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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 120,636
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Brain Teaser 2

    Started by Timless Timber, 16th January 2014 01:34 PM
    albert, brain, disprove, e=mc^2, einsteins, loan, munney, neva, relatives, relativity, special, teaser, theory, wink
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,476
    rrich
    16th January 2014, 03:30 PM Go to last post

  2. Union Organizers Dogs!

    Started by Timless Timber, 15th January 2014 06:21 PM
    beer, biscuits, blacksmith, blacksmiths, break, dog, dogs, door, ease, fast, fire, glasses, hot, impressed, iron, leans, leathery, measure, named, nurries, organizers, packet, perfect, rep, shiny, suitably, tea, union, wide, worker
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,991
    HOOKED.UP
    16th January 2014, 02:07 PM Go to last post

  3. Grizzly bear

    Started by Timless Timber, 15th January 2014 06:01 PM
    arrest, bar, bar-bit-you-ate, barman, bear, bears, bit, boom, commotions, doh, drugs, fight, grizzly, head, heck, illegal, illicit, narcotics, nuthin, possession, rolleyesb, salivating, scratches, sheriff, stammers, takin, tells, tish, wha, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,331
    Timless Timber
    15th January 2014, 06:01 PM Go to last post

  4. Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

    Started by Ozkaban, 23rd January 2012 12:04 PM
    164 Pages •
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    caption, question, reply 116 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 2,454
    • Views: 135,066
    Sawdust Maker
    15th January 2014, 01:25 PM Go to last post

  5. Seniors Bridal Register

    Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 05:00 PM
    absolutely, adult, age, alzheimers, antidotes, arthritis, bridal, canes, dennis, diapers, geritol, heartburn, indigestion, married, medicine, memory, parkinsons, pharmacist, pills, register, registry, sell, seniors, sizes, sleeping, speeds, store, variety, vitamins, wheelchairs
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,519
    AlexS
    14th January 2014, 05:13 PM Go to last post

  6. Question Man of Means

    Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 04:00 PM
    accumulated, bernie, blown, bugger, buildings, charlotte, daughter, deathbed, edinburgh, hard, husband, man, mctavish, means, morningside, nurse, offices, paper, property, replies, residential, round, sarah, slips, sons, square, tam, town, wife, wullie
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,395
    John Saxton
    14th January 2014, 04:00 PM Go to last post

  7. Move the Car

    Started by Rodgera, 14th January 2014 01:44 PM
    address, boyfriend, car, daughter, displeased, door, evening, finally, grew, immediately, increasingly, knocked, late, losing, midnight, move, patience, replied, sharply, shortly, someones, studied, teenage, told, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,560
    Rodgera
    14th January 2014, 01:44 PM Go to last post

  8. Messy divorce

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2014 08:19 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    allan, borrowed, boyfriend, buy, buyer, curtain, decided, desperation, divorce, endings, furniture, happy, heavily, home, house, husband, mention, messy, paid, price, purchased, rang, reduced, shrimps, smell, stories, week, wife, woman, worth
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 4,022
    A Duke
    13th January 2014, 10:30 AM Go to last post

  9. Cricket

    Started by fenderbelly, 9th January 2014 11:52 PM
    apparent, ashes, ball, batsman, blink, car, cinderella, common, cricket, difference, director, english, formula, funeral, gloves, height, jackson, leave, lose, michael, miss, optimism, playing, poms, putting, reason, spend, sunscreen, wondering, wore
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,607
    Tonyz
    12th January 2014, 04:14 PM Go to last post

  10. Exclamation exxy phone call

    Started by John Saxton, 11th January 2014 08:00 PM
    ahead, astonishment, bench, bye, cellular, club, eighty-thousand, extra, exxy, found, hangs, honey, house, janie, listen, locker, love, market, mouths, offer, phone, shops, staring, stops, talk, talking, wide, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,483
    John Saxton
    11th January 2014, 08:00 PM Go to last post

  11. Spaghetti

    Started by John Saxton, 10th January 2014 08:07 PM
    arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, extra, fainted, home, honey, husband, italy, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, read, received, sauce, send, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,539
    John Saxton
    10th January 2014, 08:07 PM Go to last post

  12. My Parrot.

    Started by issatree, 5th January 2014 12:12 PM
    bad, bird, freezer, frustration, head, helped, hung, lid, music, nice, nicely, offended, parrot, played, question, screams, sick, soft, softly, speak, spoke, squawks, started, stuck, swore, trooper, turkey, vocabulary, words, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,707
    issatree
    5th January 2014, 12:12 PM Go to last post

  13. Paddy caught them

    Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 07:57 AM
    arrived, caught, compromising, cupboard, friend, head, home, laugh, laughed, mick, paddy, pistol, playing, position, pulled, suspected, unexpectedly, upset, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,916
    Tonyz
    4th January 2014, 11:46 AM Go to last post

  14. Heavenly food

    Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM
    ago’, beef, blood, bodies, called, club, cooked, cooking, day, eat, effects, explains, food, golf, heaven, heavenly, illness, jack, john, manager, maude, meals, meat, normal, oatmeal, out.’, overlooking, pressure, red, you’ve
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,440
    Carry Pine
    3rd January 2014, 11:02 AM Go to last post

  15. Best ever resignation letter

    Started by MBM888, 20th September 2013 11:46 PM
    administrator, amusement, apparently, attempt, chief, concept, cut, employees, expectations, explain, happen, hired, hundredth, letter, network, nuance, office, oxygen, paste, precious, provide, resignation, stroll, surmise, time, understand, unix, vainly, waste, watch
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,813
    robbo266317
    31st December 2013, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  16. The Saw. Last for 2013.

