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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,496
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Hamish & Jock

    Started by Iain, 21st October 2004 07:17 PM
    blood, consumed, dark, day, dear, feet, fell, finally, fine, flask, god, hamish, heavens, home, jock, leg, looked, malt, offered, pocket, proceeded, return, single, stagger, stumbled, unsteady, upper, warm, wetness
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,318
    John Saxton
    21st October 2004, 08:49 PM Go to last post

  2. Perth Drivers

    Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 03:13 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    advertise, australia, cars, changed, comment, country, cranston, driver, drivers, driving, erratic, experience, found, laurie, mind, north, noticed, offer, people, personalised, perth, plates, recent, roads, ryde, sandgropers, spending, sydneys, western, worst
    • Replies: 30
    • Views: 6,489
    Driver
    21st October 2004, 01:58 PM Go to last post

  3. yeeehaw!!!!

    Started by Christopha, 21st October 2004 12:17 AM
    bar, cattle, cowboy, day, drink, eat, found, guess, herding, horses, lady, lesbian, life, morning, ranch, real, replied, sat, short, shower, silence, sipping, spend, spent, thinking, time, watch, whiskey, women, yeeehaw
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,420
    Kev Y.
    21st October 2004, 09:30 AM Go to last post

  4. Alan Jones

    Started by Dan, 20th October 2004 07:21 PM
    alan, alans, colourful, hack, heard, jones, link, listens, program, triple
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,511
    Dan
    20th October 2004, 07:21 PM Go to last post

  5. Meeeeeow!!!

    Started by Iain, 20th October 2004 05:22 PM
    distasteful, funny, meeeeeow
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,505
    Grunt
    20th October 2004, 07:07 PM Go to last post

  6. Dress code

    Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:28 PM
    arab, begrudgingly, brother, buy, card, code, crawling, disappeared, dress, eventually, fleeing, found, guy, hill, hours, jew, jewish, miles, nice, rasped, replied, restaurant, sitting, staggered, table, thanked, tie, ties, told, water
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,837
    sandman
    20th October 2004, 12:54 PM Go to last post

  7. How to tell if a cat is dead

    Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM
    answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,083
    Kev Y.
    20th October 2004, 08:41 AM Go to last post

  8. Take a walk

    Started by Bob Willson, 19th October 2004 05:13 AM
    ahead, bugger, follow, lead, leave, walk
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,402
    Rodgera
    20th October 2004, 07:18 AM Go to last post

  9. Johhny again!

    Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:30 PM
    alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, hrs, jar, jars, johhny, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,324
    Christopha
    19th October 2004, 07:30 PM Go to last post

  10. Another Blondie

    Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:24 PM
    australia, blonde, blondes, blondie, hellooooo, london, moon, replies
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,652
    Ben from Vic.
    18th October 2004, 04:27 PM Go to last post

  11. CIA Test

    Started by Bob Willson, 15th October 2004 09:23 PM
    agent, banging, blanks, brow, chair, cia, crashing, door, eyes, gun, guys, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, test, walls, wife, wiped, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,570
    scooter
    18th October 2004, 01:58 AM Go to last post

  12. Old Age

    Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:30 PM
    age, announces, box, brand, camel, chemist, cigarette, condom, condoms, delicately, drink, embarrassed, fainted, fits, guy, home, ladies, lady, local, matter, nursing, pharmacist, prefers, pulled, rain, smoke, son, started, strangely, wet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,260
    vsquizz
    15th October 2004, 11:30 PM Go to last post

  13. Doctors

    Started by Geoff Dean, 15th October 2004 11:42 AM
    anaesthesiologist, answers, bar, bedroom, bit, doctors, eek, feel, finally, geoff, hey, hour, knocking, makes, minutes, night, realize, scrubbed, scrubs, sense, sex, sleep, start, started, surgeon, surprised, talking, tonight, woman, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,288
    Geoff Dean
    15th October 2004, 11:42 AM Go to last post

  14. Could you give me a push please?

    Started by Bob Willson, 14th October 2004 03:09 PM
    answer, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, husband, husband.over, morning, oclock, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, returns, slams, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,425
    Bob Willson
    14th October 2004, 03:09 PM Go to last post

  15. fair enough............

    Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM
    breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,593
    DanP
    14th October 2004, 01:11 AM Go to last post

  16. Too many women

    Started by MarkV, 13th October 2004 11:23 PM
    answered, arm, check, coming, condition, dangerous, deal, doc, doctor, friday, girlfriend, guy, happened, home, monday, morning, myex-wife, nights, office, pills, pretty, return, returns, row, saturday, sleeping, sling, viagra, wife, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,348
    MarkV
    13th October 2004, 11:23 PM Go to last post

  17. Einstiens Quiz

    Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:46 AM
    beer, blend, blue, brand, cat, cigar, cigars, cutouts, drink, drinks, dunhill, einstiens, german, green, horses, house, lives, master, neighbor, norwegian, owner, owners, person, pet, prince, quiz, smoke, smokes, solvable, water
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 3,462
    Tankstand
    13th October 2004, 10:16 PM Go to last post

