Thanks Thanks:  85
Likes Likes:  764
Needs Pictures Needs Pictures:  17
Picture(s) thanks Picture(s) thanks:  37
Page 195 of 290 FirstFirst ... 95145185190191192193194195196197198199200205245 ... LastLast
Threads 5821 to 5850 of 8694

Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 57
    2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 45,614
    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 100
    4 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 84,223
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 123,168
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 102
    3 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 236,778
    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Thumbs up Tool Glossary

    Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2007 04:00 PM
    1/2, 2tsup, automobile, bolt, cans, contents, convert, drill, electric, glossary, gloves, hand, handle, heads, heat, hydraulic, intense, jack, jobs, oil, palm, phillips, pliers, round, screwdriver, short, stationary, tool, welding, wheel
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,398
    HappyHammer
    15th May 2007, 04:10 PM Go to last post

  2. Howard...been done before I know but...

    Started by Iain, 13th May 2007 09:56 AM
    caviar, choose, club-house, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friendly, friends, golf, heaven, hell, howard, howardbeen, hug, john, liberals, live, lobster, menzies, middle, peter, saint, tequila, time, wasteland
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,717
    Ashore
    14th May 2007, 01:38 AM Go to last post

  3. How to put a kid in time out!

    Started by Wood Butcher, 2nd April 2007 06:40 PM
    42994, kid, thousand, time, usesp
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,432
    AlexS
    12th May 2007, 02:49 PM Go to last post

  4. Talking Tool Glossary

    Started by Rodgera, 12th May 2007 02:13 PM
    1/2, automobile, bar, bolt, cans, contents, convert, drill, electric, glossary, gloves, hand, handle, heads, heat, hydraulic, intense, jack, jobs, oil, palm, phillips, pliers, round, screwdriver, short, stationary, tool, welding, wheel
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,933
    Rodgera
    12th May 2007, 02:13 PM Go to last post

  5. Google Directions

    Started by Wood Butcher, 10th May 2007 05:42 PM
    atlantic, click, directions, england, follow, google, http://www.google.co.uk, laugh, lazy, london, maps, miles, ocean, scroll, steps, swim, top, www.google.co.uk, york
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,230
    Tonyz
    11th May 2007, 10:00 PM Go to last post

  6. Brazilian

    Started by fred.n, 10th May 2007 06:23 PM
    amazement, brazilian, brazillion, briefing, bush, bushs, collasped, colour, composed, desk, donald, everyones, finally, head, iraq, killed, morning, president, ran, rumsfeld, shaken, soldiers, told
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,419
    fred.n
    10th May 2007, 06:23 PM Go to last post

  7. Thank You For Shopping at Woolworths

    Started by Baz, 2nd May 2007 07:17 PM
    1stfloor, aisle, computer, daughter, deposits, doctor, dog, dollars, elbow, fooled, hurries, joe, lawyer, measure, mike, pours, results, sample, samples, shopping, sperm, takes, tap, ten, urine, water, wife, wondering, woolies, woolworths
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,753
    Cliff Rogers
    3rd May 2007, 10:39 AM Go to last post

  8. Edna the heroine

    Started by durwood, 25th April 2007 12:25 AM
    bad, bathrobe, bathroom, bottom, crisis, dead, discharged, displayed, dry, edna, hang, heroine, home, hospital, hung, jim, jumped, jumping, life, mindedness, news, patient, patients, pool, rationally, replied, responded, save, saved, sound
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,564
    ss_11000
    2nd May 2007, 10:20 PM Go to last post

  9. Getting Old

    Started by Grunt, 20th April 2007 10:19 PM
    baby, bathroom, commode, commodores---, fall, feel, fifty, gore---, hair, harem---, hear, helen, kidney, leo, leslie, liver, lose, napping, nelson---, paul, procol, reddy---, sayer---, shade, simon---, snore, temptations---, times, whiter, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,709
    Geoff Dean
    2nd May 2007, 10:05 AM Go to last post

  10. alcohol warnings

    Started by black1, 25th April 2007 01:26 AM
    2tsup, alcohol, ass, burns, consumption, continuum, create, forehead, gaps, inexplicable, kicked, knees, kung, lead, leading, lower, morning, mystical, people, powers, resulting, roll, rug, scary, sex, spitting, time, time-space, warning, warnings
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,190
    black1
    25th April 2007, 01:26 AM Go to last post

  11. Top 10 Ways........

    Started by m2c1Iw, 19th April 2007 02:11 PM
    2nd, admit, attempts, bridge, buy, cheers, city, constant, contempating, daydreaming, disorder, dono, failed, impatient, latin, learining, lie, list, project, refering, sketchup, smoother, start, starts, ten, tool, top, tutorials, ways, woodworking
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,259
    bsrlee
    20th April 2007, 11:04 PM Go to last post

  12. Coffee Addict

    Started by RETIRED, 6th March 2007 10:55 AM
    addict, bars, built, bunny, channel, chase, city, coffee, detectors, dizzy, eating, energiser, eyes, faster, feet, instant, miniature, motion, mug, outlast, people, picture, plastic, remote, short, stirrers, surf, takes, wait, watching
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 3,207
    Gingermick
    18th April 2007, 04:52 PM Go to last post

  13. A real man's POWER tool

    Started by floobyduster, 16th April 2007 05:52 PM
    2.7mb, 951kb, ads, check, click, man, mans, media, picture, player, power, real, tool, v28, windows
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,546
    floobyduster
    16th April 2007, 05:52 PM Go to last post

