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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Sign on another plumber's truck

    Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:38 PM
    fixed, husband, plumber, plumbers, repair, sign, truck
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,347
    scooter
    27th September 2007, 04:28 PM Go to last post

  2. QLD smart as whips

    Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 12:49 PM
    bar, breathalyser, car, centimetres, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, qld, remained, reversed, road, slowly, smart, started, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles, waited, whips
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,454
    Barry_White
    27th September 2007, 01:23 PM Go to last post

  3. Lived with a hammer ...???

    Started by arose62, 27th September 2007 10:12 AM
    belonged, flat, hammer, hidden, item, lived, news, reported, smashing, sounds
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,196
    wheelinround
    27th September 2007, 12:23 PM Go to last post

  4. Lady and bartender

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM
    allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,105
    wheelinround
    27th September 2007, 09:17 AM Go to last post

  5. Monastery Life

    Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 10:33 PM
    abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,197
    wheelinround
    27th September 2007, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  6. Sign on an electricians truck

    Started by munruben, 26th September 2007 07:14 PM
    electricians, remove, shorts, sign, truck
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,307
    munruben
    27th September 2007, 07:51 AM Go to last post

  7. The Grand Emir is thirsty

    Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 07:28 PM
    abdul, arab, camel, demanded, department, dined, diplomat, emir, empty-handed, glass, grand, illustrious, pardons, return, returned, salt, scamper, sit, son, stammered, thirsty, thousand, time, ugly, unused, visiting, water, white, wined, wretched
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,414
    ss_11000
    27th September 2007, 01:30 AM Go to last post

  8. van driver

    Started by Tonyz, 26th September 2007 10:00 PM
    ago, blind, blinds, caution, check, cleaning, cops, day, driver, driving, frantic, mate, mine, office, people, rear, ring, ringing, specalised, van, vans, venetian
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,316
    joe greiner
    27th September 2007, 12:43 AM Go to last post

  9. Sign on a septic tanker

    Started by munruben, 26th September 2007 07:02 PM
    meals, septic, sign, tanker, wheels, yesterdays
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,167
    joe greiner
    26th September 2007, 11:45 PM Go to last post

  10. Another MIL visit

    Started by Barry Hicks, 25th September 2007 05:26 PM
    kilos, lost, mil, told, visit, visiting
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,253
    munruben
    26th September 2007, 07:01 PM Go to last post

  11. The Indian

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2007 07:17 PM
    $1.00, $2.00, brand, brands, call, carry, cents, charmin, chief, clerk, cloud, indian, john, money, no-name, paper, post, roll, rough, sells, sound, takes, teepee, toilet, tough, trading, wayne, white
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,395
    munruben
    26th September 2007, 06:59 PM Go to last post

  12. Irish mothers letter

    Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:31 PM
    bravely, cremated, days, distillery, doc, doctor, envelope, father, fire, fought, glass, house, irish, letter, loving, mates, mother, mothers, mouth, p.s, paid, rained, save, sealed, talk, told, tube, uncle, week, xxxx
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,281
    munruben
    26th September 2007, 06:58 PM Go to last post

  13. Talking Water drinker

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2007 07:14 PM
    awa, coos, cow, drink, drinker, drinking, english, feel, field, hand, hands, hoor, pool, scottish, sharn, shouts, speak, understand, walking, water
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,223
    munruben
    26th September 2007, 06:39 PM Go to last post

  14. Doctor John

    Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:29 AM
    betrayal, bring, day, doctor, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, internal, invariably, john, matter, medical, overwhelming, patients, practitioner, reality, reassuring, sense, single, sleep, slept, vet, voice, whispering, worry
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,447
    Allan at Wallan
    26th September 2007, 06:04 PM Go to last post

  15. Fastest thing on earth

    Started by woodcutta, 25th September 2007 11:30 PM
    blink, discussing, dysentry, earth, electric, eyes, fastest, forget, head, irish, light, night, philosophers, remember, shut, thing, time, woke
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,254
    woodcutta
    25th September 2007, 11:30 PM Go to last post

