See you all in two weeks

The time has come and the local olympics is on. The race track is the stretch between my computer chair and the loo. I have to drink the 4 litres of laxative mixture in 4 hours. I have only been allowed clear liquids since after last night's evening tea.

That is the start of the preparations for major surgery tomorrow, the 1 st of September. I'm going into the Joondalup hospital at midday and operated on for a nasty bit in my small bowel & colon later in the afternoon. I had some nasties removed in the same area in 2000.

After the op, I won't be allowed to eat for about 4 days. After all that I'll be too scared to lift my arms up as I may just fall through my own A*se!

Thought I'll just say, "Cya's later", as I won't be around for about 14 days, but will surely make up once I get back from hospital.

Have a great time and enjoy your sheds and ze dust

Take care

:)

Gatiep

All the best and hope every thing goes OK

See you soon Gatiep.

Don't give those nurse's a hard time;)

:)

Take Care Joe and hope all goes well - see ya in a few weeks

Hope everything goes very well Joe.

See you in two weeks !

Good luck Joe.


Al :)

Good luck, Joe. See you soon

Rocker

Joe
We all knew you were a pain in the unmentionable. Don't you think this is taking it a bit far?
You rest well, don't let those WA medicos (no offense Derek) give you any ****, sorry bad pun. :D Come back soon and give us the ***** instead. :eek: :eek:
Seriously mate, you're one of my favourites, so I hope the really sexy nurses are there when SWMBO isn't :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)
I hope you have a copy of Tom Sharpe's South African novel called Riotous Assembly to read while you are in there, actually better not, you'll laugh your **** off, that might be counter productive, we need your smart **** intact.
cya soon

Good luck.

Good luck Joe.

Btw don't read Tom Sharpe's South African novel called Riotous Assembly because you won't stop laughing.


Peter.

All the best...and of course we'd love you to post some pics when you get back!!!

:D :D :D

Cheers,

P

Good luck, Joe. Talk again soon.

Col

Good luck Joe.

Maybe one of the kind local members might take you in a small package of an aromatic shavings. Just so you don't have withdrawls.


Ken

Good luck, fella, hope it all goes great.

No food for 4 days.....Geeezz man, that'll be tough.

Ditto here - the best of luck to you Joe. Hope all goes well :)