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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Good source of wax for making wax polish...

    Started by Woodwould, 19th July 2011 05:44 PM
    click, good, making, polish, source, wax
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,270
    rsser
    19th July 2011, 05:59 PM Go to last post

  2. Watch this watch

    Started by Rodgera, 16th July 2011 01:37 PM
    watch
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,380
    labr@
    18th July 2011, 02:03 PM Go to last post

  3. Maturity

    Started by Woodwould, 12th July 2011 12:31 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    arrived, authorities, brushes, bus, drinks, driven, home, incident, knowing, loud, maturity, night, odd, quiet, safely, smarter, soiree, surprise, wasted, wood
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 2,830
    joe greiner
    16th July 2011, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  4. Charity

    Started by Rodgera, 16th July 2011 12:52 PM
    act, bill, bum, charity, chatting, dollar, dollars, feel, generosity, husband, lot, money, morning, neighbor, next-door, proper, started, swmbo, twenty, unselfish
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,060
    Rodgera
    16th July 2011, 12:52 PM Go to last post

  5. It Pays to Read Labels

    Started by Rodgera, 14th July 2011 11:32 AM
    body, bottle, conditioning, dawn, difficult, dish, dissolves, entire, extra, fat, figured, finally, friends, full-figured, hair, labels, morning, noticed, pays, read, remove, shampoo, shock, shower, soap, start, time, tomorrow, volume, warning
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,521
    Sawdust Maker
    14th July 2011, 08:06 PM Go to last post

  6. Old Friends

    Started by Rodgera, 13th July 2011 10:38 AM
    allan, apartment, business, button, buttons, coming, door, doorbell, elbow, elevator, empty-handed, enter, finally, floor, foot, friends, front, gap, hall, invited, john, kicking, left, press, pressing, reach, sixth, surely, telling, visit
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,441
    Allan at Wallan
    14th July 2011, 06:31 PM Go to last post

  7. Metaphors and Analogies

    Started by bullfright, 13th July 2011 06:39 AM
    636, 730, analogies, boxes, country, dog, duck, east, eclipse, fell, gently, glistened, hair, heart, hummingbirds, informant, lame, left, met, metaphors, mob, mph, p.m, phil, pinhole, plan, solar, spoke, teachers, traveling
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,461
    Sawdust Maker
    14th July 2011, 09:28 AM Go to last post

  8. lowest stress rate

    Started by wheelinround, 10th July 2011 02:27 PM
    airport, cane, cousin, days, doctors, emperor, fainted, illness, irish, lowest, medical, money, morbid, night, nitrates, node, offer, outpatient, pay, pelvis, person, rate, rates, roman, sick, staff, stress, table, tablet, terminal
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,314
    fenderbelly
    13th July 2011, 12:17 AM Go to last post

  9. Fantastic Footpath art

    Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2011 04:07 PM
    2tsup, art, ava, decko, fantastic, footpath
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,306
    Rodgera
    11th July 2011, 04:07 PM Go to last post

  10. This one will keep you thinking!

    Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2011 03:09 PM
    alphabet, deceiving, dream, drops, illusion, optical, penny, thinking, woodworkers
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,404
    joe greiner
    9th July 2011, 10:37 PM Go to last post

  11. Job Impressions

    Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2011 09:32 AM
    bit, bunch, circus, clowns, colleague, confused, daughter, day, excited, expressed, fun, home, impressions, introduced, job, lot, meet, nice, office, responded, shy, spend, surprise, talked, time, treat
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,290
    Rodgera
    9th July 2011, 09:32 AM Go to last post

  12. The Gift

    Started by Rodgera, 5th July 2011 08:45 AM
    3-1/2, afternoon, apologizing, bat, brought, cash, charge, clerk, clerks, enduring, explained, gift, giftwrap, hours, insane, lines, pick, register, regulations, rta, rudeness, selection, snapped, son, spending, spent, store, surly, sweetly, toy
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,698
    Sawdust Maker
    9th July 2011, 09:21 AM Go to last post

  13. beat the genie

    Started by fenderbelly, 2nd July 2011 11:20 AM
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    beat, clever, cos, everytime, famous, genie, http://www.akinator.mobi, lol, questions
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 2,372
    Grumpy John
    5th July 2011, 11:39 AM Go to last post

  14. Arty Bo!!ocks Generator

    Started by Woodwould, 3rd July 2011 07:55 PM
    arty, boocks, click, generator
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,598
    joe greiner
    4th July 2011, 10:26 PM Go to last post

  15. So, you want to be a cabinetmaker?

    Started by Woodwould, 3rd July 2011 07:21 PM
    cabinetmaker, choices, tough
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,464
    Sawdust Maker
    4th July 2011, 08:24 PM Go to last post

  16. Worth a giggle.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th July 2011 05:00 PM
    aeroplane, aisle, board, bomb, breakneck, defecated, detected, dog, duty, feet, giggle, handler, handlers, heroin, impressed, left, meant, passenger, paw, plane, pocket, remarked, replied, rushing, seat, sitting, speed, sudden, tapped, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,273
    fenderbelly
    4th July 2011, 05:12 PM Go to last post

