In the poo room, whilst contemplating "mine doesnt stink, but yours sure does..."
On public transport between perves
In the shed when I couldnt be farged sweeping up,,
In front of the telly during commercials
When I should be talking to the wife ("Uggh... Yes dear...")
whilst driving at the lights or otherwise....
whilst working and the boss aint looking, hehehehe...
while "watching" my kid at sporting events Sssshhh!!!
On private transport because your car pool is a populated by boring gits...
wherever the bloody hell I want to mate! Are YOU looking at me Sport ?
At the pub whilst peesed... hic!
At the library coz Im a tight @rse...
In "My special place" ===> please elaborate...
in Bed before sleeping or shagging....
Elsewhere===> please elaborate