  18. silent treatment

    Started by gemi_babe, 12th October 2004 11:28 PM
    500am, 900am, bed, boyfriend, contests, day, discover, equipped, flight, furious, girlfriend, giving, home, kinds, left, lose, missed, morning, noticed, paper, piece, realised, silence, silent, suddenly, treatment, wake, woke, woken, wrote
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,422
    graemet
    13th October 2004, 09:48 PM Go to last post

  19. Onions & Christmas Trees

    Started by Baz, 13th October 2004 09:47 PM
    answers, balls, birch, breasts, christmas, daughter, dead, dear, decoration, family, father, flexible, forties, husband, kinds, mans, mighty, mother, oak, onions, penis, phases, root, smiles, son, surprised, thirties, tree, trees, twenties
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,451
    Baz
    13th October 2004, 09:47 PM Go to last post

  20. Smile Ces

    Started by stephenmeddings, 13th October 2004 07:00 PM
    application, apply, bahamas, ballarat, bathers, bloke, catwalk, ces, clerk, drawbacks, exclaims, form, hair, involves, job, lot, melbourne, model, pays, pubic, rail, reference, report, snip, sort, tahiti, ticket, travel, underwear, wisps
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,288
    stephenmeddings
    13th October 2004, 07:00 PM Go to last post

  21. Old age???? NOT!

    Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 05:16 PM
    100, 118, 118-year-old, age, alive, amazed, amazement, attribute, checkup, dad, dads, dead, died, doctor, frustrated, golfed, golfer, golfing, grand-fathers, grandpa, grandpas, guess, guy, health, living, married, morning, shape, timer, yrs
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,078
    Christopha
    13th October 2004, 05:16 PM Go to last post

  22. Tit joke..... BEWARE!!!

    Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 03:58 PM
    alley, annoyed, beware, bite, biting, block, blouse, breasts, burying, caressing, costs, dark, fondling, gonna, joke, jumps, kissing, nah, nuts, perfect, replies, reveal, runs, starts, takes, tit, walking, woman, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,430
    Kev Y.
    13th October 2004, 04:51 PM Go to last post

  23. Prison V's Work Debate

    Started by Barry_White, 13th October 2004 09:35 AM
    bars, behavior, business, called, debate, deduct, doors, expenses, family, friends, games, inside, jobs, life, managers, paid, pay, people, prison, prisoners, required, sadistic, salary, speak, spend, taxpayers, time, visit, wardens, work
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,286
    namtrak
    13th October 2004, 03:46 PM Go to last post

  24. Eighteen Bottles

    Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 10:15 AM
    affluence, author, bottle, bottles, contents, cork, counted, drank, drink, drunker, eighteen, exception, feelish, finally, fool, glass, half, houses, incohol, peep, poured, pulled, sink, stand, tha, thunk, tinkle, unknown, whiskey, withdrew
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,921
    Barry_White
    12th October 2004, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  25. A Tools Menu I Would Like to See

    Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 10:02 AM
    menu, tools
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,267
    Barry_White
    12th October 2004, 10:02 AM Go to last post

  26. Welfare

    Started by outback, 10th October 2004 05:31 PM
    apartment, chauffeur/bodyguard, clothes, counter, drawing, escort, expected, garage, guy, hate, hell, holiday, hours, job, kidding, meals, mercedes, overseas, provided, salary, social, started, starting, supply, trips, two-bedroom, welfare, worker, yeah
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,573
    Ben from Vic.
    11th October 2004, 01:43 PM Go to last post

  27. Unhappy 1st date

    Started by whiskers, 10th October 2004 10:29 PM
    1st, arriving, boy, breasts, bring, confronted, date, disgrace, disgraced, evening, family, firstly, fondle, fondled, home, kiss, kissed, lesson, life, maria, momma, remembering, replied, time, top
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,676
    whiskers
    10th October 2004, 10:29 PM Go to last post

  28. I don't get it???

    Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:34 PM
    age, car, confused, cop, couple, eighteen, eleven, happening, interior, knitting, lane, light, lovers, lowers, magazine, minutes, night, obscene, obvious, reading, replies, shell, shes, shrugs, sweater, totally, twenty-five, watch, window, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,448
    Rodgera
    8th October 2004, 02:30 PM Go to last post

  29. Poly Ticks - Many blood sucking parasites

    Started by LineLefty, 5th October 2004 06:51 PM
    blood, building, deck, fret, hells, kid, kuranda, mick, parasites, poly, story, sucking, ticks, trade
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,378
    AlexS
    6th October 2004, 03:48 PM Go to last post

  30. snip.......

    Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:36 PM
    aussie, baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, born, boy, call, circumcised, ear, everybodys, father, gday, gonna, hed, makin, pounds, puzzled, recognises, seventeen, slow, snip, swig, takes, twenty-five, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,377
    Christopha
    5th October 2004, 06:36 PM Go to last post

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