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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,496
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Outsmarted

    Started by Baz, 19th August 2003 09:54 PM
    200, bag, eating, fare, fingers, grabbed, heads, immediately, knitting, noise, outsmarted, paid, police, prawns, pulled, quid, replied, replies, ripping, shells, sleep, smell, stop, threw, throwing, train, window, woman, womans
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,315
    Baz
    19th August 2003, 09:54 PM Go to last post

  2. Perfect Humans!

    Started by JackoH, 19th August 2003 09:34 AM
    accident, answer, car, christmas, claus, couple, driving, eve, existed, explains, humans, illustrates, joke, listen, noticed, perfect, reading, road, santa, scroll, scrolling, shes, stop, survived, toys, trust, vehicle, woman, women, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,693
    JackoH
    19th August 2003, 09:34 AM Go to last post

  3. Blonde Joke

    Started by Simple, 18th August 2003 12:53 PM
    answer, blonde, chief, contact, contacts, database, ear, eye, glasses, hard, joke, lenses, looked, mug, photo, picture, police, precinct, procedure, profile, real, recognize, regular, repeated, report, shot, surprise, suspect, wear, wearing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,627
    Simple
    18th August 2003, 12:53 PM Go to last post

  4. Engineers

    Started by Grue, 15th August 2003 12:49 AM
    beautiful, bent, called, cool, cried, crossing, day, engineer, engineers, finally, frog, girlfriend, kiss, matter, picked, pocket, princess, returned, road, smiled, spoke, stay, talking, time, told, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,355
    Grue
    15th August 2003, 12:49 AM Go to last post

  5. Are these guys members here?

    Started by Grue, 13th August 2003 09:48 PM
    guys, members, remind
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,338
    soundman
    15th August 2003, 12:10 AM Go to last post

  6. Wife

    Started by Baz, 13th August 2003 09:48 PM
    biker, consversation, d.i.n.k.y, double, ecologist, elevator, etc.p, guy, guys, income, intelligent, iron, kids, peaceful, professional, r.u.b, replies, rich, strike, stuck, urban, wash, wife, woman, y.u.p.p.i.e
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,422
    Baz
    13th August 2003, 09:48 PM Go to last post

  7. Professional Cats

    Started by craigb, 13th August 2003 10:15 AM
    accountant, agreed, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, claim, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, home, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pissed, professional, public, rest, servant, sexually, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,629
    craigb
    13th August 2003, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  8. Talking Special day for a gynaecologist

    Started by Neo, 12th August 2003 12:37 PM
    a.m, appointment, called, clothes, day, doctor, donned, effort, extra, forget, gynaecologist, gyno, hopped, looked, miles, million, minutes, morning, office, paris, presentable, pretended, school, sink, special, table, threw, time, washcloth, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,464
    Neo
    12th August 2003, 12:37 PM Go to last post

  9. Investment Advice

    Started by Baz, 11th August 2003 10:10 PM
    $1650, $214, $49, advice, ago, based, beer, bought, budweiser, cans, cent, current, deposit, drank, drink, enron, heavily, investment, left, nortel, original, recycle, stock, worldcom, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,699
    Sturdee
    11th August 2003, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  10. Mental

    Started by Simple, 11th August 2003 04:33 PM
    agreed, apartment, board, break, continued, damn, dating, elastic, excited, girl, girlfriend, lie, love, meet, mental, months, nice, night, panties, passionate, patient, progress, ready, real, release, released, reviewed, slingshot, start, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,642
    zymurgy
    11th August 2003, 06:12 PM Go to last post

  11. Food for thought

    Started by Driver, 8th August 2003 07:56 PM
    blushes, bwack, bwown, cute, fink, food, forward, fuwwy, hands, heart, heels, knees, leans, lisp, mithter, pet, python, quiet, rocks, shop, shopkeepers, sweetest, thought, thyit, voice, wabbits, wabby, walks, weally, widdle
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,524
    Driver
    8th August 2003, 07:56 PM Go to last post

  12. Farmer Giles

    Started by ozwinner, 8th August 2003 04:38 PM
    bloke, bottle, dews, door, eek, farmer, fella, front, giles, halves, hang, hat, honey, jar, knock, milk, mind, minutes, noticed, paddock, pussy, son, standing, thistle, twenty, willow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,558
    ozwinner
    8th August 2003, 04:38 PM Go to last post

  13. Golfing nuns

    Started by Simple, 8th August 2003 04:19 PM
    amazed, ball, carried, claws, dropped, eagle, elder, fell, flew, golfing, grabbed, green, hole, impatient, inches, language, missed, mother, nun, nuns, putt, sighed, silent, sitting, squirrel, stopped, superior, swear, swore, yards
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,644
    Simple
    8th August 2003, 04:19 PM Go to last post

  14. Dole

    Started by craigb, 8th August 2003 10:49 AM
    black, bullshitting, counter, dole, drawing, escort, hate, holidays, hours, job, lady, local, meals, mercedes, office, overseas, package, provided, replied, required, salary, shirts, started, suits, ties, timing, trips, walked, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,281
    craigb
    8th August 2003, 10:49 AM Go to last post

