A woman was sitting on the verandah with her husband and he said, "I love you!"
She asked "Is that you or the beer talking?"
He replied "It's me............. talking to the beer."
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A woman was sitting on the verandah with her husband and he said, "I love you!"
She asked "Is that you or the beer talking?"
He replied "It's me............. talking to the beer."
A man after my heart for sure.
I Love it
...and that's how the fight started your honour.
About an hour later he turned to his wife and said,
"Go into the bedroom"
"You smooth talker, you" she replied.
"I'm not kidding!" he snapped. "The footy's about to start and I don't want you underfoot."
Then the ambulance hit 80 trying to get him to the local hospital!!!
....yeah...I've heard that before :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Darce