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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Emergency Services

    Started by _fly_, 2nd June 2013 10:52 PM
    999, apparently, call, caller, calm, centre, colleagues, considered, depressed, dialled, dismay, dismissed, emergency, finally, job, line, london, lying, maker, male, meet, railway, remain, response, services, stay, track, train, waiting, worker
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,312
    Rodgera
    13th June 2013, 05:07 PM Go to last post

  2. Job Requirement

    Started by Rodgera, 13th June 2013 04:58 PM
    applicant, delicatessen, handle, impressing, inch, job, lenses, manager, meat, microscopes, personnel, prospective, required, requirement, slice, ten-thousandths, thick, woolies
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,124
    Rodgera
    13th June 2013, 04:58 PM Go to last post

  3. Golf with a twist

    Started by Barterbuilt, 13th June 2013 10:05 AM
    ###, blokes, couple, day, decides, fairway, fella, golf, half, holes, incredibly, ladies, mate, mistress, play, playing, slow, stroll, twist, wife, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,195
    Barterbuilt
    13th June 2013, 10:05 AM Go to last post

  4. Dramas at the shed this morning

    Started by underfoot, 12th June 2013 07:18 PM
    271979, 6.30, 6.45, 6.45am, 7.00am, birds, butcher, dramas, feeding, hens, kookaburra, maggie, maggies, morning, rails, roos, shed, swamp, taught 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,516
    Scott
    12th June 2013, 09:06 PM Go to last post

  5. Government Studies, our Tax Dollars in action

    Started by Breslau, 12th June 2013 10:39 AM
    action, avian, behaviourist, car, crows, determine, determined, disproportionate, dollars, eat, flu, government, impact, kill, killed, kills, nearby, ornithological, percentages, road, short, spent, studies, tax, tree, truck, versus, warn, wisely, “truck”
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,742
    Breslau
    12th June 2013, 10:39 AM Go to last post

  6. Golf

    Started by fenderbelly, 9th June 2013 12:43 PM
    apart.”, bee, bee”, club, decided, feet, golf, hole”, house, intense, knowingly, lessons, nodded, pain, playing, pro, replied, return, round, started, sting, stung, suffered, taking, woman, wrong?”, “then, “why, ”between, ”where?”
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,831
    Sturdee
    9th June 2013, 05:16 PM Go to last post

  7. You Gotta Love Kids

    Started by smidsy, 29th May 2013 06:30 PM
    ####, atheist, book, clumps, cow, death, deer, discuss, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, god, gotta, grass, heaven, hell, horse, kids, life, love, patty, pellets, produces, qualified, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,190
    rrich
    9th June 2013, 02:47 PM Go to last post

  8. Emergency Call

    Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2013 10:39 AM
    afternoon, answered, call, centre, clerk, date, daughter, emergency, everythings, fearing, fine, home, hour, immediately, left, managers, mobile, mom, office, paged, phone, rushed, shoes, shopping, swmbo, teenage, wear, worst, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,006
    Allan at Wallan
    9th June 2013, 11:00 AM Go to last post

  9. Robo and the taxman

    Started by MBM888, 6th June 2013 11:00 PM
    attorney, auditor, auditors, bet, bite, bites, blind, dentures, dollars, drops, eye, glass, grand, jaw, lost, moment, nervous, office, realizes, removes, robo, robo’s, starts, stunned, takes, tax, taxman, thousand, wagered, witness
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,776
    doug3030
    8th June 2013, 10:53 PM Go to last post

  10. Drinking wine does not make you fat

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:38 PM
    allan, amazing, discovery, drinking, fat, lean, light, lights, make, makes, people, poles, smile, stupid, time, traffic, ugly, walls, whilst, wine
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,464
    Scott
    7th June 2013, 04:27 PM Go to last post

  11. Five little old ladies

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:56 PM
    135, allan, cold, day, driver, driving, friends, highway, hour, informed, kilometres, ladies, lady, limit, passengers, policeman, pulled, replied, shaking, slow, speed, sticking, uncontrollably
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,718
    Allan at Wallan
    7th June 2013, 03:56 PM Go to last post

  12. I got a complement, I think.

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 5th June 2013 11:01 PM
    bondi, chest, complement, kryn, lady, lovely, manly, replied, told
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,267
    rwbuild
    6th June 2013, 06:31 PM Go to last post

  13. What kind of leg bones does Satan have?

    Started by RedShirtGuy, 29th May 2013 10:29 PM
    blas, bones, doh, femurs, kind, leg, satan
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,085
    labr@
    5th June 2013, 09:41 PM Go to last post

  14. I just got insulted?

    Started by bosox, 5th June 2013 06:51 AM
    boy, girl, insulted, mirror, paused, swee, unsightly, whuttt, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,088
    rwbuild
    5th June 2013, 04:54 PM Go to last post

