A golfer teed up, took a mighty swing and hit
the ball into a clump of trees.
He noticed a slight gap between two trees and
thought he could hit through to the green.
However the ball hit one tree, bounced back and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked,
"Are you a good golfer?"
The golfer replied, "Got here in two didn't I".
Allan
