Ever wondered what the difference between Grannies and Grandads is?
5 year old granddaughter is taken to school daily by her grandfather.
When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.
That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!!
"What made it different?" asked her parents:
"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser. blind bastard, dick-head or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!"
:D