  15. Is this a joke???

    Started by JohnM, 6th August 2003 01:23 PM
    joke, true, trully
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,916
    sean@oz
    7th August 2003, 12:08 AM Go to last post

  16. Exclamation Careful what you type in here !!

    Started by arose62, 6th August 2003 05:48 PM
    careful, copped, type
    • Replies: 0
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    arose62
    6th August 2003, 05:48 PM Go to last post

  17. Wink You must be in management.

    Started by DPB, 6th August 2003 01:25 PM
    air, balloon, balloonist, beneath, degrees, delayed, due, expect, fault, frankly, hot, idea, information, latitude, longitude, lost, management, met, north, people, position, promise, promised, quantity, replied, responded, risen, solve, trip, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,565
    DPB
    6th August 2003, 01:25 PM Go to last post

  18. Moved: Haysus made me do it .... another display

    Started by Sir Stinkalot, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    display, haysus
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  19. Cool Sign Of The Times

    Started by DPB, 4th August 2003 03:43 PM
    5.stay, ahead, avoid, back-swing, check, club, directly, extra, flush, front, game, golf, head, hit, local, newspaper, preparing, quick, shoulder-width, sign, stand, stolen, straight, strokes, taking, tee, testing, times, urinal, water
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,471
    Sturdee
    4th August 2003, 05:21 PM Go to last post

  20. Arrow Doctor, I've got a problem

    Started by Eastie, 4th August 2003 04:13 PM
    composure, control, couple, doctor, fit’, gentleman, happen, hide, honour, laugh, laughed, laughter, moments, passed, patient, pecker, problem, proceeded, professional, promise, regain, resort, revealing, swollen, tiniest, treat, trousers, twenty, unable, ‘coughing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,535
    Eastie
    4th August 2003, 04:13 PM Go to last post

  21. Post Another stress test

    Started by Eastie, 1st August 2003 12:58 PM
    accurate, couple, days, designed, dolphins, individual, levels, life, mild, normal, ordinary, people, pick, picture, simple, stress, stress-free, taking, test, viewed
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,377
    Iain
    3rd August 2003, 10:19 AM Go to last post

  22. Pharmacist

    Started by Baz, 2nd August 2003 08:51 PM
    arsenic, askswhat, bed, handbag, hands, husband, kill, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, photo, prescription, pulls, reaches, saysi, walks, wife, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,266
    Baz
    2nd August 2003, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  23. Bought SWMBO a tool kit...

    Started by AlexS, 24th July 2003 11:25 AM
    bought, chose, kit, swmbo, tool
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,702
    Fantapantz
    2nd August 2003, 08:28 AM Go to last post

  24. Question 103%

    Started by DPB, 31st July 2003 05:28 PM
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 100%?confused, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, assist, calculation, expect, giving, meetings, offering, offers, people, percentage, represented
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,394
    DPB
    31st July 2003, 05:28 PM Go to last post

  25. Talking A little humor

    Started by DonN, 29th July 2003 10:17 PM
    $150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, humor, land, mother-in-law, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,461
    DonN
    29th July 2003, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  26. Norms Mistake

    Started by Wayne Davy, 25th July 2003 11:58 PM
    ago, answer, bit, btw, cut, dado, dados, david, edge, equipped, event, eye, fit, forming, mistake, norm, norms, program, protection, rabetting, record, resort, router, set, short, straight, table, waters, witness, witnesses
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,771
    Wayne Davy
    25th July 2003, 11:58 PM Go to last post

  27. Talking scam response

    Started by Rod Smith, 10th July 2003 10:53 PM
    $25m, access, account, action, agree, condition, deposit, email, embark, forced, forward, friends, funds, legitimate, matter, money, nigeria, offer, paypal, prefer, provided, reasonable, relatives, response, scam, service, takes, time, transfer, unpleasant
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,527
    AlexS
    22nd July 2003, 08:47 AM Go to last post

  28. Everyman

    Started by DonN, 11th July 2003 11:05 PM
    annoying, arts, bad, broke, car, consciousness, degree, depend, differences, divorced, enjoy, everyman, fries, god, handle, hard, husband, insanity, liberal, life, millions, missing, naps, negative, religious, results, suffer, test, time, welfare
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,519
    sean@oz
    21st July 2003, 11:43 PM Go to last post

  29. St Peter and The Repair Job

    Started by sean@oz, 21st July 2003 10:57 PM
    arrivals, bit, blessed, character, check, eyes, fella, fellas, fix, friend, gate, gates, german, heaven, heavenly, irish, job, killed, lowest, pay, peter, peterello, poor, repair, shady, shifty, soul, venus, wee
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,206
    sean@oz
    21st July 2003, 10:57 PM Go to last post

  30. Would a router do a better job?

    Started by Wood Borer, 14th July 2003 04:38 PM
    authentic, job, router, share
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,702
    arose62
    16th July 2003, 12:16 PM Go to last post

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