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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Best last joke for 2011

    Started by munruben, 31st December 2011 09:16 AM
    2011, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, crowd, drinks, erupts, famous, glee, guzzles, ham, house, joke, leaves, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, quaffs, rabbit, remember, time, toastie, toasties, walks
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,611
    jenno
    1st January 2012, 07:47 AM Go to last post

  2. The Government ransom

    Started by BEKKY, 20th December 2011 04:18 PM
    $10, average?”, car, collection.”, douse, fire, gallon.”, giving, government, jam, kidnapped, knocks, million, moving, on?”, petrol, ransom, replies, roll, senators, set, stuck, suddenly, taking, traffic, window, “about, “how, “terrorists, “what’s
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,645
    Rodgera
    25th December 2011, 04:15 AM Go to last post

  3. Christmas shopping

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd December 2011 10:00 PM
    allan, blushing, buy, christmas, day, disappeared, door, fell, irate, jewellery, love, lovely, money, necklace, pub, rang, ray, realised, remember, replied, shop, shopping, started, suddenly, sue, time, totally, wheelinaround, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,345
    Carry Pine
    23rd December 2011, 07:53 AM Go to last post

  4. A little brown paper bag

    Started by fenderbelly, 17th December 2011 01:22 PM
    abroad, aro-d, bag, blood, brown, carrier, doctor, doctors, drug, explanation, feel, hmm, homosexual, intravenous, jab, mother, needles, paper, passport, queried, recently, relationship, required, scroll, sex, sharing, told, transfusion, users, ‘whats
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,920
    doug3030
    21st December 2011, 11:01 PM Go to last post

  5. A Christmas Tale

    Started by chambezio, 14th December 2011 11:07 PM
    accidentally, angel, beautiful, broke, broom, christmas, cider, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, glass, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, pieces, santa, straw, tale, toys, tree, yanked
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,415
    Rodgera
    20th December 2011, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  6. Santas test flight

    Started by BEKKY, 18th December 2011 05:25 PM
    carrying, checked, christmas, compass, engine, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, gonna, harness, hope, hopped, keith, lose, merry, passed, payload, ready, reindeer, santa, santas, seatbelt, shotgun, shoulder, sled, surprise, takeoff, test, winked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,764
    BEKKY
    18th December 2011, 05:25 PM Go to last post

  7. Old Shotgun

    Started by Rodgera, 10th December 2011 01:12 PM
    added, call, called, carol, coming, day, deceased, dispose, fathers, found, friend, garage, hang, mother-in-law, parents-in-law, police, recently, rummaging, shotgun, station, sue, suggested, unsure
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,368
    Allan at Wallan
    12th December 2011, 09:44 PM Go to last post

  8. Bears

    Started by BEKKY, 12th December 2011 04:57 PM
    aggresive, animals, bears, chance, ddcoolroll, eat, hat, human, keith, tie, yogi
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,185
    BEKKY
    12th December 2011, 04:57 PM Go to last post

  9. Its started

    Started by wheelinround, 9th December 2011 09:57 AM
    bell, effect, started, taco, youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,608
    Scott
    9th December 2011, 07:43 PM Go to last post

  10. Swooshing

    Started by Woodwould, 7th December 2011 02:22 PM
    asleep, bed, brilliant, doctor, drunk, fresh, home, husband, husbands, idea, keeping, manner, mouth, reborn, replied, shut, sod, swallow, swish, swished, swooshing, temper, threatening, threatens, time, touch, trick, water, weeks, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,439
    doug3030
    7th December 2011, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  11. False teeth

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2011 07:34 PM
    accidentally, allan, annoyed, church, congregation, explanation, false, gums, half, hours, managed, minutes, painful, pastor, replied, set, shut, simply, speak, spoke, sunday, taking, teeth, ten, wifes
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,646
    Tubatoad
    7th December 2011, 09:45 AM Go to last post

  12. Wheelin's problem

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th December 2011 04:23 PM
    ago, allan, bloke, book, boring, claiming, home, left, librarian, library, local, named, people, phone, pinched, problem, ray, remember, week, wheelin, wheelin-around, wheelins, yesterday
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,264
    wheelinround
    6th December 2011, 06:21 PM Go to last post

  13. Waitress Date

    Started by Rodgera, 29th November 2011 12:55 PM
    amazement, attention, attractive, avoiding, blurted, cafe, catch, coffee, consented, contact, date, eye, finally, invitation, john, kitchen, looked, munrubben, quickly, readily, time, waitress
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,656
    munruben
    5th December 2011, 08:55 PM Go to last post

  14. It would make you cry

    Started by BEKKY, 5th December 2011 05:23 PM
    blind, born, cried, cripple, cry, crying, day, decided, earth, encountered, farther, happy, heaven, him.bigcry, lord, make, met, public, road, sat, service, son, stroll, sunset, touched, visit, walk, walked, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,367
    BEKKY
    5th December 2011, 05:23 PM Go to last post

  15. Im sure you will all like this one!!

    Started by Woodkid, 3rd December 2011 12:10 PM
    1st, 3rd, agreed, answer, brooks, dog, excitement?harry, explained, fifth-grade, firetruck, forward, grade, hanging, hard, harry, legs, mouth, office, pants, pink, principal, principals, question, questions, relief, sat, teacher, test, told, wondered
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,501
    BEKKY
    4th December 2011, 05:23 PM Go to last post

