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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. St Paddys Day

    Started by rtfarty, 19th March 2006 10:31 AM
    day, heavy, irish, paddys, patricks, real, shamrocks, wear
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,124
    rtfarty
    19th March 2006, 10:31 AM Go to last post

  2. DIY zoo

    Started by Wongo, 16th March 2006 10:49 AM
    bored, diy, feeling, home, zoo
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,568
    Daddles
    17th March 2006, 07:35 PM Go to last post

  3. Calling in sick

    Started by echnidna, 17th March 2006 10:23 AM
    animals, buck, button, calling, cat, disposal, flight, hanging, head, injury, kitchen, loudly, lying, masculine, matter, naked, paramedics, rate, recent, region, reset, shower, sick, silent, sink, top, weight, wife, wild, worse
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,535
    Ian007
    17th March 2006, 06:32 PM Go to last post

  4. Why my wife left me

    Started by doug the slug, 17th March 2006 03:30 PM
    $45, 12-pack, beer, born, buy, child, cut, day, drinker, drinking, expenses, hell, home, left, looked, makeup, minute, pretty, receipt, shell, shopping, told, understand, wait, weekends, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,552
    Termite
    17th March 2006, 04:39 PM Go to last post

  5. Sharing

    Started by rtfarty, 17th March 2006 10:13 AM
    afford, burger, buy, carefully, continued, couple, detail, eat, elderly, everthing, finally, half, hamburger, husband, menu, offered, offering, replied, resturant, shared, sharing, sit, teeth, thanked, touch, waiting, watch, wife, woman, wondering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,216
    rtfarty
    17th March 2006, 10:13 AM Go to last post

  6. Murphy's Law

    Started by Andy Mac, 15th March 2006 09:34 AM
    arrive, bar, boss, carpet/rug, changing, coffee, correlated, cost, covering, cup, directly, flat, floor, itch, law, location, lockers, matter, murphy, murphys, newness, people, probability, proportional, reach, roll, sit, telephone, tyre, variation
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,967
    Wongo
    17th March 2006, 08:34 AM Go to last post

  7. Speeding excuse

    Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM
    13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,399
    doug the slug
    15th March 2006, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  8. Disaster in New Zealand

    Started by Barry_White, 14th March 2006 10:00 AM
    aid, appeal, australia, clothing, country, disaster, doctors, dogs, flying, food, france, germany, kiwis, locate, money, nurses, replacement, rescue, russia, sniffer, supplies, tents, trapped, units, usa, victims, warm, workers, zealand
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,947
    MurrayD99
    15th March 2006, 11:33 AM Go to last post

  9. Wink a born looser

    Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2006 05:32 PM
    bar, born, boss, building, cab, car, cards, credit, crying, drink, driver, drives, fires, found, gardener, home, late, leave, left, life, looser, office, outrage, poison, police, sleeping, stolen, truck, wallet, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,430
    Ashore
    14th March 2006, 10:06 PM Go to last post

  10. Investing in your retirement: choose beer:)

    Started by zenwood, 12th March 2006 12:45 AM
    $1000.00, $16.50, $214.00, $49.00, $5.00, advice, ago, aluminum, based, beer, cans, choose, current, drank, drink, enron, heavily, investing, investment, left, nortel, original, purchased, recycle, recycling, refund, retirement, stock, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,328
    Sturdee
    12th March 2006, 02:05 PM Go to last post

  11. Various metric conversions

    Started by zenwood, 12th March 2006 12:46 AM
    100, 1000, 2000, 365.25, bicycles, cake, cards, conversions, crackers, days, decacards, falling, fig, figs, kilogram, kilomockingbirds, megacycles, megaphone, metric, microphones, milliliters, million, million-million, millionth, mockingbirds, newton, pound, rations, time, wet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,988
    zenwood
    12th March 2006, 12:46 AM Go to last post

  12. You gotta like Grandmas

    Started by goat, 11th March 2006 11:26 PM
    absolutely, assure, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, gotta, granddaughter, grandmas, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, reached, sleep, smith, told, wide
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,329
    goat
    11th March 2006, 11:26 PM Go to last post

  13. the aussie army

    Started by ele__13, 10th March 2006 10:39 PM
    army, aussie, bad, bed, bloody, boys, break, brekky, brothers, bull, careful, city, cows, coz, doug, easy, feed, fighting, foot, gotta, mum, phil, quick, real, reload, rollbar, roo, shooting, stone, west
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,589
    bsrlee
    11th March 2006, 08:01 PM Go to last post

  14. Heaven

    Started by Phil Spencer, 11th March 2006 06:34 PM
    american, australia, boston, call, cheap, church, churches, decided, direct, god, golden, heaven, indianapolis, it.the, leaving, line, orlando, philadelphia, priest, read, sign, talk, telephone, told, travel, traveled, vermont, washington, york
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,589
    Phil Spencer
    11th March 2006, 06:34 PM Go to last post

