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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Murphy's lesser known dictums

    Started by macca2, 20th September 2006 11:15 AM
    batteries, beer, boat, bone, by¨those, court, day, dead, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, fine, fish, hands, holding, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wait
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,518
    Harry72
    20th September 2006, 04:08 PM Go to last post

  2. Spaghetti

    Started by Eddie Jones, 20th September 2006 12:10 PM
    agreed, arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, fainted, home, honey, husband, italy, mail, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, postcard, read, received, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,413
    Eddie Jones
    20th September 2006, 12:10 PM Go to last post

  3. Nuts

    Started by Jedo_03, 17th September 2006 09:05 PM
    bloke, cheers, doctor, driving, god, groin, jedo, legs, nuts, pain, pulley, trousers, wheel, yeah
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,700
    scooter
    20th September 2006, 01:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Nag Nag Nag

    Started by Baz, 18th September 2006 09:18 PM
    answered, bath, client, crying, day, decided, door, execution, finally, granted, hanging, home, husbands, nag, phone, predictable, rang, realizing, rear, remarks, sarcastic, screamed, stay, stop, told, tonight, upstairs, whirled, wife, wright
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,686
    Wongo
    19th September 2006, 05:10 PM Go to last post

  5. Woody's Heaven

    Started by KRH, 18th September 2006 11:38 PM
    application, appraised, call, devil, duly, entry, friend, gates, god, heaven, i’ll, lawyer”, mistake, out”, peter, realised, refused, rejected, release, replied.d, ring, satan, satin, sort, sue”, time, woody, woody’s, “i’ll, “my
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,511
    KRH
    18th September 2006, 11:38 PM Go to last post

  6. Death Wish

    Started by Baz, 18th September 2006 09:20 PM
    bedroom, compliment, damn, death, eyesights, fat, feel, heard, horrible, husband, mirror, nude, pay, perfect, replies, shot, standing, ugly, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,314
    Baz
    18th September 2006, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  7. Due care & attention.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 18th September 2006 11:29 AM
    attention, barely, car, care, concerned, cruising, dashboard, dears, driving, due, intersection, killed, light, losing, mildred, minutes, nervous, ooo, passenger, ran, red, redlights, row, seat, straight, sworn, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,686
    Cliff Rogers
    18th September 2006, 11:29 AM Go to last post

  8. Wooden boat names

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 12th September 2006 10:29 PM
    boat, forum, names, putting, rolleyes, wooden, woodenpun
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,253
    Iain
    16th September 2006, 09:22 AM Go to last post

  9. Man of the House

    Started by Baz, 15th September 2006 06:09 PM
    afterward, bath, bring, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, dry, f---ing, feet, finished, funeral, gourmet, guess, hair, hands, house, man, massage, meal, relax, replied, robe, towel, upstairs, wash, wife
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,613
    tameriska
    15th September 2006, 10:20 PM Go to last post

  10. Technological Breakthrough

    Started by Baz, 29th August 2006 08:18 PM
    breakthrough, breasts, british, chips, company, complained, computer, developing, implanted, listening, major, music, staring, store, technological, viewed, women, womens
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,038
    AlexS
    14th September 2006, 10:32 PM Go to last post

  11. Talking Carlton Draught Commercial

    Started by Wongo, 14th September 2006 05:50 PM
    carlton, commercial, draught
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,840
    Sturdee
    14th September 2006, 07:14 PM Go to last post

  12. Croc Hunter goes to heaven

    Started by oldbob13, 13th September 2006 01:28 AM
    arrives, bloody, brockrolleyes, conservation, crikey, croc, demanding, ear, earth, ease, gates, greets, heaven, heros, honor, hunter, mate, move, past, pearly, peter, peters, recieves, replies, steve, unexpectedly, warmly, week, wispers, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,025
    leftleg
    14th September 2006, 01:51 AM Go to last post

  13. One of those days

    Started by Daddles, 12th September 2006 10:28 AM
    days, identify, sadly, situation
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,431
    Auld Bassoon
    12th September 2006, 07:31 PM Go to last post

  14. Baaaaaaaaaar

    Started by Phil Spencer, 11th September 2006 05:25 PM
    arrest, baaaaaaaaaar, bottle, break, buy, corporation, count, counting, cute, die, foot, italian, kinda, learn, left, lunch, mouth, newsman, people, produce, productivity, reported, russian, sell, sheep, stop, swiss, vodka, wool, zealand
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,460
    MurrayD99
    12th September 2006, 04:21 PM Go to last post

