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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 120,625
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. For the Wood Whispering Woman== or show your wife if you dare

    Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM
    amen, awoke, bathed, bed, breakfast, chores, cleaned, daily, dare, day, drove, finished, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, p.m, ran, school, set, supper, whispering, wife, wisdom, woman, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,240
    fenderbelly
    3rd October 2007, 06:54 PM Go to last post

  2. 39 Things you should have learned by now

    Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 05:44 PM
    age, built, career, cares, confuse, contrast, dance, deal, destructive, earth, force, human, knife, learned, lick, life, logically, nice, people, person, reason, religious, share, shouldve, steak, things, time, universe, views, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,805
    fenderbelly
    3rd October 2007, 05:44 PM Go to last post

  3. Sign on plumber's truck

    Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:36 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    no.2, no1, plumber, plumbers, sign, truck
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,120
    Rodgera
    3rd October 2007, 04:09 PM Go to last post

  4. Top Ten of the Silliest Questions Asked by Cruise Ship Passengers

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd October 2007 04:07 PM
    asked, beautiful, board, buffet, cruise, day, director, displays, electricity, elevation, marked, midnight, mine, passengers, photographer, photos, pictures, question, questions, salt, served, ship, silliest, steps, takes, ten, time, toilets, top, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,754
    Rodgera
    3rd October 2007, 04:07 PM Go to last post

  5. Clock Room (apologies if you have read/heard it before!!)

    Started by BazzaDLB, 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM
    ,he, ,what, apologies, arrival, belong, ceiling, clock, clocks, cooling, dies, explained, fan, fast, faster, guy, heaven, lies, looked, lot, noticed, notices, people, peter, politicians, read or heard, room, run, told
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,391
    BazzaDLB
    3rd October 2007, 02:13 PM Go to last post

  6. Free man

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd October 2007 01:45 PM
    allan, backwards, dying, face.d, free, hope, isle, man, play, scene, smile, time, video, walk, wedding, wife, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,191
    rsser
    3rd October 2007, 01:58 PM Go to last post

  7. Barry and Allan together again.

    Started by munruben, 1st October 2007 10:32 PM
    allan, allans, barry, bought, car, coat, discovered, dollar, door, doors, handing, hanger, ignition, keys, left, locked, luck, lunch, offered, quick, rain, returned, seats, shop, soaking, starting, top, unlock, wet, wire
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,414
    K_S
    2nd October 2007, 04:45 PM Go to last post

  8. For all those shoppers !!

    Started by wheelinround, 2nd October 2007 04:18 PM
    ahead, beautiful, buy, care, chuckled, coffee, condition, corridor, day, dead, doctor, feeling, finished, guilty, hope, husband, husbands, lady, proud, pulling, rest, sale, shop, shoppers, shopping, shops, shouted, town, trip, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,046
    wheelinround
    2nd October 2007, 04:18 PM Go to last post

  9. Cigarette with a difference

    Started by Barry Hicks, 1st October 2007 07:18 PM
    allan, bank, camp, camped, cigarette, commune, creek, difference, drinks, evening, fishing, fizzy, imbibing, john, lights, mate, missed, nameless, nature, overnight, pzzed, remain, replies, sitting, smoke, smoked, trip, wanders, woodie, woodies
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,355
    Allan at Wallan
    2nd October 2007, 02:27 PM Go to last post

  10. Family Tree

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 09:03 PM
    aunt, bay, bird, bouncy, brother, country, cousin, dancing, disco, family, flamin, fruit, gogh, lover, loving, mexican, nephew, niece, poe, positive, psychoanalyst, sister, tang, taught, thinking, travels, tree, uncle, van, winnie
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,273
    Allan at Wallan
    2nd October 2007, 02:11 PM Go to last post

  11. Smile Employment History

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd October 2007 11:43 AM
    12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, doh, employment, flight, game, guess, guessed, heard, history, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, trivia
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,458
    Barry Hicks
    2nd October 2007, 12:24 PM Go to last post

  12. Barry and his diet

    Started by munruben, 1st October 2007 08:04 PM
    amazing, barry, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, kilos, lost, month, nodded, overweight, procedure, regularly, repeat, returned, skip, skipping, terribly, time, weeks
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,390
    Rodgera
    2nd October 2007, 11:49 AM Go to last post

  13. Two retired woodies

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM
    aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,146
    joe greiner
    2nd October 2007, 12:28 AM Go to last post

  14. Another Irish Joke

    Started by Baz, 30th September 2007 05:19 PM
    barking, barking;, bed, dog, door, downstairs, finally, hours, irish, joke, jumps, listening, lying, missus, neighbours, paddy, wife, yard;
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,702
    fenderbelly
    1st October 2007, 06:04 PM Go to last post

  15. A Complaint

    Started by Grunt, 7th July 2007 06:38 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    attention, brought, chains, complaint, day, dignity, drunks, equality, freedom, holding, impression, justice, lies, life, light, makes, nonsense, ozwinner, ozwinners, parrot, pestiferous, pursuit, raise, remove, shell, spread, surrounded, total, true, truth
    • Replies: 33
    • Views: 5,918
    Clinton1
    1st October 2007, 01:59 PM Go to last post

  16. Never mix women with fishing (US style)

    Started by Barry Hicks, 30th September 2007 06:34 PM
    assault, boat, book, charged, day, decides, equipment, fishing, game, informes, left, maam, mix, moment, morning, nap, nice, officer, pulls, reading, restricted, sexual, start, style, touched, true, warden, woman, women, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,146
    Barry Hicks
    30th September 2007, 06:34 PM Go to last post

  17. The Scottish librarian

    Started by Barry Hicks, 29th September 2007 11:29 AM
    ani, books, bring, bugger, day, excuse, glasgow, glasses, guy, harv, librarian, library, miss, prim, scottish, suicide, top, walks, yell
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,279
    scooter
    30th September 2007, 01:25 PM Go to last post

  18. Spider in McDonalds

    Started by munruben, 26th September 2007 11:24 PM
    counter, flies, girl, mac, mcdonalds, spider
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,832
    rapsod
    30th September 2007, 08:32 AM Go to last post

  19. Antique axe

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th September 2007 09:15 PM
    200, allan, antique, axe, dying, genuine, handle, head, hope, keeping, replace, shed, theme, time, times, wood, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,478
    Allan at Wallan
    29th September 2007, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  20. Dietary Supplement

    Started by joe greiner, 20th September 2007 01:48 AM
    cake, chemical, composition, desire, determined, dietary, discovered, exact, form, generic, intimacy, joe, reduces, scientists, supplement, wedding, womans
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,644
    rrich
    29th September 2007, 02:54 PM Go to last post

  21. Juggling driver?

    Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 04:20 PM
    act, blazing, car, cop, couple, doubtful, drinking, driver, driving, flaming, fluid, giving, glad, juggler, juggling, lighter, masterfully, matches, performance, police, quit, slows, starts, stopped, test, torches, watch, wife, wow, yeah
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,191
    rrich
    29th September 2007, 02:50 PM Go to last post

  22. An oldie with tomorrow's twist

    Started by BazzaDLB, 28th September 2007 02:17 PM
    black, caviar, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, howard, hug, john, live, lobster, middle, oldie, people, peter, saint, time, tomorrow, twist, wasteland, yesterday
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,622
    scooter
    28th September 2007, 10:18 PM Go to last post

  23. Supermarket Mother

    Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM
    $127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,262
    Rodgera
    28th September 2007, 07:38 PM Go to last post

  24. Circumcision... At Your Age?

    Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:34 PM
    age, born, circumcision, damn, guys, hospital, sharing, walk
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,045
    Rodgera
    28th September 2007, 07:34 PM Go to last post

  25. Sacked timber worker.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th September 2007 05:48 PM
    allan, boss, cut, cutting, day, door, dying, fencing, hope, lasted, neighbour, posts, sacked, size, started, task, timber, time, wide, worker, worried, yard
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,179
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    28th September 2007, 05:49 PM Go to last post

  26. Ad for fruit pickers

    Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 03:18 PM
    fresh, fruit, girls, night, pick, pickers, produce, unmarried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,035
    wheelinround
    28th September 2007, 03:36 PM Go to last post

  27. Had a date last night.

    Started by munruben, 26th September 2007 07:12 PM
    car, comfortable, date, drive, flame, front, night, replied, stay, straight
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,783
    munruben
    28th September 2007, 02:46 PM Go to last post

  28. Moved: Magic sandals

    Started by fenderbelly, 27th September 2007 10:45 PM
    magic, sandals
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  29. Vacant seat

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2007 10:32 AM
    ago, allan, belonged, booked, couple, crowd, days, died, dying, enjoyed, enjoying, friends, funeral, hope, husband, invited, lady, movie, noticed, replied, seat, shame, time, vacant, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,382
    munruben
    27th September 2007, 05:39 PM Go to last post

  30. Serious Illness

    Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 09:53 AM
    antidote, beer, called, colleagues, completely, controlling, dangerous, electronically, eliminated, forward, friends, friends.if, grocery, hand, illness, infected, jacket, life, nearest, orally, passed, private, purchase, receive, repeatedly, store, system, virus, warning, wine
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,381
    munruben
    27th September 2007, 05:27 PM Go to last post

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