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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post Hi Girls

    Started by Gino, 1st September 2001 09:29 PM
    angry, bloody, chocolate, commercials, conquered, dress, eat, equality, fat, generic, girls, interpreted, learn, live, magazines, makes, male, meant, models, months, ogle, peeing, pretty, rate, relationship, sad, sport, telling, tired, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,628
    Gino
    1st September 2001, 09:29 PM Go to last post

  2. Post Test tickets.

    Started by RETIRED, 1st September 2001 08:23 PM
    bad, balls, bastards, black, bumps, cancer, christ, cut, doctor, examine, examines, expatriate, fast, fix, hev, hum, kiwi, living, pommie, remove, test, testicles, tickets, trouble, werimu, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,379
    RETIRED
    1st September 2001, 08:23 PM Go to last post

  3. Post NUMBER 2

    Started by Barry Nelson, 1st September 2001 06:23 PM
    bed, bell, bloody, business.after, clothes, couple, fire, hell, hose, husband, married, minutes, number, proceeds, replies, rushes, signal, stops, suddenly, that?said, top, trouble, troubles, wife, yell, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,467
    Barry Nelson
    1st September 2001, 06:23 PM Go to last post

  4. Smile Best Ever Blonde Joke....

    Started by oges, 29th August 2001 08:00 AM
    .wav, answer, arrive, attached, blonde, borrow, brunette, calculator, counting, file, finally, fingers, hell, hmmm, indiana, interviewer, joke, jones, minutes, muttering, play, questions, redhead, serious, starts, stunned, thirty, vey, wait, wav
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 4,293
    oges
    30th August 2001, 07:46 AM Go to last post

  5. Talking Noddy

    Started by Iain, 28th August 2001 06:42 PM
    0ff, appeared, bed, bell, car, clean, dishes, door, doorbell, drive, drove, ears, feeling, friend, happy, house, letting, live, locked, morning, noddy, rang, ring, shower, sleep, teeth, thankyou, visit, walked, wash
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,490
    John Saxton
    29th August 2001, 12:58 AM Go to last post

  6. Post Little Johnny

    Started by Iain, 25th August 2001 07:38 PM
    ahead, bed, bedroom, bob, closet, croaked, daddy, door, father, greeted, guess, held, home, husband, johnny, lady, leaving, mommy, mother, playing, summer, told, top, town, uncle, undressed, upstairs, week, wife, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,251
    Iain
    25th August 2001, 07:38 PM Go to last post

  7. Angry Registered Members

    Started by Craig Euler, 16th August 2001 02:48 PM
    1345, 16-8-01, 666, cow, dated, die, holy, hrs, members, registered
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,808
    Craig Euler
    25th August 2001, 07:18 PM Go to last post

  8. Post Tradesmen 4

    Started by Craig Euler, 21st August 2001 12:10 AM
    $48, $50, arrived, bill, broke, bucks, called, couple, duly, fifty, hammer, handed, hit, hitting, husband, itemised, knowing, machine, maintenence, mighty, minutes, pulled, started, straight, studied, tradesman, tradesmen, wall, washing, whack
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,463
    Craig Euler
    21st August 2001, 12:10 AM Go to last post

  9. Post Tradesmen 3

    Started by Craig Euler, 21st August 2001 12:04 AM
    angry, boys, drain, easy, gent, house, leap, missus, opposite, plumbers, poking, seat, street, times, toilet, tradesmen, unblock, wire
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,758
    Craig Euler
    21st August 2001, 12:04 AM Go to last post

  10. Post Tradesmen 2

    Started by Craig Euler, 21st August 2001 12:00 AM
    coming, fear, feeling, free, girl, night, plumber, plumbing, quick, sea, someones, stop, tradesmen
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,318
    Craig Euler
    21st August 2001, 12:00 AM Go to last post

  11. Post Tradesmen 1

    Started by Craig Euler, 20th August 2001 11:57 PM
    basil, bloody, builders, cos, elastic, home, killing, knickers, labourers, party, rip, tradesmen, trevor, walking, whys, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,345
    Craig Euler
    20th August 2001, 11:57 PM Go to last post

