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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. 25 Lessons from Childhood:

    Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:16 PM
    acting, age, born, childhood, children, circle, eat, envy, exaggerate, father, fortunate, home, justice, lessons, life, logic, millions, neck, parents, science, shut, stop, taught, tent, times, told, understand, wisdom, wonderful, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,450
    A Duke
    14th October 2012, 11:45 AM Go to last post

  2. There are teachers ... And then there are educators

    Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:23 PM
    bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, custodian, demonstrate, difficult, dipped, educators, effort, fine, girls, imagine, lip, lips, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, mirror, mirrors, night, press, princesses, prints, required, squeegee, teachers, toilet, yawns
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,347
    wolften
    13th October 2012, 05:53 PM Go to last post

  3. The annual checkup

    Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM
    accidentally, annual, appeared, avid, boar, bush, checkup, child, continued, dead, doctor, dropped, dumbfounded, exclaimed, front, grabbed, handle, happened, hurry, impossible, pregnant, queried, raised, replied, rifle, shot, squeezed, suddenly, umbrella, wild
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,312
    MBM888
    13th October 2012, 04:31 PM Go to last post

  4. 'Daddy, how was I born?'

    Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:48 PM
    agreed, answers, appeared, born, boy, button, chat, cyber-cafe, daddy, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, father, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, met, months, mother, mum, pop-up, ready, sneaked, son, upload
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,401
    MBM888
    10th October 2012, 11:48 PM Go to last post

  5. A Homeless Man

    Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:30 PM
    astounded, beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, fishing, food, furious, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, time, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,283
    MBM888
    10th October 2012, 11:30 PM Go to last post

  6. Talented parrots

    Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:13 PM
    aria, buy, calling, carmen, dollars, entire, expensive, god, hundred, impressive, les, maestro, miserables, parrot, parrots, pet, replies, shop, shopkeeper, sing, skills, talented, thousand, thousands, twenty, walks, wow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,846
    MBM888
    10th October 2012, 11:13 PM Go to last post

  7. Teamwork, the secret of success?

    Started by MBM888, 1st October 2012 04:30 PM
    2000, analysing, boat, decided, featured, humiliated, management, managers, meters, millions, people, performance, person, private, public, reorganised, review, rowing, sacked, secret, sector, service, spent, steering, structure, success, team, teamwork, team’s, won 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,630
    doug3030
    10th October 2012, 06:46 PM Go to last post

  8. Insults with class

    Started by MBM888, 8th October 2012 08:12 PM
    attend, avoid, called, charles, churchill, class, count, disraeli, easily, flirt, glorious, insults, johnson, keating, loves, mark, night, oscar, paul, run, samuel, shiver, simply, sir, spine, talleyrand, twain, wilde, winston, yielded
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,650
    bsrlee
    10th October 2012, 01:27 AM Go to last post

  9. It's no fun getting old

    Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:56 PM
    beautiful, busy, dog, door, driveway, drunk, evening, free, fun, home, house, immediately, knocked, lives, living, love, night, nope, plans, replied, rushed, shes, single, street, strong, time, tonight, urge, watch, watched
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,415
    chambezio
    9th October 2012, 10:55 PM Go to last post

  10. Inner peace

    Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 07:07 PM
    baileys, bodle, bottle, box, butle, calm, chardonnay, chocletz, fablus, feel, finish, finished, haf, house, idr, lives, looked, luvum, mainder, merlot, passing, peace, rite, scriptins, sned, started, telum, tha, valiuminun, wum
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,184
    rwbuild
    9th October 2012, 07:27 PM Go to last post

  11. An Australian Poem

    Started by fenderbelly, 9th October 2012 11:45 AM
    1966, australia, australian, buildings, call, crawlies, currency, door, dunny, flamin, friendly, hangin, hide, idea, inside, left, light, neighbours, newspaper, peck, poem, read, sat, sit, sorbent, squares, tissues, wall, whove, zac
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,332
    RETIRED
    9th October 2012, 06:54 PM Go to last post

  12. Gym workout with the "lot"

    Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:52 PM
    bars, crisps, feel, gym, half, hour, kitkats, lot, machine, mars, potato, sick, snickers, started, workout
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,039
    Dengue
    9th October 2012, 06:54 PM Go to last post

  13. How to impress your Doctor

    Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:33 PM
    afternoon, couple, day, doctor, drinks, golfer, hair, heck, hills, hour, impress, inspired, mates, mental, nice, outdoors, physical, playing, poker, relieved, replied, story, stress, terrible, times, toll, trees, walk, wind, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,923
    MBM888
    9th October 2012, 06:33 PM Go to last post

  14. Beware older women

    Started by MBM888, 7th October 2012 07:39 PM
    barrels, beware, butt, crowd, dance, gun, gunslinger, hands, heard, laughing, licked, looked, mule, mules, older, quietly, saloon, shotgun, silence, slowly, son, sounds, stared, started, twin, wavered, whiskey, woman, womans, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,111
    MBM888
    7th October 2012, 07:39 PM Go to last post

  15. Be afraid be very afraid hahaha

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2012 03:16 PM
    afraid, hahaha
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 971
    DavidG
    7th October 2012, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  16. Advice from a retired husband

