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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Feeling Old

    Started by Rodgera, 27th October 2007 11:51 AM
    alive, brought, compliment, eyes, feeling, granddaughter, grow, hearing, replied, tears, wonderful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,294
    wheelinround
    27th October 2007, 11:58 AM Go to last post

  2. Paint

    Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2007 11:50 AM
    blue, bright, builder, colour, colours, couple, curious, door, front, green, house, lady, laying, light, owned, paint, painted, pete, port, red, supporters, tan, telling, told, turf, up;, woman, worry, yell, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,355
    fenderbelly
    27th October 2007, 11:50 AM Go to last post

  3. Collateral Concerns

    Started by Rodgera, 27th October 2007 09:33 AM
    accompanied, card, collateral, concerns, copy, credit, door, drivers, explained, found, haircut, hairstyle, husband, leave, license, magazine, newsagent, photo, reading, receptionist, replied, swmbo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 995
    Rodgera
    27th October 2007, 09:33 AM Go to last post

  4. Hymn #365

    Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2007 10:02 PM
    #365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hoot, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, suspect, temperance, wine, world
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,417
    munruben
    27th October 2007, 09:32 AM Go to last post

  5. Living Will

    Started by whitewood, 26th October 2007 02:34 PM
    bitch, bottle, computer, dependent, fluids, friend, live, living, machine, night, plug, pull, shes, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, willlast, wine
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,402
    whitewood
    26th October 2007, 02:34 PM Go to last post

  6. The Cat

    Started by nev25, 25th October 2007 03:22 PM
    animals, bowl, cat, concoction, contents, dish, fast, front, hanging, harmed, house, lapped, leave, night, petrol, ran, repulse, return, rid, road, sniff, sniffed, stopped, stray, surprise, times, told, watched, yard, yarn
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,475
    woodcutta
    26th October 2007, 07:26 AM Go to last post

  7. Unscramble for woodworkers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th October 2007 06:20 PM
    allan, decimal, dirty, dormitory, dot, dying, earthquakes, election, eleven, hitler, hope, law, lies, machines, meaning, mother, queer, recount, results, robbo, shake, similar, time, twelve, unscramble, us.oo, watches, woodworkers, words, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,154
    RETIRED
    25th October 2007, 07:24 PM Go to last post

  8. Company Slogans

    Started by Rodgera, 25th October 2007 01:14 PM
    airline, answered, bears, brenda, card, company, correct, credit, difficulty, familiar, fly, friendly, giving, home, joe, john, leave, lesson, mom, skies, slogan, slogans, students, teacher
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 4,050
    fenderbelly
    25th October 2007, 02:01 PM Go to last post

  9. Golfer

    Started by whitewood, 25th October 2007 07:30 AM
    daze, desk, drop, embraced, finally, fridays, golf, golfer, husband, kissed, lack, loneliness, marriage, married, moment, mondays, neglect, passionately, play, quietly, replied, sat, shut, stand, therapist, times, wednesdays, week, wife, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,089
    pawnhead
    25th October 2007, 10:21 AM Go to last post

  10. Sign in office

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2007 10:04 AM
    grave, knocked, office, rut, sign
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,088
    fenderbelly
    25th October 2007, 10:04 AM Go to last post

  11. The Beer Prayer

    Started by fenderbelly, 24th October 2007 08:59 AM
    art, barmen, barrels, beer, bitter, day, deliver, drink, drunk, foamy, forgive, hallowed, hangovers, head, home, incarceration, lager, lead, prayer, spill, spillages, tavern, thine, thy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,205
    munruben
    24th October 2007, 11:31 PM Go to last post

  12. An appealing case

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 08:30 PM
    allan, answered, appeal, appealing, case, child, children, doctor, dying, expecting, father, hope, lady, marrying, news, person, replied, responsible, time, visited, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,187
    Old Croc
    24th October 2007, 11:25 PM Go to last post

  13. Being born

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 08:22 PM
    ahhh, allan, attached, born, complications, dying, hope, life, remember, string, time, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,210
    RETIRED
    24th October 2007, 11:19 PM Go to last post

  14. Wink Aaadd - An Oldie But A Goodie

    Started by Meggles, 21st October 2007 07:13 PM
    aaadd, bills, book, box, car, cheque, coke, day, decide, desk, dining, earlier, flowers, garbage, glasses, goodie, kitchen, left, mail, morning, oldie, realise, remember, remote, set, sill, spill, table, water, window
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,826
    astrid
    24th October 2007, 07:39 PM Go to last post

  15. Smile The Coffin

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2007 02:24 PM
    bathroom, box, broke, broken, bump, chair, chase, coffin, comfy, crash, door, fast, fled, front, grabbed, heard, hinges, home, hop, horror, lad, lock, loud, screech, shot, slumped, started, suddenly, threw, walking
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,530
    astrid
    24th October 2007, 07:29 PM Go to last post