  12. Lightbulb Points to ponder

    Started by Iain, 20th August 2001 11:26 AM
    abbreviated, ahead, bright, bus, cold, decency, degrees, employees, faster, gruntled, hear, mothers, nostalgia, people, pictures, points, ponder, quit, risks, sound, speak, speed, station, stops, supposed, train, travels, vague, word, zigzag
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,616
    Rod Smith
    20th August 2001, 03:28 PM Go to last post

  13. Thumbs down Things that annoy me!

    Started by Iain, 19th August 2001 06:48 PM
    alarm, annoy, blasts, candy, car, contact, covered, crossing, digital, dog, electrical, filling, finish, floor, foil, hand, horn, lint, makes, pedestrian, people, piece, radio, reach, set, station, supermarket, table, things, wrapper
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,507
    John Saxton
    19th August 2001, 11:53 PM Go to last post

  14. Post Ettiquette (I know some towns like this)

    Started by Iain, 19th August 2001 06:43 PM
    1000, approaching, beer, bride, characters, choice, etiquette, ettiquette, expected, funeral, gift, hear, home, job, kissing, livestock, mans, poor, proven, refrain, screen, table, tacky, talking, tests, time, towns, truck, wedding, weddings
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,553
    Craig Euler
    19th August 2001, 08:56 PM Go to last post

  15. Post ED ZACHARY DISEASE

    Started by Gino, 31st July 2001 11:35 PM
    ass, bad, confused, craw, dates, decided, disease, employ, expertise, fass, head, knees, medical, obliged, probrem, recommended, reery, replied, rike, rook, sex, shook, slowly, therapist, vaywe, wang, woman, worse, wrong, zachary
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,528
    Craig Euler
    16th August 2001, 03:03 PM Go to last post

  16. Post Could only happen in the US of A........

    Started by Iain, 13th August 2001 06:14 PM
    bakersfield, bank, california, check, desert, east, folks, gun, happen, hard, hour, hours, isabella, king, lake, line-up, located, marina, matter, modesto, money, police, shed, shouted, simulate, steven, summer, tool, walter, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,293
    Iain
    13th August 2001, 06:14 PM Go to last post

  17. Post Beawdy

    Started by Baz, 12th August 2001 10:19 PM
    beawdy, bloody, doc, doctor, doctors, fella, fellow, fly, office, pulls, races, undoes, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,155
    Baz
    12th August 2001, 10:19 PM Go to last post

  18. Unhappy Deprivation

    Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2001 09:42 PM
    1-2-3, 2001.], aroused, august, bed, cheers, deprivation, doctor, down.but, edited, guy, home, john, johnno, lying, message, partner, psychiatrist, ready, suddenly, surprise, wife, witchdoctor, witchdoctorwhat, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,601
    John Saxton
    10th August 2001, 09:42 PM Go to last post

  19. Thumbs up Truly Bonded

    Started by John Saxton, 8th August 2001 04:43 PM
    2001.], august, bond, bonded, broken, cheers, edited, fast, giggles, hour, john, johnno, lady, message, panties, quick, saxton, state-of-the-art, talk, telepathically, telling, watch, wearing, woman, [this
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,267
    John Saxton
    10th August 2001, 08:24 PM Go to last post

  20. Cool Tool definitions

    Started by Iain, 9th August 2001 08:58 AM
    bar, bolt, brake, cardboard, definitions, drill, flat, front, hammer, hand, hands, heads, holes, hydraulic, instantly, jack, locate, machine, metal, motorcycle, pliers, removes, round, smacks, snatching, stock, suddenly, tall, tool, upright
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,431
    Iain
    9th August 2001, 08:58 AM Go to last post

