Job Hunt

Job Hunt


<table style=" 100%;" class="ecxecxMsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; 100%;" width="100%"> <table style=" 100%;" class="ecxecxMsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; 100%;" width="100%"> 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn'tconcentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that
was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice
to my life, but just didn' t have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way
I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but
just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I
wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got
a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because
it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RetirementAND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE
JOB!

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My first job was with the Country Roads Board
painting a straight white line down the centre of the highway.

I gave it up after one day ... before I went "around the bend".


My second job was as a parking officer ... it was fine,
then another fine, then another etc.

Allan

Wanred to be a shearer but dad talked me out of it. Said it was a baaastatrd of a job.

My first job was an elevator operator. was okay but had its ups and downs.

Worked in sales at DJ's (women's apparel) until one lady told me the dress needed a belt in the back.

CP

will pay all of these.

Worked for a locksmith who asked me to make a bolt for the door. So I did and never came back!