  16. Not another blonde joke

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM
    apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,486
    Allan at Wallan
    3rd December 2011, 09:35 AM Go to last post

  17. How to start a fight

    Started by RedShirtGuy, 22nd November 2011 05:15 PM
    busily, cutting, day, driveway, fight, finish, found, grass, handed, hinting, home, house, minute, pair, sat, scissors, seated, sewing, short, snipping, start, started, sweep, table, tall, time, tiny, toothbrush, watched, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,604
    BEKKY
    23rd November 2011, 04:45 PM Go to last post

  18. Accident prone

    Started by Woodwould, 23rd November 2011 08:01 AM
    accident, prone, step, watch
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,286
    Ozkaban
    23rd November 2011, 08:38 AM Go to last post

  19. She doesnt live here any more!!!

    Started by doug3030, 28th October 2011 10:51 PM
    2013, agitated, approached, canberra, day, front, gillard, guard, hand, hearing, julia, live, lodge, looked, love, mans, meet, minister, pime, prime, row, security, shook, sir, speak, told, tomorrow, understand, understandably, walked
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,146
    Bob38S
    22nd November 2011, 11:20 PM Go to last post

  20. Talking dog

    Started by Tubatoad, 20th November 2011 10:54 AM
    airport, amazed, amazing, backyard, country, decided, dog, dollars, earth, jetting, job, lab, liar, mess, owner, replied, returned, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, talk, talking, ten, tired, undercover, wandering, yard
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,492
    Grumpy John
    21st November 2011, 05:54 PM Go to last post

  21. Where I have and haven't been

    Started by chambezio, 21st November 2011 12:47 PM
    activity, adrenalin, age, airport;, anymore, apparently, cahoots, capable, cognito, day, doubt, driven, enter, favourite, firm, flexible, flowing, hear, heart, physical, pumps, recognizes, sad, sane, stand, stimuli, suspense, times, trips, visit
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,805
    Sparhawk
    21st November 2011, 03:44 PM Go to last post

  22. Prison Sign Fail

    Started by Rodgera, 18th November 2011 07:05 PM
    bay, brigade, correctional, escape, facility, fail, fire, maximum, nsw, plan, practice, prevention, prison, reminds, security, sign, sydney, week
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,539
    The Bleeder
    19th November 2011, 09:06 PM Go to last post

  23. Julia and the Cow

    Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM
    bottle, car, charming, chauffeur, check, countryside, cow, daughter, driving, earth, farmer, gillard, gillards, god, grin, happened, julia, killed, love, malt, manner, meal, replies, road, slap-up, suddenly, touring, walks, whisky, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,772
    Woodkid
    18th November 2011, 08:00 PM Go to last post

  24. Out of the mouths of babes

    Started by fenderbelly, 11th November 2011 08:14 AM
    attending, babes, black, bride, child, color, day, dressed, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life, moment, mother, mouths, time, wearing, wedding, whispered, white
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,040
    cava
    18th November 2011, 09:22 AM Go to last post

  25. Wooly-Bully

    Started by Ed Reiss, 22nd September 2011 11:36 AM
    fast, run, sheep, true, virgin, wool, wooly-bully, woolybully
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,680
    tea lady
    8th November 2011, 11:42 PM Go to last post

  26. Broken Scale

    Started by Rodgera, 4th November 2011 03:13 PM
    avoid, bathroom, broken, cabin, centre, claimed, correctly, cruise, cruiser, day, excellent, figured, fitness, front, gained, impressed, kilos, low, measuring, mention, nice, perfectly, reading, scale, service, stepped, steward, super, weight, whack
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,513
    Carry Pine
    6th November 2011, 12:46 PM Go to last post

  27. where to

    Started by Big Mac, 3rd November 2011 08:57 PM
    activity, adrenalin, age, airport;, anymore, apparently, author, cahoots, capable, cognito, doubt, driven, family, favorite, firm, flowing, hear, heart, neil, physical, pumps, recognizes, sad, sane, stand, stimuli, suspense, trips, unknown, visit
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,302
    dmolh
    5th November 2011, 09:37 PM Go to last post

  28. Graduation Speech

    Started by Rodgera, 26th October 2011 03:09 PM
    audience, graduated, graduation, grin, handwriting, hard, influence, justice, life, looked, love, moms, mother, parenthood, pause, prepared, read, reading, school, shining, son, speech, struggle, talk, text, told, wonderful, words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,353
    fenderbelly
    28th October 2011, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  29. Just to stress THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, not yet anyway

    Started by fenderbelly, 31st August 2011 10:26 PM
    beads, car, change, citizen, counter, distracted, easily, elmo, front, hanging, happen, headed, held, inside, jingled, keys, kid, mirror, purple, rear, senior, smile, stress, strode, toddler, truck, view, waiting, walked, word
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,228
    issatree
    26th October 2011, 07:20 PM Go to last post

  30. Old Photos are fun !!

    Started by Rodgera, 24th October 2011 12:46 PM
    allan, cliff, fun, gees, john, photos, top, wood, workin
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,661
    Allan at Wallan
    24th October 2011, 10:59 PM Go to last post

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