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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,858
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. No Retirement Home for Me

    Started by Barry_White, 3rd August 2006 06:39 PM
    ago, cruise, home, mediterranean, retirement, western, wife
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,780
    jow104
    4th August 2006, 01:26 AM Go to last post

  2. Smile Second Notice

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd August 2006 10:42 PM
    apologetically, bill, collector, collectors, confided, effective, found, hastening, notice, notices, office, overdue, overlooked, paid, received, send, smile, strongly, taxes, taxpayer, worded
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,464
    Rodgera
    3rd August 2006, 10:42 PM Go to last post

  3. Subject: The Romantic Sailor..oh there are some left....

    Started by bennylaird, 3rd August 2006 08:38 AM
    aboard, arrangement, beautiful, bring, brought, captain, dawn, discovered, europe, ferry, food, free, hid, island, left, lifeboat, love, night, replied, romantic, rottnest, routine, sailor, sailoroh, sandwiches, screwing, subject, trip, weeks, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,745
    Bluegum
    3rd August 2006, 08:45 PM Go to last post

  4. Sharpening

    Started by Wongo, 1st August 2006 12:39 PM
    back.d, cool, folks, sharpening, topic
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,906
    Wongo
    3rd August 2006, 10:17 AM Go to last post

  5. Moved: Little Johny (no not the one who gave us IR Laws)

    Started by bennylaird, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    gave, johny, laws
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  6. 25 years married

    Started by Geoffsa, 1st August 2006 10:54 AM
    ago, apartment, bed, black, blonde, car, cheap, driving, holding, honey, hot, house, inch, living, married, nice, night, plasma, reasonable, screen, sleep, sleeping, slept, sofa, told, watched, white, wife, woman, years
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,338
    maglite
    3rd August 2006, 01:59 AM Go to last post

  7. Wink Patio Problem

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd August 2006 10:22 PM
    100, attempting, blocks, bought, build, cement, cool, day, delivered, discovered, eek, friend, ground, hard, house, laying, level, morning, night, observing, patio, pattern, problem, ray, sand, space, stacked, swmbo, time, truckload
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,659
    Rodgera
    2nd August 2006, 10:22 PM Go to last post

  8. Another statistic joke / riddle !

    Started by jackruss, 1st August 2006 12:33 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    98%, abnormal, american, answer, answers, bit, bottom, brown, calculation, colour, exercise, finished, folks, follow, hammer, hoe, instructions, joke, mind, people, quickly, red, remember, riddle, scroll, start, statistic, tool, worried, write
    • Replies: 40
    • Views: 4,812
    46150
    2nd August 2006, 05:33 PM Go to last post

  9. A loving husband

    Started by Geoffsa, 2nd August 2006 04:28 PM
    $150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, ever-nagging, holy, home, husband, jerusalem, land, loving, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, taker, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,244
    Geoffsa
    2nd August 2006, 04:28 PM Go to last post

  10. YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 27th July 2006 09:55 PM
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    1 2 3 4
    2006, busy, cards, cell, check, coffee, desk, e-mail, family, home, house, laughing, leaving, life, line, list, living, message, morning, nodding, notice, panic, person, phone, reach, reading, real, scrolled, send, worse
    • Replies: 50
    • Views: 5,877
    Ramps
    2nd August 2006, 12:58 PM Go to last post

  11. replacement windows

    Started by goat, 2nd August 2006 09:19 AM
    anymore, automatically, bet, blonde, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helloooo, house, hung, installed, line, pay, replaced, replacement, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,515
    goat
    2nd August 2006, 09:19 AM Go to last post

  12. Was late for work today

    Started by Gra, 1st August 2006 10:45 PM
    late, today, work
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,067
    Gra
    1st August 2006, 10:45 PM Go to last post

  13. Filling in Time

    Started by Ashore, 1st August 2006 04:13 PM
    announcement, anywayd, bike, browse, camera, change, channels, clothing, fall, filling, floor, hide, leave, loud, nose, people, pick, push, rack, rid, set, shoe, shopping, speakers, time, toilet, voices, watch, wifes, yell
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,428
    echnidna
    1st August 2006, 06:47 PM Go to last post

  14. Good old Grandma

    Started by Geoffsa, 31st July 2006 04:27 PM
    ####, australia, bless, care, children, declined, died, elderly, father, france, god, good, grandma, honey, husband, iraq, korea, looked, lost, politely, protester, son, stick, touch, train, umbrella, vietnam, war, woman, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,304
    Geoffsa
    31st July 2006, 04:27 PM Go to last post

  15. aunt mildred

    Started by goat, 31st July 2006 07:49 AM
    93-year-old, admitted, army, aunt, breast, burden, called, death, decided, doctor, doctors, gunshot, heart, hospital, husband, inquire, join, kill, knee.d, left, mildred, miss, night, office, organ, thinking, vegetable, vital, woman, wound
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,142
    goat
    31st July 2006, 07:49 AM Go to last post