    Started by issatree, 31st December 2013 05:33 PM
    2013, beautiful, bed, bought, burn, caught, chap, cut, darling, dragged, grabbed, hair, hold, love, market, nice, passing, proceeded, real, rusty, screaming, shed, silly, sun, tight, vice, wife, woman, wood, wound
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,352
    issatree
    31st December 2013, 05:33 PM Go to last post

  17. House Cleaning

    Started by Rodgera, 28th December 2013 01:12 PM
    adolescent, cleaning, daughter, easy, excitedly, helped, home, house, housekeeping, informed, innocently, job, knowing, mom, neighbors, parents, replied, seldom, sort, watching, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,271
    fenderbelly
    28th December 2013, 07:53 PM Go to last post

  18. A Christmas Message from Rodgera to ALL

    Started by Rodgera, 25th December 2013 08:08 PM
    accepting, alteration, australia, choice, christmas, clarification, computer, discretion, faith, freely, greeting, her/himself, holiday, implement, issuance, message, original, religious, respect, rodgera, secular, sole, stress, subject, terms, traditions, transferable, void, wisher, wishes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,798
    Rodgera
    25th December 2013, 08:08 PM Go to last post

  19. daffy duck

    Started by MAPLEMAN, 21st December 2013 11:53 PM
    bill, condoms, daffy, duck, local, mm2tsup, owner, packet, sort, store, waddles
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 989
    MAPLEMAN
    21st December 2013, 11:53 PM Go to last post

  20. Calendar robbery

    Started by Carry Pine, 18th December 2013 07:57 PM
    calendar, guys, hear, months, police, robbery, station, stole
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,094
    doug3030
    21st December 2013, 09:37 PM Go to last post

  21. Female drivers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st December 2013 09:21 AM
    accidentally, airborne, allan, ban, brand, causing, chipped, coffee, drivers, ear, fell, female, front, g.p.s, gouge, knees, knocked, legs, mobile, pain, phone, recover, roughing, safely, seat, sitting, steering, untold, wheel, windscreen
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,614
    RETIRED
    21st December 2013, 09:30 PM Go to last post

  22. The Bike.

    Started by issatree, 21st December 2013 07:49 PM
    bike, campus, choice, clothes, cycling, engineering, fitted, ground, nice, replied, students, threw, uni, women, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,704
    issatree
    21st December 2013, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  23. Engine Noise

    Started by Rodgera, 20th December 2013 10:59 AM
    abruptly, attendant, bit, bothered, concerned, deaf, engine, explained, finally, fix, flight, gate, heard, hour, jetliner, noise, passenger, pilot, reply, returned, stopped, strange, tarmac, taxiing, waiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,505
    Rodgera
    20th December 2013, 10:59 AM Go to last post

  24. Moses the bargainer

    Started by Carry Pine, 19th December 2013 10:05 PM
    adultery, announces, bad, bargainer, moses, mountain, news, tablets
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,189
    Carry Pine
    19th December 2013, 10:05 PM Go to last post

  25. Labor Ex- Politician

    Started by Carry Pine, 19th December 2013 08:58 PM
    amount, cheque, defrauded, department, enclosed, ex-, ex-labor, labor, night, nsw, owing, politician, remainder, send, sleep, taxation, total, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,106
    Carry Pine
    19th December 2013, 08:58 PM Go to last post

  26. Grandma at the beach

    Started by Carry Pine, 19th December 2013 02:33 PM
    abraham, alive, beach, desperate, drops, falls, father, finally, forefathers, grandma, grandmother, grandson, hat, huge, isaac, jewish, knees, lifeguards, mighty, prays, save, sea, supervising, washes, wave
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,495
    Carry Pine
    19th December 2013, 02:33 PM Go to last post

  27. Captain smithers

    Started by rustynail, 21st November 2013 12:21 PM
    bar, captain, colonel, cross, day, doctor, enemy, equestrian, expeditions, f#^ed, games, graduated, history, interrupted, joined, lines, meet, military, mind, regiment, represented, researched, retiring, sandhurst, sir, smithers, tall, told, witch, won
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,903
    Carry Pine
    18th December 2013, 08:34 PM Go to last post

  28. The Road to Destruction

    Started by Carry Pine, 18th December 2013 08:31 PM
    angican, bridge, car, crash, destruction, erect, goodie, hear, leads, local, mighty, minister, oldie, parish, past, priest, road, sign, ulster
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,059
    Carry Pine
    18th December 2013, 08:31 PM Go to last post

  29. 3 X Guinness

    Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 07:01 PM
    bad, barman, brother, brothers, drink, explanation, fellow, finally, guess, guinness, guy, irish, killed, methodist, months, news, night, overseas, plato, platypus, pub, replies, schooners, suggests, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,569
    Carry Pine
    16th December 2013, 07:01 PM Go to last post

  30. Can't take it With You

    Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM
    agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,418
    Carry Pine
    16th December 2013, 08:01 AM Go to last post

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