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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 43,756
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 83,737
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 122,755
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 236,466
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,529
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Little Johhny

    Started by Baz, 14th July 2003 09:25 PM
    agrees, amazement, bedroom, buy, dad, downstairs, father, horrified, johhny, johnny, life, months, mouth, mum, nagging, night, parents, procedes, refusing, replies, shut, sits, smacked, sofa, son, telly, warts, watching, wimbledon.d
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,187
    14th July 2003, 09:25 PM Go to last post
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,321
    9th July 2003, 04:49 PM Go to last post
  2. Exclamation What's the difference...

    Started by q9, 21st June 2003 02:37 PM
    array, artist, chorus, cunning, difference, escape, line, stunts
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,053
    7th July 2003, 06:42 PM Go to last post
  3. Wink Building an Ark in this day and age...

    Started by Eastie, 2nd July 2003 02:10 PM
    aboard, age, ark, australian, building, carpenters, commission, complete, construction, council, craft, day, dept, earth, flood, front, god, kookaburras, land, lord, noah, office, plans, proposed, rspca, taking, tax, water, wood, yard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,374
    2nd July 2003, 02:10 PM Go to last post
  4. Tool Descriptions and Usage

    Started by Wayne Davy, 30th June 2003 10:49 PM
    car, descriptions, funny, related, tool, usage
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,458
    30th June 2003, 10:49 PM Go to last post
  5. Liven up those boring meetings!

    Started by Driver, 24th June 2003 10:35 PM
    argument, base;, boring, box, can’t, day, device, device-, feels, here’s, image, it’s, liven, logical, meeting, meetings, note, opinionated, phrase, prevent, say”, scorecard, share, successfully, tick, time, views, winner, words, “there
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,483
    24th June 2003, 10:35 PM Go to last post
  6. Question What do you get.....

    Started by journeyman Mick, 24th June 2003 12:21 AM
    claivoyant, custody, dwarf, escapes, larged, medium
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,150
    24th June 2003, 12:21 AM Go to last post
  7. News Flash

    Started by oges, 19th June 2003 05:43 PM
    afternoon, al-gebra, arrested, aurthorities, board, calculator, carrying, charged, compass, discovered, flash, flight, individual, instruction, involved, maths, movement, news, notorious, protractor, school, sydney, teacher, weapons
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,535
    19th June 2003, 05:43 PM Go to last post
  8. Snotty Gorillasniffer - What's your name?

    Started by Neo, 3rd June 2003 01:14 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    average, banana, breath, bubble, butt, cheeseball, day, determine, fourth, gorillasniffer, half, hamster, head, honker, laugh, letter, lips, mouth, nose, pants, pickle, pinky, potty, professor, rhino, shorts, snotty, stinker, times, tush
    • Replies: 29
    • Views: 5,816
    17th June 2003, 01:26 PM Go to last post
  9. Talking comprehending engineers

    Started by Gino, 12th June 2003 08:12 PM
    architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, comprehending, discussing, doctor, engineer, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, guys, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, replied, smiled, stay, time, wife, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,803
    14th June 2003, 02:57 AM Go to last post
  10. Oops

    Started by DaveInOz, 12th June 2003 05:20 PM
    answers, beginning, bit, day, decided, door, farm, farmer, front, head, house, joke, knocks, late, lonely, night, oops, pulls, replies, road, rural, salesman, sleep, son, spend, stay, storm, stretch, travelling, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,312
    12th June 2003, 05:20 PM Go to last post
  11. Kids ARE funny

    Started by Neo, 12th June 2003 02:41 PM
    bed, bite, blind, class, dirty, dog, dogs, dressed, funny, graders, half, impossible, kids, lie, love, math, mightier, mind, morning, news, pen, pigs, proverb, saving, school, stink, time, trust, water, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,764
    12th June 2003, 02:43 PM Go to last post
  12. I don't know what to make of this.

    Started by soundman, 11th June 2003 12:08 AM
    email, make, recently, recieved
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,554
    12th June 2003, 12:13 PM Go to last post
  13. The Englishman, the Frenchman and the Aussie

    Started by Driver, 9th June 2003 08:25 PM
    aussie, bed”, couple, drinks, ecstasy, english, englishman, european, evidence, feel, french, frenchman, friends”, incidentally, it’s, i’ve, longish, love, lovers, nose, note, pointedly, simply, takes, talk, time, unlike, woman, zer, “however
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,772
    9th June 2003, 08:25 PM Go to last post
  14. Talking Consultants

    Started by DPB, 6th June 2003 10:15 AM
    150, animals, answered, bundle, business, called, car, consultants, correct;, dog, finally, flock, guess, guessing, hi-tech, looked, miniaturized, page, paid, printer, prints, report, required, response, select, sheep, shepherd, watches, yuppie
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,479
    6th June 2003, 10:15 AM Go to last post
  15. business ethics

