Originally Posted by Daddles
Dude,
Let me assure you - I am far from reasonable and calm. in fact I hurled a random insult just this morning. rest assured, you *** *** ****** ** **** sand groper!!!! dont you have a kiddies book to write about or something ?
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Well here goes Daddles. I'm sure everyone was amazed to find out that we were short of skilled people :rolleyes: . In the tradition of all reports it would have cost the gummint a squillion or two bucks to find out something that just about every man jack in the street could have told them 20 years ago. This is pretty typical of all the parties whether state or federal and what I want to know is:- is this because they have their head in the clouds or up their a@#&. :eek:
It's because they are all gay asylum seekers from bad neighbourhoods. But it's not their fault, you can blame their parents. And their teachers. Too much TV is what causes it, that and the steroids they put in chicken. I mean, when I was young, I would get a sound beating every night before bed and it never did me any harm. Tell that to the kids of today, they wont believe you. They're too busy vandalising public and private property and smoking that whacky tobacco. National service is the only thing that would ram any sense into them. It's a bloody communist plot.
Ahh Zed. Just when I need help, a cry screams through the trees and a banana peel lands slap in my lap.
As for Silent and Termite - you blokes need to go back to listening to Midnight Oil. :D I refuse to rise to your bait ... for indeed you failed to offer anything controversial.
The issue of conscription is an interesting one though. While many tout it as a viable solution to the problem of scumbag youths, they fail to realise that it only works during limited periods of time - you actually need a decent war going to use cannon fodder, and that little bun fight in Iraq barely qualifies. Now, WW1 - ahh, that was a goodun. I mean, being able to knock out a million or so in one day's fighting. That was truly inspired genius.
Cheers
Richard
That'd be right, just like the fish up here, picky about the bait :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Daddles
Zed, South oz a sand groper, since when??? If you are going to insult a crow eater, or a sand groper. Get it right!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Zed
:p
I'll do it for him, why don't the crow eater and the sand groper both take a visit to the taxidermist. :D How's that for bait Daddles? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by macca2
Where do I find this taxi with a skin disease?????
Richard this is a wood work forum ,Quote:
Originally Posted by Daddles
You should make sawdust out of gum trees - not hug them
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Its more enjoyable making sawdust if you get them in the right mood first. :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Controversy? You want controversy?
I'm thinking of buying a Triton, should I?
There ya go. Now that's controversy. :p
Dan
Depends on what you are going to use it for I guess?Quote:
Originally Posted by DanP
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:D :D :D
Absolutely. You will save a poor defenseless and useless Triton from being put down.Quote:
I'm thinking of buying a Triton, should I?
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Originally Posted by DanP
DanP,
Don’t forget to also buy the Triton saw cos it is the only one fits the WS.
C’mon guys, lets get started.