to become true Australian
<table style=" 100%;" class="ecxMsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; 100%;" width="100%">Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of
living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A few
days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across
and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his
way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front
yard chasing about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese
customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about
to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on
hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last
go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull
down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's
bum.
The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese
man and says 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?
I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running
around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass,
and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that
bull's bum, it could just about #### on you.'
The Chinese man is very taken back and says 'Sorry sir, you no
understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian
Customs.'
'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't
Australian customs.'
'Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese
man,' He say to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink
, and listen to bull-####'
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