  16. How many?

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 03:53 PM
    allan, bed, bride, counting, couple, dying, edge, hope, lips, minutes, newlywed, pouted, replied, sat, sshhh, time, waiting, woman, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,063
    Calm
    24th October 2007, 04:46 PM Go to last post

  17. This is Brilliant

    Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2007 11:19 AM
    bars, brilliant, cage, crazy, dead, door, dress, excited, fall, fan, flips, flung, gorilla, grabbed, hand, headache, husband, noises, noticing, pink, ripped, shut, skin, slammed, straps, suggested, tear, wake, wearing, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,542
    scooter
    23rd October 2007, 09:09 PM Go to last post

  18. It's My Funeral

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM
    alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,181
    Rodgera
    23rd October 2007, 08:26 PM Go to last post

  19. Y'know,,, Dave!

    Started by pawnhead, 23rd October 2007 02:56 PM
    assembled, attack, balcony, boss, bush, catch, cruise, cruises, dave, doubts, eye, final, fly, frigs, happened, heart, house, implores, leave, masses, paramedics, pope, popes, replies, rome, surrounded, tom, vatican, white, yknow
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,551
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd October 2007, 05:54 PM Go to last post

  20. Moving house - remain "Calm"

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st October 2007 08:36 PM
    ago, allan, calm, carefully, concentrating, couple, david, dropped, dying, excessive, fastidious, floor, gear, giving, hard, hope, house, moving, piece, premises, remain, sawdust, shavings, sweeping, taking, time, weeks, workout.2tsup, workshop, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,393
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd October 2007, 12:23 PM Go to last post

  21. Bar Economics

    Started by Krazee, 22nd October 2007 01:47 AM
    $12, $18, $20, $59, bar, beer, bill, day, dollar, drink, drinks, economics, eighth, fair, free, ninth, owner, paid, pay, savings, seventh, share, sixth, system, tax, taxes, ten, tenth, understand, wealthy
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,913
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd October 2007, 12:22 PM Go to last post

  22. Was getting worried.

    Started by RETIRED, 21st October 2007 09:18 AM
    blokes, bus, drastic, equally, hit, hours.rolleyes, posts, worried
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,949
    Allan at Wallan
    21st October 2007, 08:40 PM Go to last post

  23. Thanks to my wife.

    Started by munruben, 20th October 2007 09:15 PM
    faults, glad, married, thousands, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,369
    Allan at Wallan
    20th October 2007, 10:11 PM Go to last post

  24. Painting the walls

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th October 2007 03:13 PM
    allan, barry, barrys, clothes, coats, day, decked, door, dying, hope, hot, house, instructions, mate, neighbour, paint, painting, ready, replied, results, stated, time, walls, wearing, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,357
    munruben
    19th October 2007, 03:19 PM Go to last post

  25. On the town.

    Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:35 PM
    allan, backward, barstool, drinking, floor, lay, lurched, motionless, stop, suddenly, town, wheelin
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,392
    Allan at Wallan
    19th October 2007, 03:05 PM Go to last post

  26. How to sex Flies

    Started by QbnDusty, 18th October 2007 07:44 PM
    beer, earth, easy, females, flies, fly, home, house, husband, killed, killing, males, replied, sex, shopping, swatter, telephone, walking, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,408
    QbnDusty
    18th October 2007, 07:44 PM Go to last post

  27. Guy from Wallan in the city

    Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:31 PM
    city, dollar, drunk, exclaims, guy, kilos, lost, meter, needle, parking, stares, stopped, walks, wallan
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,572
    Allan at Wallan
    18th October 2007, 04:18 PM Go to last post

  28. Young again

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2007 04:13 PM
    allan, answered, baby, barry, bottle, chemist, chemists, cos, displayed, dying, enquired, feel, hope, john, minutes, pants, passing, restorer, shop, swig, time, told, wet, window, worried, young, youth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,548
    Allan at Wallan
    18th October 2007, 04:13 PM Go to last post

  29. Twins in the pub

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th October 2007 12:01 AM
    allan, bloke, brothers, constantly, decided, drinker, dying, eyes, freely, hey, hope, imbibing, looked, mate, misery, munruben, pub, replied, rubbing, squinting, time, twin, twins, walked, wear, worried, worse
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,691
    Allan at Wallan
    18th October 2007, 04:07 PM Go to last post

  30. Visit to the doctors

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:13 PM
    115, 140, basic, blood, checks, doctor, doctors, fat, foot, height, items, measures, nurse, physical, pressure, scale, screams, short, slender, starts, takes, tall, tells, visit, weigh, weight, woman, yearly
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,402
    fenderbelly
    18th October 2007, 03:13 PM Go to last post

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