    Started by MBM888, 3rd October 2012 11:38 AM
    advice, aging, article, club, completely, criticism, difficult, dinner, earth, eating, home, hour, hurt, husband, job, lunch, missing, oversensitive, remind, rest, retired, sit, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, writing, yell
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,558
    doug3030
    6th October 2012, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  17. Batman

    Started by fenderbelly, 4th October 2012 11:47 AM
    afraid, alive, bag, bat, bat-cave, batman, batty, brave, cab, call, catwoman, continues, costume, date, evening, flattery, gadgets, giggles, gushes, love, luckiest, mobile, phone, pointy, replies, sitting, strong, superheroes, switch, true
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,226
    Allan at Wallan
    4th October 2012, 08:18 PM Go to last post

  18. Foreign Pizza

    Started by Rodgera, 4th October 2012 09:41 AM
    american, bows, business, businessman, care, concierge, deeply, deliver, delivery, door, earth, food, foreign, guy, hotel, japan, japanese, luck, minutes, pepper, phone, pizza, sneezing, starts, takes, tells, thirty, trip, uncontrollably
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,644
    Rodgera
    4th October 2012, 09:41 AM Go to last post

  19. my experience with an iPad

    Started by MBM888, 3rd October 2012 12:01 PM
    21st, bloody, borrow, century, experience, fly, hit, ipad, money, newspaper, newspapers, night, son, visiting, waste
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,164
    joe greiner
    3rd October 2012, 10:49 PM Go to last post

  20. The Thought Process...

    Started by MBM888, 3rd October 2012 09:33 PM
    agreed, banana, bobby, brought, cent, coin, dug, front, guess, hand, hard, head, hide, holding, johnson, miss, moment, obscene, outdone, pocket, process, reddened, round, sit, skills, swaggered, teacher, thought, twenty, yellow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,133
    MBM888
    3rd October 2012, 09:33 PM Go to last post

  21. A day at the races

    Started by Grumpy John, 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM
    assigned, black, boy, boys, caviar, clothes, day, direct, dry, endowed, equipment, flow, grade, grades, lifted, maam, mens, notice, race, races, replied, riding, shake, staring, teacher, time, toilet, unusually, waiting, wee-wees
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,522
    Grumpy John
    3rd October 2012, 06:03 PM Go to last post

  22. Arranging my will.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st October 2012 08:55 PM
    addendum, allan, arranging, ashes, bunnings, cater, cremated, daughters, final, included, k-mart, preparing, recently, replied, requests, save, scattered, sons, store, visit, visits, week, wished
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,047
    Allan at Wallan
    1st October 2012, 08:55 PM Go to last post

  23. The Stockman and the Banker

    Started by MBM888, 1st October 2012 04:27 PM
    150, animals, answer, banker, bundle, business, car, correct, finally, hi-tech, invited, laser, looked, miniaturised, paddock, page, paid, printer, prints, report, response, select, sheep, sheep”, stockman, watches, “if, “that
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,591
    MBM888
    1st October 2012, 04:27 PM Go to last post

  24. The truckie and the emu

    Started by Grumpy John, 29th September 2012 07:53 PM
    amount, appeared, ar$#, change, chips, cleaned, coke, curious, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, legs, money, offered, pay, pays, pocket, pulls, reaches, rich, rolls, royce, sounds, time, truckie, waitress, wishes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,518
    rwbuild
    30th September 2012, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  25. Scottish nicknames

    Started by Grumpy John, 29th September 2012 07:51 PM
    alarm, bad, believed, captain, chernobyl, clock, coat, complexion, continually, crop, derek, glasgow, guy, hands, hook, jannie, late, mid-eighties, nicknames, prove, replies, scared, scottish, sick, sightings, soapy, unconfirmed, washes, woodpecker, yeti
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,461
    Grumpy John
    29th September 2012, 07:51 PM Go to last post

  26. Some good looking tools

    Started by Jonzjob, 27th September 2012 02:26 AM
    complete, cordless, cropped, good, hammer, link, linkbb, l_sale.pdf, realised, selection, tools
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,681
    labr@
    28th September 2012, 02:09 PM Go to last post

  27. BMW complaint

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th September 2012 06:16 PM
    auto, bmw, complaint, youtube
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,328
    Allan at Wallan
    20th September 2012, 09:04 PM Go to last post

  28. Where's me fingers!?

    Started by Tools4Me, 17th September 2012 05:22 PM
    auction, blade, checking, complete, contacted, dear, desireable, doh, favourite, fingers, guard, lost, machine, machinery, online, operational, photos, piece, recently, response, seller, selling, site, spied
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,737
    Allan at Wallan
    19th September 2012, 03:33 PM Go to last post

  29. Breakfast

    Started by Rodgera, 18th September 2012 09:36 PM
    bowl, breakfast, breakfasts, brother-in-law, cereal, choice, cook, deciding, declared, develop, doh, eat, eating, healthier, hope, oatmeal, real, rough, sister, stuff, supposed, taste, told
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,073
    Rodgera
    18th September 2012, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  30. Water Beds

    Started by Rodgera, 15th September 2012 09:58 AM
    beds, carry, customer, deliver, doh, filled, found, heard, helped, hundred, imaginable, item, journal, kidding, kilos, pause, question, replied, selling, short, stunned, water, weigh
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,085
    Rodgera
    15th September 2012, 09:58 AM Go to last post

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