  16. Understanding your wife

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 06:03 PM
    allan, dying, hope, marriage, time, times, understand, understanding, wife, woodturner, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,172
    K_S
    25th September 2007, 11:21 PM Go to last post

  17. MIL visit

    Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:58 PM
    days, door, doorbell, front, mil, morning, mother-in-law, rang, shut, stay, step, visit
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,735
    K_S
    25th September 2007, 03:25 PM Go to last post

  18. Glass of beer

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 11:53 AM
    added, allan, answer, bar, beer, call, decided, drinker, dying, glass, hope, left, minutes, nature, note, protect, read, returned, sitting, spat, time, worried, wrote
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,066
    munruben
    25th September 2007, 02:54 PM Go to last post

  19. The hunter

    Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:48 PM
    awoke, big-game, bush, camp, chilling, clearing, cried, deep, evening, facing, hunter, husband, impenetrable, insisted, jungle, law, lion, male, mess, mother, mother-in-, mother-in-law, rushing, safari, sight, started, stood, thick, whiskey, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,191
    pawnhead
    25th September 2007, 12:31 PM Go to last post

  20. Mixed feelings

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 11:22 AM
    car, cliff, drive, dying, feelings, hope, mixed, mmmmm, mother-in-law, time, watched, worried
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,770
    Allan at Wallan
    25th September 2007, 11:41 AM Go to last post

  21. Another med joke

    Started by Capt. Zero, 23rd September 2007 01:22 PM
    100, 100%, 200%, absolutely, auto, care, career, correctly, decided, discovered, doc, engine, fed, final, instructer, joke, looked, managed, mechanics, med, mistake, ob-gyn, pursue, real, replied, score, scored, system, tailpipe, teacher
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,603
    Capt. Zero
    25th September 2007, 12:00 AM Go to last post

  22. Dance on your grave

    Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:56 PM
    buried, dance, grave, hope, mother-in-law, sea
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,022
    munruben
    24th September 2007, 11:16 PM Go to last post

  23. Angry What a Richard Cranium

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd September 2007 09:43 PM
    almond, alright, bag, bits, box, breakfast, chuck, complete, corner, cough, cranium, days, dohb, downno, err, evidence, feel, hangs, honey, idiot, kellogs, live, mind, morning, offending, pieces, richard, special, white
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,796
    munruben
    24th September 2007, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  24. Medicare

    Started by Baz, 24th September 2007 08:10 PM
    biopsy, doctor, dreadful, drop, expensive, home, husband, husbands, jones, laboratory, medical, medicare, middle, pay, people, phone, positive, questioned, recommend, sleep, smith, speaking, supposed, terrible, test, tested, testing, tests, time, town
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,343
    Baz
    24th September 2007, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  25. We are really good friends/

    Started by munruben, 23rd September 2007 05:36 PM
    allan, barry, earlier, friends, friends or, good, life, lunch, picture
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,265
    Barry Hicks
    24th September 2007, 04:09 PM Go to last post

  26. Car salesmen

    Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 02:02 PM
    bulb, calculator, car, change, familiar, guys, light, pleasantly, salesmen, sound, surprised
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,108
    Allan at Wallan
    24th September 2007, 02:56 PM Go to last post

  27. Barry was bragging

    Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 02:14 PM
    allan, barry, box, bragging, car, day, drive, jump, mail, morning, return, supper, time, wake, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,053
    Allan at Wallan
    24th September 2007, 02:54 PM Go to last post

  28. Best man

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:00 PM
    allan, brothers, chance, dying, hope, man, prove, time, wedding, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 912
    Gra
    24th September 2007, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  29. Allan eats out

    Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 12:57 PM
    allan, called, eat, eats, front, home, porch, sandwich, tonight, wife
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 1,728
    Cliff Rogers
    24th September 2007, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  30. cannibal joins the police?

    Started by munruben, 23rd September 2007 03:07 PM
    cannibal, force, grill, hear, joined, joins, police, suspects
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,127
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd September 2007, 11:44 PM Go to last post

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