  17. Headlines

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st July 2011 08:37 PM
    allan, corduroy, headlines, melbourne, news, pillows, underworld
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,146
    fenderbelly
    4th July 2011, 05:10 PM Go to last post

  18. A Loving Husband

    Started by bullfright, 3rd July 2011 07:19 AM
    carefully, cook, deputies, deputy, door, encounters, excellent, front, golf, gravely, guy, hears, hit, home, husband, knock, loving, married, personality, picture, play, sheriffs, sir, sitting, truck, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,273
    tea lady
    3rd July 2011, 11:14 AM Go to last post

  19. Seen This?

    Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2011 11:37 AM
    advancing, age, forehead, found, fringe, gray, hair, idea, no~, oversensitive, prominent, signs, swmbo, trouble, wrinkles
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,411
    tea lady
    2nd July 2011, 09:57 AM Go to last post

  20. Short and Stout

    Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2011 10:21 AM
    admit, ago, armed, attorney, b.i.l, describe, extra, fat, person, pounds, prosecuting, questioning, replied, robbery, short, stout, town, victorian, witness
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,141
    Woodkid
    1st July 2011, 08:03 PM Go to last post

  21. Stupid Question GREAT ANSWER

    Started by chambezio, 23rd June 2011 01:33 PM
    admit, answer, archery, bit, canoeing, children, climbing, cosgrove, equipped, female, great, interview, interviewed, interviewer, irresponsible, maam, properly, prostitute, question, radio, range, returned, rifle, shooting, silent, stupid, supervised, teach, teaching, you’re
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,991
    underfoot
    1st July 2011, 06:29 AM Go to last post

  22. Talking Mini shelving??

    Started by arose62, 30th June 2011 12:53 PM
    $139, 116, 152, 350kg, 44.5, bunnings, daily, duty, franklins, freebie, garage, half-page, heavy, holds, larger, mini, missing, rack-it, shelf, shelving, spotted, storage, system, tad, telegraph, times
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,296
    arose62
    30th June 2011, 12:53 PM Go to last post

  23. Rubbery

    Started by Charleville, 17th June 2011 06:03 PM
    bar, closely, curious, ddddd, drunk, examining, feel, feels, finally, fingers, forefinger, held, lawyer, nose, plastic, replied, roll, rubber, rubbery, sits, taking, thumb, till, walks, watches
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,651
    joe greiner
    28th June 2011, 09:04 PM Go to last post

  24. An afternoon laugh

    Started by mic-d, 20th June 2011 02:21 PM
    ‪klaatu42s, afternoon, animal, animals, bad, cat, channel‬‏, dog, dubs, frustrated, guy, kack, laugh, laughing1, mystic, talking, video, youtube
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,486
    robbo266317
    24th June 2011, 09:55 PM Go to last post

  25. Secret Party

    Started by Rodgera, 24th June 2011 12:00 PM
    70-year, appreciated, clean, cleaning, company, cried, exclaimed, foot, leaked, life, manager, mess, modest, office, party, perturbed, plans, rushed, secret, simply, sir, smith, spent, stage, wind, woman, workers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,254
    Allan at Wallan
    24th June 2011, 08:31 PM Go to last post

  26. Unmistaken identity

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM
    abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,503
    Rodgera
    23rd June 2011, 04:40 PM Go to last post

  27. High Cost of Free

    Started by Rodgera, 15th June 2011 12:29 PM
    charges, co-worker, computer, cost, degrees, figured, fix, free, friend, high, kids, marveled, outraged, repair, reply, science, service, smiled, sons, swmbo
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,332
    Ozkaban
    21st June 2011, 09:53 AM Go to last post

  28. Your computer (according to General Motors)

    Started by Barry_White, 7th June 2011 05:43 PM
    alternator, car, cars, computer, deploying, drive, driving, engine, foreign, general, illegal, industry, lights, lock, love, motors, occasionally, press, reason, refuse, replaced, restart, road, shut, technology, temperature, time, warning, whatsoever, windows
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,814
    rodent
    19th June 2011, 09:01 PM Go to last post

  29. Look out world the GREENIES are comin'

    Started by Rodgera, 18th June 2011 06:09 PM
    'inhumane, ban, bid, brown, comin, edge, francisco, goldfish, greenies, pets, san, suffering', thetelegraph.com.au, thin, wedge, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,254
    fxst
    19th June 2011, 12:55 AM Go to last post

  30. The Haircut

    Started by jredburn, 18th June 2011 11:51 PM
    accept, barber, bill, card, changed, community, congressman, cop, diapers, door, dozen, florist, forward, future, haircut, happy, knowing, laughter, left, money, morning, pay, politicians, reason, replied, sense, service, shop, waiting, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,179
    Ruddy
    19th June 2011, 12:14 AM Go to last post

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