  16. Getting rid of the man

    Started by Rodgera, 30th July 2006 08:09 PM
    challenge, children, eek, hurting, leave, love, man, marks, marry, masculinity, rid, skid, sound, suggest
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,408
    echnidna
    30th July 2006, 08:21 PM Go to last post

  17. Computers..............

    Started by Iain, 28th July 2006 09:28 PM
    bearing, beware, computer, computers, deal, evening, geeks, grifts, red, true, wine
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,611
    Auld Bassoon
    29th July 2006, 07:36 PM Go to last post

  18. Irish sausages

    Started by Phil Spencer, 28th July 2006 06:09 PM
    american, assistant, bacon, bloke, bourbon, bunnings”, danish, danish?”, dog, german, hot, irish, irish?”, italian, i’m, jewish, looked, mexican, no”, sausage?”, sausages, self-indignation, shop, taco, wouldn’t, “and, “are, “if, “well
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,340
    Phil Spencer
    28th July 2006, 06:09 PM Go to last post

  19. Exclamation Toilet Humour Within - Caution

    Started by Felder, 28th July 2006 04:33 PM
    animal, ate, bodies, bottoms, breakfast, caution, discussion, eyes, feeling, food, girl, humour, kingdom, left, moment, perturbed, poo, post, products, questions, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, tigger, toilet, tummies, waste, watery
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,580
    Felder
    28th July 2006, 04:33 PM Go to last post

  20. Wink Eggplants

    Started by Rodgera, 27th July 2006 07:49 PM
    25¢, antics, bought, capitulated, cool, customers, day, dollar, door, eggplant, eggplants, exclaiming, finally, fix, grocer, meekly, mistake, packaged, read, ridiculous, sign, tailor, watching
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,185
    Iain
    28th July 2006, 01:14 PM Go to last post

  21. Mother in Law Special

    Started by Jack Plane, 27th July 2006 11:47 AM
    addition, bring, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, law, love, married, marry, mother, special, tells
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,145
    rod@plasterbrok
    27th July 2006, 04:03 PM Go to last post

  22. Wisecracks

    Started by Jack Plane, 27th July 2006 11:01 AM
    game, q&as, squares”, wisecracks, “hollywood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 904
    Jack Plane
    27th July 2006, 11:01 AM Go to last post

  23. Thinkers Anonymous

    Started by Wood Butcher, 27th July 2006 08:37 AM
    anonymous, boss, closed, college, day, doors, exploded, frustration, glass, home, honey, impatiently, job, library, life, lot, meeting, money, mood, night, open;, poster, professors, rage, serious, started, tears, thinker, thinkers, thinking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,191
    Andy Mac
    27th July 2006, 09:24 AM Go to last post

  24. Lone Ranger

    Started by HappyHammer, 25th July 2006 11:31 AM
    attractive, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, chiefs, days, disappears, ear, enters, evening, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,637
    graemet
    26th July 2006, 11:11 PM Go to last post

  25. Moved: Steve Irwin

    Started by Eddie Jones, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    irwin, steve
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    •  

  26. Slow Golf

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th July 2006 10:22 PM
    bit, boss, complained, decides, determined, excellent, finish, fired, game, golf, head, held, joe, ladies, mistress, phil, play, playing, preparing, round, shook, short, slow, speed, started, stopped, wife, women, world, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,408
    ss_11000
    25th July 2006, 10:32 PM Go to last post

  27. dyslexic agnostic insomniac

    Started by Daddles, 24th July 2006 10:33 AM
    agnostic, awake, dog, dyslexic, hear, insomniac, lay, night, wondering
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,132
    Iain
    25th July 2006, 09:26 AM Go to last post

  28. Arrow Zoo Trip

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:33 AM
    animals, daddy, days, eek, excitedly, exclaimed, father, finally, home, johnny, mother, parents, pestered, reluctant, replied, returned, taking, talked, time, trip, yeah, zoo
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,730
    rrich
    23rd July 2006, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  29. Car Privileges

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:38 AM
    1130, car, car.eek, confused, dad, daughter, dead-panned, eek, family-car, father, front, home, late, mother, nervously.confused, night, paper, paperboy, party, precious, privileges, putting, replied, returned, saturday, sweetheart, talk, teenage, time, tire
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,255
    Rodgera
    23rd July 2006, 09:38 AM Go to last post

  30. Rough justice.

    Started by graemet, 23rd July 2006 12:34 AM
    authorities, bit, brings, cathy, concerned, cop, cup, curfew, dead, fans, fella, freeman, geez, german, germany, gun, home, imposed, justice, lives, mate, minutes, nationalities, pow, rough, shoots, town, trouble, twelve, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,309
    graemet
    23rd July 2006, 12:34 AM Go to last post

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