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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. National Anthem

    Started by silentC, 28th January 2005 11:08 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    anthem, australia, australian, azaleas, booties, bounce, care, dance, dirt, enjoy, fair, harvest, haze, home, learned, maize, minus, mysterys, national, nature, olden, plant, royals, sea, stitched, strips, trains, wondered, words, yeah
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,250
    sailingamerican
    30th January 2005, 08:36 AM Go to last post

  2. A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

    Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:38 PM
    18-year, 90-year-old, 90yearold, accidentally, bang, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, gun, hunter, hurry, killed, man, minute, picked, pregnant, question, rabbit, raised, replied, season, sitting, stream, umbrella
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,540
    graemet
    27th January 2005, 10:42 PM Go to last post

  3. Duck Season

    Started by Groggy, 26th January 2005 11:32 AM
    accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, observed, peter, season, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,567
    Groggy
    26th January 2005, 11:32 AM Go to last post

  4. Smile

    Started by ptc, 25th January 2005 04:10 PM
    board, ptc, smile
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,396
    ptc
    26th January 2005, 10:02 AM Go to last post

  5. Letter to G Dubbya...

    Started by Iain, 22nd January 2005 08:29 AM
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    1 2
    britains, bush, cabled, cia, clue, colin, decided, dubbya, emailed, eventually, game, george, handwriting, house, letter, message, mi6, mit, nasa, nsa, osama, powell, president, secret, send, service, solve, typed, upside, white
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 3,005
    AlexS
    25th January 2005, 01:16 PM Go to last post

  6. Sailing on Sydney harbour

    Started by AlexS, 24th January 2005 11:04 PM
    harbour, sailing, sydney
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,516
    AlexS
    24th January 2005, 11:04 PM Go to last post

  7. Shopping for a wife

    Started by echnidna, 23rd January 2005 08:48 PM
    beer, choose, door, drink, exclaims, exists, extremely, flight, floor, floors, heads, housework, impossible, jobs, love, nice, perfect, proof, reads, shopping, sign, sixth, solely, sports, store, tempting, wife, women, wow
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,811
    Kev Y.
    24th January 2005, 05:57 PM Go to last post

  8. Alligator

    Started by AlexS, 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM
    $100, alligator, alligators, bar, beer, bottle, cheered, crowd, delivered, drinks, fell, free, gator, genitals, hand, head, hit, hush, minute, mouth, offer, pay, promise, promised, removed, spoke, stood, timidly, unscathed, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,180
    AlexS
    22nd January 2005, 07:07 PM Go to last post

  9. Solicitors....again

    Started by Iain, 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM
    advancement, applicant, doctor, dollars, ear, engineer, family, guy, interviewer, interviewers, interviewing, lawyer, leave, mars, medical, million, millions, money, nasa, question, replied, research, returning, send, sending, solicitorsagain, thinking, touchy, trip, whispered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,097
    Iain
    22nd January 2005, 08:31 AM Go to last post

  10. Try this quick quiz

    Started by craigb, 21st January 2005 03:19 PM
    6/10, quick, quiz
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,670
    AlexS
    21st January 2005, 09:38 PM Go to last post

  11. What's for Dinner Dad?

    Started by silentC, 21st January 2005 04:15 PM
    asrehole, boy, brings, calls, clean, dad, daughter, decides, deer, dinner, eat, eaters, eating, f%@king, fussy, hint, home, hunter, jimmy, kids, kills, meat, mother, replies, screams, serve, start
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,093
    Termite
    21st January 2005, 04:26 PM Go to last post

  12. Mullet Police

    Started by Grunt, 21st January 2005 12:06 PM
    1mb, cops, file, mullet, police, power, watch
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,751
    doublejay
    21st January 2005, 12:59 PM Go to last post

  13. Please suggest a caption.

    Started by craigb, 20th January 2005 03:38 PM
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    caption, pic, suggest
    • Replies: 27
    • Views: 3,738
    DaveInOz
    21st January 2005, 10:09 AM Go to last post

  14. Australian Tourism

    Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:36 PM
    aus-tri-a, australia, australian, bear, boys, called, choir, civilisation, die, doctors, drop, forget, gatherers, germany, illegal, list, milk, naked, plants, round, send, supermarkets, sydney, tourism, trees, usa, vegan, vienna, walking, website
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,054
    Iain
    21st January 2005, 07:53 AM Go to last post

  15. Moral

    Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM
    aunt, basket, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, eggs, enemy, farm, gun, hand, hatched, hit, karen, killed, landed, live, machete, machine, market, moral, raised, soldiers, story, tammy, teacher, ten, told, whiskey
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,324
    RETIRED
    20th January 2005, 07:15 PM Go to last post