    Started by soundman, 6th June 2003 12:23 AM
    acount, bill, bills, business, coach, customer, dollar, ethics, hundred, notice, partner, pays, situation, speakin, stuck, student, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,493
    6th June 2003, 12:23 AM Go to last post
  16. Talking Dildo Farmers

    Started by DanP, 4th June 2003 08:11 PM
    dildo, farmers, nightmare, silly, squatters, worst
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,212
    4th June 2003, 08:11 PM Go to last post
  17. Little Johnny

    Started by Baz, 31st May 2003 11:02 PM
    bellowing, cry, dad, downstairs, hammer, hanging, hit, johnny, laugh, lustily.his, matter, mother, pictures, serious, sobbed, soothed, tears, thumb, upset
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,336
    31st May 2003, 11:02 PM Go to last post
  18. The Plan

    Started by trevorZ, 30th May 2003 09:55 PM
    abide, actively, assumptions, beginning, company, container, darkness, directors, effective, efficency, excrement, friends, growth, looked, managers, odour, plan, policy, powerful, president, promote, promotes, sh#t, spoke, strong, supervisors, vice-presidents, wll, workers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,683
    31st May 2003, 09:00 AM Go to last post
  19. Viagra Virus

    Started by Baz, 30th May 2003 09:58 PM
    computer, data, disk, drive, drive.the, floppy, hard, sucks, super, viagra, virus
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,710
    30th May 2003, 09:58 PM Go to last post
  20. NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale

    Started by Wayne Davy, 28th May 2003 02:29 PM
    ark, army, assets, building, carpenters, claiming, earth, environmental, flood, front, impact, lightning, lord, modern, months, noah, noahs, objected, people, plans, proposed, rain, save, seized, sky, spoke, statement, tale, thundered, yard
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,548
    30th May 2003, 10:21 AM Go to last post
  21. Jet Ride

    Started by Neo, 29th May 2003 02:46 PM
    airsick, biff, call, chased, chip, coming, cool, dived, egressed, f-14, feet, fighter, flight, fly, jack, jet, king, life, montgomerie, morning, named, night, opportunity, pilot, ride, rolls, sea, sky, suit, thinking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,351
    29th May 2003, 02:46 PM Go to last post
  22. Question Aquarium stands/cabinets

    Started by coastie, 28th May 2003 07:42 PM
    aquarium, doors, experience, feed, filters, idea, piece, stand/cabinet, stands or cabinets, stands/cabinets, store, tank, toying, underneath
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,662
    28th May 2003, 07:53 PM Go to last post
  23. Ethel

    Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:07 PM
    bit, breathalyser, charge, corner, corridor, craig, crazy, demon, door, ethel, final, front, hall, handbag, harold, held, lounge, loves, naked, popped, proof, pulled, shouted, sped, stark, stepped, stop, weird, wheel, wheelchair
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,418
    28th May 2003, 01:12 PM Go to last post
  24. Talking One for the older readers

    Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:09 PM
    age, beautiful, calls, carefully, chap, deep, faint, feet, fella, frame, frog, hobbling, kiss, minutes, older, picks, pocket, princess, readers, replies, street, suddenly, talking, tiny, totters, voice, walking, wicked, zimma
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,303
    28th May 2003, 12:09 PM Go to last post
  25. Social workers & lightbulbs

    Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:05 PM
    bulb, change, coping, darkness, forty, leaflet, light, lightbulbs, social, workers, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,441
    28th May 2003, 12:05 PM Go to last post
  26. The canoe

    Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:04 PM
    appalled, aussie, begins, blood, blows, build, cannibals, canoe, captured, chest, chief, englishman, fork, frenchman, gimme, god, gushing, head, jabbing, news, over-, pistol, puzzled, queen, responds, save, shrugs, stomach, sword, takes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,027
    28th May 2003, 12:04 PM Go to last post
  27. psychiatrist's

    Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 10:48 AM
    cling, doctor, film, nuts, office, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, walks, wearing, wrap
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,416
    28th May 2003, 11:04 AM Go to last post
  28. Australian Goverment Pipe Specifications

    Started by trevorZ, 27th May 2003 11:42 PM
    australian, contracto, contractor, degree, diameter, downhill, entire, flanges, flow, goverment, hand, hole, holes, jobsite, left, length, middle, painted, pipe, pipes, short, specifications, supplied, threads, unscrewed, uphill, water, wll, words, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,637
    28th May 2003, 12:59 AM Go to last post
  29. Beaver

    Started by zymurgy, 27th May 2003 02:18 PM
    18-year-old, 90-year-old, accidentally, bang, beaver, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, friend, gun, hunter, hurry, minute, misses, picked, pregnant, question, raised, replied, season, shot, sitting, stream, umbrella
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,111
    27th May 2003, 10:31 PM Go to last post

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