  15. Well I'll be ducked!

    Started by keith53, 11th September 2006 09:59 PM
    $150, adds, beak, bill, bird, brought, cat, dead, duck, ducked, examination, eyes, handed, head, jumped, lab, left, looked, mewed, report, sad, scan, shook, shrugged, sniffed, softly, table, tail, vet, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,477
    keith53
    11th September 2006, 09:59 PM Go to last post

  16. Snakes on a plane

    Started by Phil Spencer, 9th September 2006 09:34 PM
    eek, moved, orange, phil, plane, snakes
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,238
    maglite
    11th September 2006, 12:52 AM Go to last post

  17. Workshop tools we're all familiar with!

    Started by Andy Mac, 8th September 2006 01:10 PM
    1/2, air, bar, bolt, cars, contents, drill, energy, familiar, hacksaw, hammer, hand, handle, handy, heads, holes, hose, jack, light, mechanics, metal, phillips, pliers, round, screwdriver, takes, tool, tools, wheel, workshop
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,032
    OtakiriLad
    10th September 2006, 06:50 PM Go to last post

  18. Hard Days' Night

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 1st September 2006 02:56 AM
    days, eek, hard, night
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,290
    sliver
    10th September 2006, 07:37 AM Go to last post

  19. Thumbs up Three Important Words

    Started by Rodgera, 9th September 2006 02:26 PM
    advice, couple, granddaughters, guests, husband, important, looked, marriage, married, newly-married, polled, shes, wedding, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,405
    Rodgera
    9th September 2006, 02:26 PM Go to last post

  20. Talking What is an AUSSIE ? ? ? ?

    Started by Rodgera, 6th September 2006 07:41 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    142, 1999, 2000, 543, aussie, aussies, australia, battery, beer, call, die, disabled, emergency, front, injured, leave, massive, mention, parking, people, pins, removing, rink, sharp, shirts, skating, talk, testing, tongue, watering
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,951
    popawisky
    8th September 2006, 12:21 AM Go to last post

  21. Children

    Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM
    140, card, children, daddy, daughter, divorce, drivers, friend, friends, girl, heavens, lady, license, mad, mom, moms, mother, night, past, play, polite, pounds, questions, report, sex, shocked, surprised, sweetly, triumphantly, weigh
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,741
    JDarvall
    7th September 2006, 09:28 PM Go to last post

  22. Armed teacher arrested at airport

    Started by DPB, 7th September 2006 05:03 PM
    adds, airport, armed, arrest, arrested, axis, belong, bush, common, conference, coordinates, denominator, determined, forces, george, gonzales, house, instruction, math, medieval, president, press, security, statement, teacher, threat, weapons, white, ‘unknowns’
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,421
    DPB
    7th September 2006, 05:03 PM Go to last post

  23. Stars

    Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:07 AM
    all-powerful, approximately, batman, beautiful, day, decriptive, evident, faithful, friend, idiot, insert, insignificant, lord, meteorologically, millions, moment, past, quarter, robin, silent, sky, speaks, stars, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wakes, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,875
    bennylaird
    7th September 2006, 08:39 AM Go to last post

  24. Employee of the Month

    Started by Barry_White, 6th September 2006 08:54 AM
    conscientious, employ, employee, month
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,017
    Clinton1
    6th September 2006, 12:20 PM Go to last post

  25. Moved: Never lie to little girls

    Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:14 AM
    girls, lie
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  26. Moved: ARL or AFL

    Started by Toymaker Len, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    afl, arl
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  27. wedding dresses

    Started by goat, 1st September 2006 05:45 PM
    appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eek, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,805
    goat
    1st September 2006, 05:45 PM Go to last post

  28. "Dear Diary,

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st September 2006 04:16 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    argument, automatically, blonde, call, contractor, dear, diary, double, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, finally, guess, guy, hellloooo, helllooooo, house, hung, line, pane, pay, replaced, sales, silence, stupid, talking, told, windows, won
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 2,970
    Cliff Rogers
    1st September 2006, 05:28 PM Go to last post

  29. How bad do you need...

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st September 2006 12:45 AM
    bad
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,209
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    1st September 2006, 02:52 PM Go to last post

  30. The Cookie Thief. Author unknown.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 31st August 2006 09:23 PM
    absolutely, airport, author, bag, believed, belongings, book, called, cookie, cookies, discover, eyes, flight, galled, gate, gathered, gratitude, grief, half, headed, ingrate, lives, nerve, refusing, relief, rude, sighed, thief, true, unknown
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,199
    Cliff Rogers
    1st September 2006, 02:41 PM Go to last post

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