Page 201 of 290 FirstFirst ... 101151191196197198199200201202203204205206211251 ... LastLast
Threads 6001 to 6030 of 8694

Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 57
    2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 37,875
    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 100
    4 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 72,114
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 116,715
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 102
    3 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 215,712
    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Typical Men

    Started by Phil Spencer, 14th November 2006 07:09 PM
    bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, coincidence, collide, crop, desperate, eyes, feet, guess, hair, inches, jubblies, legs, matter, men, paying, pushing, shopping, shorts, supermarket, tall, tiny, top, trolleys, typical, wearing, wife, yrs
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,233
    Phil Spencer
    14th November 2006, 07:09 PM Go to last post

  2. anothery - bit rough..

    Started by Shedhand, 14th November 2006 03:41 PM
    anothery, arzeholes, arzeholes.every, askedwell, badly;, bit, body, brought, burnt, dermot, died, fire, identify, identyfy, looked, mortician, over.dermot, paddy, pretty, real, rolled, rough, time, tony
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,228
    keith53
    14th November 2006, 05:00 PM Go to last post

  3. A drink with God

    Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM
    accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,290
    rapsod
    14th November 2006, 04:11 AM Go to last post

  4. How's your English? Read this.

    Started by bennylaird, 13th November 2006 12:56 PM
    aussie, bath, day, domes, donkey, english, fueled, greyhound, hide, hit, hope, kissing, lowering, maintenance, millenium, missile, monkey, percussive, prevent, read, realise, salmon, seagull, session, sitcoms, skirts, stresspuppy, swamp, tart, total
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,009
    AlexS
    13th November 2006, 06:18 PM Go to last post

  5. a rotting joke

    Started by goat, 13th November 2006 08:36 AM
    5th, 7th, 9th, ambles, backward, caretaker, composed, crowd, day, decomposing, expert, explanation, grave, graveyard, graveyards, joke, music, notices, played, playing, return, reverse, rotting, scholar, spread, symphonies, symphony, time, word, worry
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,055
    ss_11000
    13th November 2006, 03:19 PM Go to last post

  6. Ireland Declares War On France

    Started by Bob38S, 13th November 2006 10:19 AM
    100, army, bar, bombers, calls, chirac, cleared, day, declares, equipment, france, increased, inform, ireland, jackie, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, silent, spoke, throat, ultra-light, war
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,395
    Bob38S
    13th November 2006, 10:19 AM Go to last post

  7. The Old Pastors Last Request.

    Started by rtfarty, 12th November 2006 09:40 AM
    agent, dying, hospital, inland, lawyer, lays, message, pastor, pastors, request, revenue, service
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,230
    tameriska
    12th November 2006, 11:57 AM Go to last post

  8. I have found it...

    Started by Gra, 11th November 2006 06:46 PM
    choice, found, neils, tool
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,442
    Gra
    11th November 2006, 06:46 PM Go to last post

  9. Grandma Still Drives

    Started by echnidna, 10th November 2006 10:30 AM
    bumper, car, cars, changed, day, drives, drove, enjoying, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, sign, started, sticker, walking, waving, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,475
    rod@plasterbrok
    10th November 2006, 10:49 AM Go to last post

  10. The body builder

    Started by Phil Spencer, 9th November 2006 09:38 PM
    100, afraid, apartment, baby, blonde, body, builder, calves, catches, chases, chest, clothes, dynamite, fear, fuse, lbs, massive, pants, ran, removes, replies, running, screaming, shirt, short, takes, tells, underwear, waseek
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,677
    Phil Spencer
    9th November 2006, 09:38 PM Go to last post

  11. new words

    Started by Christopha, 8th November 2006 10:50 AM
    action, bad, bozone, bummer, consuming, coolness, credit, day, decafalon, degenerate, disease, dopeler, earth, event, explodes, extra, fit, glibido, grueling, ideas, karmageddon, osteopornosis, person, sending, serious, stupid, subject, talk, vibes, words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,406
    John Saxton
    8th November 2006, 07:17 PM Go to last post

  12. Last Will and Testament of a Cop

    Started by Wood Butcher, 7th November 2006 07:42 PM
    assist, bargained, cop, coppers, country, crown, equipment, home, hope, leave, malicious, officer, officers, plea, police, poor, promotion, prosecutions, set, solicitors, testament, time, training, walk, water, wave, wings, wishes, withdrew, worthy
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,514
    Bluegum
    8th November 2006, 10:43 AM Go to last post

  13. Exclamation In deep & ya don't know it

    Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2006 09:45 PM
    asleep, bad, bed, bedroom, brian, bryan, day, deep, egg, enjoying, explained, explode, feeling, friday, happen, hen, inside, laid, late, peter, pub, reincarnated, relax, replies, rooster, send, strange, strolled, uncomfortable, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,609
    johnc
    7th November 2006, 10:16 PM Go to last post

  14. Question Bad day at work

    Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2006 09:22 PM
    bad, bottom, butt, chamber, crack, cream, day, decompression, dilemma, dive, diver, happened, hose, itch, jellyfish, job, love, needless, office, scratched, sea, started, suit, surface, time, warm, water, wet, work, worse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,435
    John Saxton
    7th November 2006, 09:22 PM Go to last post

