Language barrier

A lady was travelling on public transport where she overheard an Italian man talking to his friend:



"First Emma come, den I come. Den two asses, dey come atogether. I come again, den these two asses, theya come once amore. I den come yet again, then pee twice before I come a one lasta time..."

She couldn't take it anymore and finally had to cut in to their conversation. "Excuse me, I really don't want to hear that kind of filthy, vile, disgusting talk in public. Do you mind not being so crude and inconsiderate to others please?" To which the Italian, shocked, replied, "Whata da hell you talk about? I explain to my friend, how to spella Mississippi..."