  16. Kinfolks

    Started by AlexS, 14th January 2005 08:06 PM
    banged, billy-bob, bit, breeze, bubba, dat, eek, fishin, head, house, kin, kinfolks, ovah, pregnant, scratched, shooting, shore, sitting, snuck, trailers, wife, wuz
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,595
    Kev Y.
    19th January 2005, 08:27 AM Go to last post

  17. Fountain of Youth

    Started by Barry_White, 19th January 2005 07:51 AM
    24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, fountain, lady, light, lights, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman, youth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,060
    Barry_White
    19th January 2005, 07:51 AM Go to last post

  18. Irish Daughter

    Started by Baz, 18th January 2005 08:28 PM
    breath, brother, certificate, convertible, crying, dad, daddy, daughter, death, edition, girl, gold, half, hug, irish, lifetime, limited, membership, mercedes, million, parked, pounds, prostitute, protestant, replied, rolex, scared, sniff, spanking, yacht
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,355
    Baz
    18th January 2005, 08:28 PM Go to last post

  19. it won't be long

    Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM
    baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,425
    Geoff Dean
    18th January 2005, 01:03 PM Go to last post

  20. First Time

    Started by Baz, 17th January 2005 08:03 PM
    blouse, bra, climbed, condom, condum, desk, dropped, dumb-struck, excite, frown, handed, head, held, hold, laid, looked, minutes, nod, package, panties, pow, removed, skirt, slip, slipping, thumb, time, unbuttoned, unhooked, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,335
    Baz
    17th January 2005, 08:03 PM Go to last post

  21. without you, we are but dust...

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 11:07 PM
    arms, audibly, butt, carefully, change, continued, daughter, dear, dust, eloquent, extended, girl, leaned, listening, lord, minister, mom, moment, obedient, offertory, prayer, rapturous, shrill, upturned, visiting, voice, waxed
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,440
    scooter
    15th January 2005, 11:50 PM Go to last post

  22. oldy but goody.......

    Started by Christopha, 14th January 2005 10:59 PM
    adj, assumed, balderdash, boxer, circumvent, conversation, demeanor, die, dignified, exam, formal, front, goody, hairline, humorous, immediately, oldy, person, proctologist, question, rapidly, receding, rectitude, roof, run, shorts, soul, steamroller, stuck, testicle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,503
    scooter
    15th January 2005, 10:36 PM Go to last post

  23. Whores and Hockey players

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 10:51 PM
    boy, buy, canada, earlier, feet, florida, half, head, heads, hell, hockey, impressed, leave, lettuce, manager, people, persists, play, players, replied, sell, sir, situation, son, supermarket, tells, whod, whores, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,903
    Termite
    13th January 2005, 03:45 PM Go to last post

  24. Talking Cards You'll Never See In Hallmark

    Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:07 PM
    birthday, bowl, broken, bundle, call, cards, chew, congratulations, day, die, father, friend, friends, hallmark, heaps, jacket, joy, leave, life, lifelike, met, miserable, miss, promise, quits, ship, sleep, special, time, water
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,479
    Ben from Vic.
    13th January 2005, 12:50 PM Go to last post

  25. Red face Little Mary

    Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:06 PM
    adam, asleep, break, called, child, christ, damn, day, eve, fainted, fell, god, half, jabbed, jesus, johnny, jumped, mary, pin, question, rear, rescue, shouted, slumber, stick, stir, stuck, teacher, time, twenty-third
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,201
    Wood Butcher
    12th January 2005, 11:06 PM Go to last post

  26. Talking Trivia

    Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:29 PM
    american, average, bar, bill, blink, born, brown, dog, dollar, english, eyes, flag, hand, invented, language, lazy, left, letters, life, melted, month, pocket, quick, sentence, span, striped, trivia, walked, word, words
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,450
    Wood Butcher
    12th January 2005, 12:38 AM Go to last post

  27. Instructions etc...

    Started by Iain, 10th January 2005 08:44 AM
    arrived, bit, finally, instructions, tablesaw
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,544
    Kev Y.
    10th January 2005, 11:03 AM Go to last post

  28. Guide to Zen

    Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:20 PM
    ahead, bad, closed, day, days, double, experience, feet, fish, fold, follow, forget, gathers, guide, half, journey, judge, judgment, mile, money, mouth, pocket, quickest, remember, shoes, time, truth, walk, worth, zen
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,366
    outback
    8th January 2005, 03:35 PM Go to last post

  29. Everything you wanted to know about pooh but were afraid to ask

    Started by Grunt, 7th January 2005 10:29 AM
    afraid, http://poopreport.com, pooh, wanted
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,504
    Sturdee
    7th January 2005, 04:35 PM Go to last post

  30. Weddings

    Started by Iain, 7th January 2005 09:25 AM
    weddings
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,013
    Iain
    7th January 2005, 09:25 AM Go to last post

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