  21. Red face Sunbathing

    Started by Tristan Croll, 4th August 2001 09:36 PM
    bathing, begun, breath, calmly, covered, decided, difference, dining, embarrassed, hilton, hotel, joan, lying, manager, mind, roof, running, secretary, shed, skylight, slipped, stairs, suit, sunbathing, tan, towel, vacation, wearing, wore, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,203
    Tristan Croll
    4th August 2001, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  22. Exclamation Physical Therapy

    Started by Tristan Croll, 4th August 2001 09:32 PM
    allowed, alright, ball, breathlessly, clasping, couple, crotch, feel, feels, fetal, finally, fine, gently, hands, hell, hurts, immediately, minutes, nnooo, pants, persisted, physical, playing, position, remained, replied, therapist, therapy, thumb, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,677
    Tristan Croll
    4th August 2001, 09:32 PM Go to last post

  23. Post Smart Ass

    Started by Gino, 1st August 2001 12:19 PM
    1982, american, ass, chair, class, clinton, demanded, f&#ing, gonna, hand, heard, history, iacocca, japanese, jumps, lee, loud, monica, people, puke, sighed, smart, student, suck, suzuki, teacher, waving, whisper, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,438
    Gino
    1st August 2001, 12:19 PM Go to last post

  24. Post dumb crime stories

    Started by Gino, 31st July 2001 11:33 PM
    activated, airfield, bob, boeing, broke, call, check, crime, doctor, duh, dumb, elevator, emergency, employees, fast, floor, floors, home, inflated, lamberton, police, raft, rescued, robber, robyn, stories, telephone, thinking, told, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,469
    Gino
    31st July 2001, 11:33 PM Go to last post

  25. Smile School Project

    Started by Rod Smith, 31st July 2001 01:46 PM
    allowed, cactus, care, cheers, children, class, click, clown, easy, finished, greenware, grew, home, idea, ivy, link, nicely, planter, planters, plants, pottery, project, removed, replaced, rod, school, seeds, students, teacher, time
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,935
    Jim Carroll
    31st July 2001, 10:16 PM Go to last post

  26. Smile A Common Story

    Started by Geoff Sims, 30th July 2001 11:18 PM
    actual, apply, capabilities, common, company, current, dictates, economic, employees, employment, fit, management, manager, phase, plan, programme, raped, request, retired, retirement, review, screw, screwed, situation, status, story, stuffed, survey, takes, workers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,624
    Gino
    31st July 2001, 12:00 AM Go to last post

  27. Smile You Don't Know Jack Schitt

    Started by Geoff Sims, 30th July 2001 11:14 PM
    awaiting, awe, birth, brother, brothers, bull, byrd, chicken, child, children, dawg, deep, dip, don’t, fulla, givva, jack, lotta, married, named, owe, pizza, schitt, schitt-happens, schitt’s, schitt”, son, time, twin, well”
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,304
    Geoff Sims
    30th July 2001, 11:14 PM Go to last post

  28. Talking Taxi Driver

    Started by oges, 28th July 2001 04:36 PM
    apologized, bus, cab, car, centimeters, control, day, driver, driving, fault, footpath, hearse, hit, lost, mate, passenger, question, quiet, realize, replied, scare, scared, screamed, shop, shoulder, stopped, tap, tapped, taxi, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,696
    Gino
    29th July 2001, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  29. Post Numbers game??

    Started by Iain, 26th July 2001 02:01 PM
    >1+5, >2+4, >3+3, >4+2, >5+1, >answer, >different, >if, >now, >quick, >seconds, >what, >youre, 98%, arrow, carrot, exercise, fast, game, mind, minds, miss, numbers, people, population, quickly, repeat, scroll, thinking, vegetable
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,524
    Rod Smith
    28th July 2001, 10:19 AM Go to last post

  30. Post Condoms

    Started by Iain, 26th July 2001 01:54 PM
    aussie, bolle, brands, brings, cheek, companies, condoms, day, fit, gay, homes, kills, lager, legend, levi, market, nescafe, nibble, nobbys, nuts, quicken, quicken.easy, rhythm, rose, save, sell, speed, swan, target, vegemite
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,554
    Iain
    26th July 2001, 01:54 PM Go to last post

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