  14. A History Lesson

    Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:48 PM
    abraham, assassin, assassinated, booth, born, congress, elected, fifteen, ford, hid, history, john, johnson, kennedy, lesson, lincoln, monroe, named, names, oswald, president, presidents, ran, secretary, shot, southerners, succeeded, theatre, warehouse, week
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,930
    Schtoo
    16th April 2007, 01:21 AM Go to last post

  15. Beware the DC......

    Started by Iain, 15th April 2007 10:02 AM
    absolutely, bangs, beware, clippers, college, cut, day, dear, dust, flex, hair, head, hell, hose, inside, learned, oster, pretty, shop, stand, sweet, swipe, time, top, trim, trip, walked, wife, wifes, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,113
    watson
    15th April 2007, 09:22 PM Go to last post

  16. Tool definitions

    Started by Iain, 15th April 2007 10:26 AM
    cuts, definitions, device, drill, dust, electric, gouges, hammer, hand, holes, light, machine, measure, nail, perfectly, pliers, purpose, rectangular, removing, round, sander, screwdriver, slightly, slotted, straight, surfaces, system, tool, wood, woodworking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,082
    Iain
    15th April 2007, 10:26 AM Go to last post

  17. Moved: a Growing mans thoughts on women

    Started by Gra, 14th April 2007 06:42 PM
    growing, mans, thoughts, women
    •  
    •  

  18. Moved: Go for silver!!

    Started by Jedo_03, 14th April 2007 06:32 PM
    silver
    •  
    •  

  19. Yet another blonde joke

    Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:27 PM
    $50.00, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, dollar, door, dumb, guess, handed, house, husband, impressed, joke, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, starting, ten, tip, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,273
    WoodyKnot
    13th April 2007, 09:27 PM Go to last post

  20. Can of Worms

    Started by Felder, 13th April 2007 10:54 AM
    add, alcohol, booze, chocolate, church, cigarette, clean, dead, decided, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, filled, fourth, hand, jar, learn, maxine, minister, quickly, raised, sermon, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, worm, worms
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,638
    Felder
    13th April 2007, 10:54 AM Go to last post

  21. Next time you feel like sucking from the cask ...

    Started by Daddles, 11th April 2007 09:53 AM
    cask, feel, sucking, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,292
    Daddles
    11th April 2007, 09:53 AM Go to last post

  22. Bunnings Shuffle

    Started by rrich, 10th April 2007 03:23 PM
    arms, backwards, blinds, bunnings, buy, chest, cross, customer, cut, dance, depot, foot, forward, front, heels, home, immediately, install, laugh, leaves, left, length, repeat, shuffle, stand, straight, swmbos, teach, teaches, yall
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,712
    Big Shed
    10th April 2007, 03:54 PM Go to last post

  23. Kiwi (YouTube.com video)

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 8th April 2007 09:47 PM
    cry, kiwi, laugh, spotted, video, youtube.com, youtubecom
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,472
    rrich
    10th April 2007, 03:26 PM Go to last post

  24. A bit of a giggle

    Started by coastie, 9th April 2007 12:01 PM
    ,type, bit, giggle, injapanese, pranksroll, type, youtube
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,127
    coastie
    9th April 2007, 12:01 PM Go to last post

  25. Bunnings warning

    Started by Barry Hicks, 5th April 2007 08:49 PM
    bunnings, careful, day, decking, guy, local, luckily, punch, red, store, t-shirt, warning
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,521
    soundman
    9th April 2007, 12:06 AM Go to last post

  26. Justified Alcohol 0>)

    Started by Terry B, 29th March 2007 01:14 PM
    0>, alcohol, attacks, beers, brain, buffalo, cells, cheers, clavin, cliff, consumption, eliminates, excessive, explained, fast, feel, herd, human, intake, justified, kills, machine, naturally, norm, operate, regular, slowest, smarter, weaker, weakest
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,163
    Cliff Rogers
    7th April 2007, 12:34 AM Go to last post

  27. Technical Support

    Started by Howdya do that, 5th April 2007 02:43 PM
    1.0, 5.0, 7.0, application, background, command, dear, designed, girlfriend, impossible, installed, luck, maintenance, nag, noticed, operating, program, programs, recommend, return, run, support, system, tech, technical, thinking, troubled, uninstall, user, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,406
    Bob38S
    6th April 2007, 01:12 PM Go to last post

  28. Oldies 1, kids nil...

    Started by Groggy, 5th April 2007 10:57 AM
    applause, arrogant, beer, break, cars, computers, drink, electric, energy, generation, grew, hydrogen, invented, kids, light-speed, litany, mars, moon, nil, nuclear, oldies, processing, resounding, senior, sh.t, son, spaceships, student, students, visiting
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,442
    joe greiner
    5th April 2007, 10:34 PM Go to last post

  29. Curtain Rods

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2007 01:49 PM
    agreed, bank, boxes, called, caviar, cleaned, crates, curtain, day, days, ex-wife, finally, girlfriend, home, house, listened, missed, move, packing, politely, price, purchase, refused, rods, rotting, saga, shrimp, smell, suitcases, told
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,992
    joe greiner
    5th April 2007, 02:17 PM Go to last post

  30. Hide and seek

    Started by Terry B, 1st April 2007 05:57 PM
    focused, hide, quiet, seek, stay
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,283
    graemet
    2nd April 2007, 10:25 PM Go to last post

Forum Information and Options

Moderators of this Forum

Thread Display Options

Use this control to limit the display of threads to those newer than the specified time frame.

Allows you to choose the data by which the thread list will be sorted.

Order threads in...

Note: when sorting by date, 'descending order' will show the newest results first.

Icon Legend

Contains unread posts
Contains unread posts
Contains no unread posts
Contains no unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with no unread posts
Closed Thread
Thread is closed
Thread Contains a Message Written By You
You have posted in this thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules