Need rain in Wallan

It is so dry here in Wallan -

* The locals can tell if a shoal of fish are in Wallan Creek by the
cloud of dust they stir up.
* The local Council closed two lanes of the swimming pool.
* At the Post office they have to staple stamps on to letters.
* Trees are advertising for dogs to visit them.
* In the Bible it said it rained for forty days and forty nights
- well we only got 5 points out of that lot.
* A local dam is so dry the fish are just sitting on the bottom
waiting for swimming lessons.
* The water level at the local reservoir is so low it only comes
up to the belly of local ducks swimming there.

Allan

Allan is it also true they are cancelling the Wallan spitting competition its so dry no one can raise a spit.

Jokes aside this is serious it could mean Wallan people will be shuned treat like leapers all due to the fact they haven't showed in months.