  15. If only women could trust their husbands ….

    Started by MBM888, 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM
    bedroom, blanket, bodies, covered, darling, drink, enters, groaning, home, hope, husband, husbands, kitchen, late, leaving, night, ok”, paper, parents, quietly, reaches, reading, stay, that’s, time, trust, visit, wife, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,483
    MBM888
    2nd June 2013, 08:03 PM Go to last post

  16. The Wife

    Started by BEKKY, 2nd June 2013 05:29 PM
    answers, bill, closer, crumpled, dollar, dollars, ear, fifty, garage…, intrigued, keith, leans, low, no.”, sexy, stepping, thirty, thousand, totally, twenty, up?”, voice, whispers, wife, “have, “no-o-o-o.”, “now”, “then, “uh, “well”
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,281
    A Duke
    2nd June 2013, 06:18 PM Go to last post

  17. Modern Technology and language

    Started by wheelinround, 17th May 2013 11:45 AM
    adaption, card, check, clearer, complain, correct, credit, finally, found, future, hate, hysterical, instructed, instructions, language, local, modern, nonetheless, pay, position, ready, referring, remarks, seniors, shop, shrieking, stuff, subsided, technology, terminology
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,503
    _fly_
    2nd June 2013, 09:30 AM Go to last post

  18. Meditation.......

    Started by MBM888, 30th May 2013 04:41 PM
    hmm, meditation, sitting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 920
    MBM888
    30th May 2013, 04:41 PM Go to last post

  19. Road hogs

    Started by A Duke, 29th May 2013 10:30 PM
    ####, #######, country, cruising, draw, force, hit, hogs, hoons, lady, level, middle, past, piece, pigs, road, roaring, screamed, screams
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,081
    A Duke
    29th May 2013, 10:30 PM Go to last post

  20. Abused for no reason while driving

    Started by smidsy, 29th May 2013 05:55 PM
    absolutely, abused, child, coast, driving, hand, hands, holding, lane, left, limit, pie, reason, speed, sunshine, taught, wandering
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,437
    underfoot
    29th May 2013, 07:58 PM Go to last post

  21. Would you marry again

    Started by rwbuild, 19th May 2013 07:16 PM
    audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golfing, groan, house, hurt, husband, jewelry, left-handed, makes, married, marry, pictures, proper, question, quietly, remarry, replace, sh#@t, shed, shes, silence, sitting, sleep, times, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,708
    damian
    28th May 2013, 05:28 PM Go to last post

  22. Sharing a meal at restaurants….

    Started by MBM888, 26th May 2013 07:04 PM
    answered, begged, bite, buy, carefully, couple, drink, eat, eaten, food, french, fries, half, hamburger, husband, lady, meal, neatly, occasionally, people, restaurants…, sat, sharing, single, sip, sipping, taking, teeth, watching, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,432
    Rickey Herb
    27th May 2013, 11:14 AM Go to last post

  23. Child-proof Gate

    Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2013 11:11 AM
    active, barrier, brother-in-law, busy, called, childproof, complete, crawling, dad, daddy, daughter, decided, dropped, erected, front, gate, girl, home, job, nearby, newly, nimbly, reach, roaming, rolled, screwdriver, sister, street, two-year-old, yard
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,358
    rustynail
    24th May 2013, 02:19 PM Go to last post

  24. New project

    Started by Rodgera, 21st May 2013 10:12 PM
    268877, found, plans, project 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,066
    Sawdust Maker
    23rd May 2013, 10:47 PM Go to last post

  25. Politics

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th May 2013 01:01 PM
    asleep, awoke, bob, country, did., ghost, gillard, house, japanese, love, menzies, politics, producers, robert, sir, steel
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,012
    fenderbelly
    20th May 2013, 01:01 PM Go to last post

  26. A biker

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th May 2013 12:53 PM
    biker, doctor, hearing, problems.
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 937
    fenderbelly
    20th May 2013, 12:53 PM Go to last post

  27. Your numbers up

    Started by fenderbelly, 11th May 2013 10:40 AM
    afraid, numbers
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,401
    A Duke
    20th May 2013, 11:29 AM Go to last post

  28. Backyard potato plot

    Started by MBM888, 11th May 2013 12:04 AM
    7am, ahead, apologised, arrived, arthritis, backyard, bodies, buried, circumstances, dad, dear, departed, dig, finding, garden, impossible, letter, love, loving, morning, pensioner, pensioner’s, plant, plot, police, potato, potatoes, proceeded, read, son
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,615
    MBM888
    11th May 2013, 12:04 AM Go to last post

  29. New vanity unit

    Started by gms002a, 4th May 2013 10:43 AM
    266259, unit, vanity 2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,791
    ian
    9th May 2013, 12:27 AM Go to last post

  30. BBQ Rules

    Started by MBM888, 4th May 2013 04:12 PM
    annoyed, bbq, beer, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, dunno, eating, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, organize, plates, pleasing, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,068
    Grumpy John
    8th May 2013, 08:36 AM Go to last post

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