  15. Scottish logic

    Started by Eddie Jones, 3rd November 2006 05:16 PM
    africa, audience, bono, child, clap, concert, dies, f#^@, front, glasgow, hands, holding, logic, microphone, pierces, quiet, scottish, silence, silence;, slowly, starts, stop, time, total, voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,641
    Bluegum
    7th November 2006, 11:30 AM Go to last post

  16. Wink calender stretch

    Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:56 PM
    answers, boy, boys, calender, college, cool, dad, display, exclaimed, eye, february, friday, january, march, married, notices, pack, package, picking, picks, replied, replies, saturday, school, sigh, son, stretch, sunday, tear, wow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,392
    John Saxton
    6th November 2006, 08:56 PM Go to last post

  17. Wink Duck!!

    Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:52 PM
    accidentally, careful, chained, chains, day, duck, ducks, eternity, eyelashes, eyes, guy, handsome, heaven, laid, manages, months, muscular, observed, passing, peter, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, word, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,589
    John Saxton
    6th November 2006, 08:52 PM Go to last post

  18. murphy's lesser known dictums

    Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:48 PM
    90%, beer, boat, bone, court, dark, day, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, finding, fine, fish, furniture, hands, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,407
    John Saxton
    6th November 2006, 08:48 PM Go to last post

  19. Little Johnny Strikes Again

    Started by Baz, 6th November 2006 07:25 PM
    aunt, boobs, burned, buttons, called, cried, damage, decided, family, farm, fascinate, fascinating, fasten, finally, gina, hand, johnny, molly, pet, raised, sally, sat, sentence, sheep, strikes, students, sweater, teacher, ten, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,735
    echnidna
    6th November 2006, 07:57 PM Go to last post

  20. Scary

    Started by Jack Plane, 3rd November 2006 11:49 AM
    bathroom, breaks, breath, bump, casket, clapping, clappity-bump, coming, cough, crash, door, faster, gasps, head, heart, home, hope, locks, loud, pounding;, ready, reeling;, runs, scary, sobbing, stops, syrup, terrified, throws, walking
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,029
    Auld Bassoon
    3rd November 2006, 04:55 PM Go to last post

  21. The birds and the bees

    Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM
    age, bees, birds, bunny, bursting, confused, dad, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, hit, johnny, johnnys, left, live, santa, sex, sobbed, speech, tears, tooth, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,872
    Wood Butcher
    3rd November 2006, 08:30 AM Go to last post

  22. SWMBO getting dressed

    Started by Carry Pine, 2nd November 2006 04:29 PM
    click, dressed, link, ready, swmbo, time
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,018
    Carry Pine
    2nd November 2006, 09:46 PM Go to last post

  23. One for the Ladies

    Started by Baz, 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM
    animals, bed, class, garage, girl, hand, jackass, jaguar, ladies, life, mink, mom, pay, raised, row, teacher, tiger
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,242
    Baz
    2nd November 2006, 07:23 PM Go to last post

  24. Puzzle

    Started by bennylaird, 31st October 2006 11:04 AM
    puzzle, scrolld
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,153
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    2nd November 2006, 06:01 PM Go to last post

  25. For the bikies...beware

    Started by Iain, 29th October 2006 10:04 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    beware, bikies, bikiesbeware, eek
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 2,962
    Shedhand
    2nd November 2006, 10:48 AM Go to last post

  26. Pennies

    Started by Phil Spencer, 1st November 2006 08:25 AM
    aboot, angus, anticipation, aye, bit, blurted, blushed, brow, dinna, filled, gaze, girl, hand, lad, leaned, leg, lip, loch, looked, paid, pennies, penny, request, serious, shyness, spoke, thinkin, time, wee, whisper
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,111
    Phil Spencer
    1st November 2006, 08:25 AM Go to last post

  27. grandparents

    Started by Bluegum, 31st October 2006 08:54 PM
    chair, grandfather, grandparents, noticed, porch, rocking, shirt, sitting, visit, wearing
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,324
    Iain
    31st October 2006, 09:16 PM Go to last post

  28. Exclamation You know whenyou getting old

    Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 11:07 PM
    babe, barefoot, bartender, birthday, braless, buy, car, care, catches, coming, cruise, door, drink, drops, fancy, finishes, garage, jokes, lucky, means, pacemaker, parking, pulls, scotch, sexy, spouse, water, whenyou, woman, wrinkles
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,400
    scooter
    31st October 2006, 02:51 PM Go to last post

  29. Red face nether feathers

    Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM
    boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,322
    John Saxton
    30th October 2006, 10:57 PM Go to last post

  30. Talking well kept lady

    Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:41 PM
    allowed, chosen, clerk, completed, days, died, duly, engraved, experience, final, finally, fulfil, hard, lady, limited, lived, maids, postal, proper, read, request, returned, space, stone, tombstone, unopened, virgin, virgins, wording, worker
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,608
    John Saxton
    30th October 2006, 10:41 PM Go to last post

Forum Information and Options

Moderators of this Forum

Thread Display Options

Use this control to limit the display of threads to those newer than the specified time frame.

Allows you to choose the data by which the thread list will be sorted.

Order threads in...

Note: when sorting by date, 'descending order' will show the newest results first.

Icon Legend

Contains unread posts
Contains unread posts
Contains no unread posts
Contains no unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with no unread posts
Closed Thread
Thread is closed
Thread Contains a Message Written By You
You have posted in this thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules