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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,488
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Question Spam

    Started by Iain, 12th October 2000 06:33 PM
    ago, americans, carry, claim, depressed, dollars, dr.today, drive, email, five-year-old, friend, groceries, house, machines, mechanic, people, perfect, pope, refused, responsibility, sally, spam, stronger, ten, told, twenty, worried, worth, write, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,555
    Iain
    12th October 2000, 06:33 PM Go to last post

  2. Talking Two Wishes

    Started by Iain, 11th October 2000 04:03 PM
    appears, bollinger, champagne, chap, cold, desert, fairy, godmother, grants, hard, heard, ice, island, leave, mother, poof, request, scene, standing, stranded, theresa, ubiquitous, understanding, wishes, woman, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,423
    Iain
    11th October 2000, 04:03 PM Go to last post

  3. Post Ow's That!

    Started by John Saxton, 10th October 2000 11:24 PM
    begged, billy, bloke, breakfast, bright, chicken, collected, dog, drovers, egg, fire, gate, leaning, listen, looked, road, rose, run, somne, sticks, watch, watched, water, yer, yerll
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,225
    John Saxton
    10th October 2000, 11:24 PM Go to last post

  4. Post Blind Freddy?

    Started by RETIRED, 8th October 2000 01:53 PM
    air, airport, aisle, begins, blind, cabin-but, cockpit, copilot, day, die, edge, faster, fill, freddy, gonna, headed, ian, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilot, plane, plow, robbo, robertson, screams, straight, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,325
    RETIRED
    8th October 2000, 01:53 PM Go to last post

  5. Thumbs up Genuine Woodies Joke Competition

    Started by ubeaut, 2nd October 2000 05:43 PM
    2000.], 2356, 3462, 5476, box, calendar, cheers, competition, e-mail, edited, fax, genuine, haha@ubeaut.com.au, joke, jokes, mail, message, neil, newstead, october, post, print, release, sit, snail, time, ubeaut, vic, woodies, [this
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,719
    John Saxton
    8th October 2000, 01:52 PM Go to last post

  6. Wink A woman is shopping .........

    Started by hook, 8th October 2000 07:39 AM
    belt, cash, driver, drunk, earth, hammer, hardware, items, line, local, register, replies, screw, screws, selection, selects, shopping, simple, single, slurs, standing, store, ugly, unloads, unusual, watches, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,321
    hook
    8th October 2000, 07:39 AM Go to last post

  7. Talking Gone with the wind

    Started by John Saxton, 29th September 2000 10:05 PM
    amazing, audience, book, cinema, circular, curiosity, dog, enjoyed, excuse, filing, hated, it.it, lady, meow, movie, movie.he, noticing, pass, puddled.i, quickly, replied, sitting, story, trifle, walked, wind, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,884
    Tristan Croll
    7th October 2000, 05:44 PM Go to last post

  8. Cool It happened in Queensland

    Started by DonN, 7th October 2000 07:17 AM
    bar, breathalyzer, car, drive, equipment, forward, happened, horn, inches, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, queensland, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, station, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,304
    DonN
    7th October 2000, 07:17 AM Go to last post

  9. Post Eunichs (Unix?)

    Started by Iain, 4th October 2000 10:47 AM
    apprentice, bang, bricks, caught, create, cringed, drop, enquired, eunich, eunichs, family, hired, hole, hurt, jewels, maker, master, middle, replied, reply, simple, sit, special, stool, sultans, thumbs, unix
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,384
    Iain
    5th October 2000, 02:48 AM Go to last post

  10. Post pussy gone begging

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd October 2000 10:16 PM
    beautiful, begging, cat, change, fairy, front, guess, handsome, husband?she, imagine.she, johnno, knees, lady, makes, neutered, poof, porch, posssibly, pussy, rocking, saunters, smile, smitten, stands, stares, them.ooh, whispers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,372
    John Saxton
    3rd October 2000, 10:16 PM Go to last post

  11. Talking Share trading

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd October 2000 09:58 PM
    buy, care, charge, day, desk, easy, factories, father-in-law.i, half-owner, hate, johnno, minute, moneymaking, office, office.what, operations, partnership, replied, share, son-in-law, son-in-law.i, stand, stuck, successful, trading, wait, woodturner, woodturning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,478
    John Saxton
    3rd October 2000, 09:58 PM Go to last post

  12. Talking Duck Not Parrot

    Started by DonN, 3rd October 2000 05:57 PM
    animals, beer, call, canvas, circus, confused, day, drinks, duck, f#@k, hey, hole, job, landlord, line, marvellous, middle, money, parrot, paying, plasterer, pub, reckon, replies, ringleader, roof, sandwich, sounds, talks, top
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,105
    Iain
    3rd October 2000, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  13. Talking Viagra

    Started by ubeaut, 28th September 2000 09:38 AM
    dickheads, hear, nasal, spray, viagra
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,430
    Graeme
    2nd October 2000, 09:50 PM Go to last post

  14. Talking another parrot joke

    Started by Gino, 30th September 2000 11:39 PM
    astonished, attitude, beg, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, correct, door, dramatic, endeavor, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, half, hurt, jeffrey, joke, minute, parrot, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, suddenly, yelled
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,873
    John Saxton
    2nd October 2000, 11:08 AM Go to last post

  15. Talking Cuckoo (guess who's bored)

    Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:39 PM
    beak, bird, bloody, bored, cuckoo, folded, grass, guess, hard, murmurs, neatly, neil, perched, position, rhymes, strange, twit, wings
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,413
    knuckles
    30th September 2000, 06:15 PM Go to last post

  16. Cool More Chickens

    Started by Hartley, 29th September 2000 11:18 AM
    500, act, bible, bill, chicken, chickens, counter-revolutionary, cream, cross, crossed, dairy, echicken, free, front, god, gst, hussein, inevitability, john, milk, mother, question, rebellion, road, roads, saddam, telling, told, unprovoked, violence
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,280
    Iain
    29th September 2000, 10:54 PM Go to last post

  17. Lightbulb Parrot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:28 PM
    2000.], agreement, bird, bit, black, colors, curly, day, edited, front, house, iain, message, noticed, nuns, parrot, pass, passed, proceeded, recommended, respecting, september, spoke, straight, trick, underwear, vestments, wearing, wore, [this
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,559
    John Saxton
    29th September 2000, 09:33 PM Go to last post

  18. Post Robin (related to the parrot)

    Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:36 PM
    awoke, bed, bloody, born, brought, crushed, frail, happiness, happy, head, heart, joy, morn, morning, parrot, paused, perched, related, robin, sill, sing, slowly, smiled, spring, sweet, sweetly, thrill, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,017
    John Saxton
    29th September 2000, 09:29 PM Go to last post

  19. Talking Just in case you forgot more parrots

    Started by Iain, 26th September 2000 02:06 PM
    aria, beautiful, call, case, clerk, customer, cycle, entire, floor, forgot, guy, holy, maestro, moly, mozart, parrot, parrots, pet, ring, sing, store, wagners, walks, wow, wrote
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,863
    Iain
    28th September 2000, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  20. Talking From Dr Ted

    Started by ubeaut, 19th September 2000 11:08 PM
    aware, erection, fart, pass, pier, ted, toilet, told, trust, waste, wisdom, wonderful, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,488
    John Saxton
    27th September 2000, 11:36 PM Go to last post

  21. Wink pussy joke with decorum ( ho-hum!)

    Started by John Saxton, 27th September 2000 10:11 PM
    ,hes, activity, apologies, backyard, bloody, bozo, cat, cats, decorum, doors, explained, fifteen, flogged, german, hohum, hole, inside, johnno, joke, looked, neighbour, pussy, response, saucer, sheperd, simon, sounds, unusual
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,397
    John Saxton
    27th September 2000, 10:11 PM Go to last post

  22. Post Collared Parrot

    Started by John Saxton, 27th September 2000 09:25 PM
    bided, bird, birds, caught, cock, collared, days, due, easy, girl, haso, hell, johnno, lady, male, neck, pair, parrot, parrots, parson, pet, ribbon, spot, talking, tied, visit, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,450
    John Saxton
    27th September 2000, 09:25 PM Go to last post

  23. Post an old farts joke

    Started by John Saxton, 24th September 2000 09:40 PM
    advice, affair, birthday, boarder, boarders, cheers, doctor, farts, fund, half, idea, johnno, joke, later.the, life, maintain, memy, met, pregnant, raiser, sounded, time, wealthy, wicked, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,294
    John Saxton
    24th September 2000, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  24. Unhappy Oh hell ...........another parrot joke

    Started by John Saxton, 24th September 2000 09:23 PM
    big-eyed, bitch, bring, cage, care, changed, female, glared, gonna, hell, home, immediately, johnno, joke, marilyn, nervous, night, obvious, owl, owl.he, parrot, parrot.it, pet, shop, someones, tonight.someones, tonightthe, usual, whoo, whooo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,685
    John Saxton
    24th September 2000, 09:23 PM Go to last post

  25. Post Another little Johnny

    Started by John Saxton, 19th September 2000 08:46 PM
    baby, bloody, bottle, cats, dirt, holy, johnno, johnny, lad, liquid, motorbike, parish, passed, past, poured, querulously, savage, sitting, sizzle, watching, water, womans, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,395
    John Saxton
    19th September 2000, 08:46 PM Go to last post

  26. Red face Best Day Golfing

    Started by gazaly, 19th September 2000 08:14 AM
    apartment, appreciation, bastard, candle-lit, car, company, day, dinner, drives, everyday, fine, golf, golfing, home, match, monday, morning, night, passion, penthouse, pips, planned, play, playing, pulls, restaurant, round, surprise, tight, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,400
    Iain
    19th September 2000, 08:35 AM Go to last post

  27. Talking The Army (2)

    Started by Iain, 17th September 2000 03:42 PM
    answer, army, arrives, broad, called, chap, conscientous, date, desk, duty, equestrian, grounds, horse, lady, mess, national, objector, officer, pass, perform, prove, quaker, reason, replies, sergeant, service, talk, thee, usa, velocopede
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,753
    ubeaut
    19th September 2000, 12:21 AM Go to last post

  28. Talking Little Johhny at the School Play

    Started by Iain, 15th September 2000 04:56 PM
    act, announced, bunch, calls, cups, deep, f#+, farmyard, female, finally, gentlemen, hands, heard, johhny, ladies, neil, offensive, offered, perform, play, relented, school, services, social, stage, takes, thems, tractor, walks, workers
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,131
    John Saxton
    18th September 2000, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  29. Talking Give the Devil his due

    Started by John Saxton, 17th September 2000 02:17 AM
    48years, afraid, bit, calmly, church, confused, devil, elderly, enemy, gentleman, infuriated, johnno, married, morning, nope, perturbed, presence, replied, satan, sister, started, town, ultimate, walked, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,397
    John Saxton
    17th September 2000, 02:17 AM Go to last post

  30. Angry Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Started by RETIRED, 14th September 2000 11:53 PM
    1st, ago, bosses, close, comfort, day, gooday, ian, joke, met, minutes, neil, post, robbo, robertson, time, warning, whilst, wife
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,184
    John Saxton
    17th September 2000, 02:02 AM Go to last post

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