  15. Message

    Started by Iain, 11th March 2006 08:10 AM
    blessed, catch, catches, eye, flattered, heart, message, personality, read
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,536
    Daddles
    11th March 2006, 11:55 AM Go to last post

  16. No Sex Since 1955

    Started by Baz, 10th March 2006 04:10 PM
    1955, 2130, action, chill, conversation, forget, glancing, hand, hope, lady, led, looked, lot, love, maam, major, matter-of-fact, military, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,550
    Kev Y.
    10th March 2006, 09:50 PM Go to last post

  17. The best cold beer is.....

    Started by craigb, 10th March 2006 02:35 PM
    beer, cold
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,052
    Auld Bassoon
    10th March 2006, 06:27 PM Go to last post

  18. how many can you count

    Started by goat, 10th March 2006 04:28 PM
    acted, answer, bottom, call, called, count, day, education, embarassed, fellow, finally, front, heard, hundred, lady, looked, position, positions, professor, replied, row, sat, shy, sir, sitting, spoken, top, unusual, voice, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,351
    goat
    10th March 2006, 04:28 PM Go to last post

  19. The Priest who could not lie

    Started by durwood, 9th March 2006 11:18 PM
    answer, customs, declare, destined, father, fathers, finding, floor, hair, hands, honest, instrument, landing, laughter, lie, line, marvelous, officer, priest, proceed, proceeds, questions, remover, replies, roaring, son, strange, surely, waist, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,264
    durwood
    9th March 2006, 11:18 PM Go to last post

  20. age

    Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM
    activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,232
    Christopha
    9th March 2006, 07:12 PM Go to last post

  21. sensitive man

    Started by doug the slug, 9th March 2006 10:38 AM
    bar, bears, bedroom, chest, children, clothes, covering, coyly, cuddly, extensive, father, god, gorgeous, guy, hot, hundreds, impressed, kiss, man, meets, mention, middle, rip, sensitive, shelf, strokes, talk, teddy, thinking, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,516
    Termite
    9th March 2006, 06:55 PM Go to last post

  22. Moved: Ireland Declares War on France....

    Started by Phil Spencer, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    declares, france, ireland, war
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  23. A bear, a lion and a chicken meet each other:

    Started by Phil Spencer, 9th March 2006 08:40 AM
    afraid, bear, chicken, cough, deal, desert, entire, fear, forest, lion, meet, planet, roar, sh&ts, shivering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,133
    Phil Spencer
    9th March 2006, 08:40 AM Go to last post

  24. cane toads

    Started by fxst, 6th March 2006 11:46 PM
    beware, cane, faint, funny, heart, help???d, pests, pete, plea, toads
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,478
    fxst
    6th March 2006, 11:46 PM Go to last post

  25. Socrates

    Started by Driver, 2nd March 2006 11:55 AM
    acquaintance, ashamed, bad, continued, contrary, dear, defeated, embarrassed, esteem, filter, found, heard, held, interrupted, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reader, regarded, shagging, shrugged, socrates, student, test, true, truth, understand, usefulness, wife
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,044
    soundman
    6th March 2006, 12:24 AM Go to last post

  26. Say it with flowers

    Started by craigb, 2nd March 2006 10:59 AM
    apologies, flowers
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,864
    rrich
    5th March 2006, 04:17 PM Go to last post

  27. Drug Names

    Started by MarkV, 13th October 2004 11:15 PM
    acetaminophen, advil, aleve, amoxicillin, amoxil, announced, considered, dixafix, drug, drugs, fda, generic, ibepokin, ibuprofen, mycoxafailin, mycoxafloppin, mydixadrupin, mydixadud, mydixarizin, names, naproxen, pharmacology, settled, tylenol, viagra
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 3,297
    doug the slug
    3rd March 2006, 05:55 PM Go to last post

  28. Clever Mechanic

    Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM
    announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,368
    Landseka
    2nd March 2006, 10:23 AM Go to last post

  29. Smile Australian Etiquette

    Started by Phil Spencer, 2nd March 2006 08:13 AM
    abuse, australian, babies, characters, choice, deodorant, etiquette, gift, hear, impolite, kissing, livestock, lobby, movie, petrol, picked, poor, proven, refrain, road, screen, table, tacky, tests, time, ute, wedding, wife, wine, yelling
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,242
    CameronPotter
    2nd March 2006, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  30. Five Surgeons

    Started by graemet, 1st March 2006 09:34 PM
    accountants, ars, brains, discussing, easiest, fourth, guts;, guys, head, heart, inside, interchangeable, job, left, librarians, numbered, observed, operate, operating, patients, politicians, responds, spine, surgeon, surgeons, table, takes, understand, wrong, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,220
    graemet
    1st March 2006, 09:34 PM Go to last post

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