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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
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    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 72,114
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 116,715
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 215,712
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Ray, Barry and Allan

    Started by munruben, 15th March 2008 02:59 PM
    allan, allen, andrew, andrews, barry, born, called, day, george, georges, named, names, pancake, ray, son, sons, talking
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,171
    15th March 2008, 04:34 PM Go to last post
  2. Truly mans best friend

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th March 2008 03:46 PM
    friend, lol, mans, moved
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,145
    15th March 2008, 03:58 PM Go to last post
  3. computer dating

    Started by fenderbelly, 15th March 2008 02:17 PM
    agency, appallingly, arrived, bald, computer, computer-matched, date, dating, deaf, dressed, fat, horrified, hygiene, introduction, kidding, meet, personal, short, whisper, whispered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,106
    15th March 2008, 02:17 PM Go to last post
  4. Food Poisoning Worry

    Started by Barry Hicks, 15th March 2008 06:36 AM
    addressing, ago, allan, cake, dangerous, disastrous, doctor, drinking, eat, eating, food, front, germs, grief, hand, killed, material, meat, poisoning, quiet, raises, red, row, sitting, softly, stomachs, suffering, water, wedding, worry
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,261
    15th March 2008, 11:59 AM Go to last post
  5. Mum Knows All

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th March 2008 12:22 AM
    bed, days, dear, dinner, doubt, e-mail, email, flat, found, frying, house, love, mate, mates, missing, mother, mum, pan, peter, read, received, relationship, remains, sat, simon, sleep, sleeping, son, suspicious, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,071
    15th March 2008, 12:22 AM Go to last post
  6. Busted

    Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 04:22 PM
    approaches, bigger, busted, chauffeur, chief, cop, dear, drive, driver, exclaimed, god, gonna, hear, holiness, license, limo, loaded, lose, luggage, makes, mayor, moans, motorcycle, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, sirens, takes, window
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,360
    14th March 2008, 07:35 PM Go to last post
  7. new meanings

    Started by underfoot, 14th March 2008 04:30 PM
    apon, balderdash, coffee, coughed, drunk, emergency, esplanade, exam, explain, flatulence, hairline, humerous, meanings, picks, question, rapidly, receding, roller, run, steam, testicle, vehicle, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,054
    14th March 2008, 04:36 PM Go to last post
  8. Whopping big fish

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th March 2008 11:55 AM
    absolute, allan, big, calendar, carry, caught, fish, fishing, heavy, home, impressive, kmart, months, photo, processor, ray, recently, scales, stole, whopper, whopping
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,270
    14th March 2008, 03:59 PM Go to last post
  9. Helping Hand

    Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 03:58 PM
    300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, hand, helped, helping, husband, loud, morning, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,134
    14th March 2008, 03:58 PM Go to last post
  10. mans best friend

    Started by rat52, 14th March 2008 08:56 AM
    boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, mans, simple, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,106
    14th March 2008, 01:00 PM Go to last post
  11. Behind everyman

    Started by wheelinround, 13th March 2008 02:49 PM
    afghan, afghani, afghanistan, approached, change, conflict, custom, desperately, everyman, eyes, gender, happy, hesitation, husbands, kabul, land, looked, maintain, mines, miss, moral, roles, smart, story, straight, vantage, walk, walters, woman, women
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,267
    14th March 2008, 10:58 AM Go to last post
  12. tools

    Started by Elbow, 14th March 2008 09:54 AM
    bar, bolt, commonly, convert, cutting, drill, electric, gloves, hacksaw, hammer, hand, handle, handy, heads, holes, inside, jack, jobs, metal, palm, phillips, pliers, power, pry, round, screwdriver, short, tool, tools, welding
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,257
    14th March 2008, 09:54 AM Go to last post
  13. John the cannibal

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 05:21 PM
    allan, answered, arrived, calendar, cannibal, centre, checkup, delicious, home, john, medical, months, munruben, persuaded, psychiatrist, stole, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,095
    13th March 2008, 11:26 PM Go to last post
  14. Barry's dilemna

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 05:35 PM
    added, allan, barry, barrys, calendar, chemist, complained, constipated, container, day, details, dilemna, fifteen, forgot, front, gate, head, home, house, lived, months, pink, powder, replied, stole, toilet, told, train, travel, yards
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,050
    13th March 2008, 09:14 PM Go to last post
  15. Say What?

    Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2008 05:07 PM
    actress, alan, article, attractive, beautiful, biggest, breakfast, common, dear, fairly, football, jerks, knowledge, lack, low, marlene, marry, morning, paper, player, primarily, question, reading, replies, sitting, table, understand, usual, wife, wives
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,215
    13th March 2008, 07:44 PM Go to last post
  16. The Cowboy Boots

    Started by GourmetSaint, 13th March 2008 02:07 PM
    authentic, bert, boots, bought, buys, couple, cowboy, elderly, furious, hanging, hat, home, house, louder, margaret, married, nope, notice, proudly, replies, sale, shoulda, time, tomorrow, walking, walks, wears, wife, yells, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,353
    13th March 2008, 02:07 PM Go to last post
  17. Don't Drink Tea!

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th March 2008 12:29 PM
    2y.o, allan, brought, cup, cups, dad, daughter, drank, drink, home, lots, mum, obvious, occur, plain, praise, reach, relish, set, tea, toilet, watched, water, wife, woodies, y.o, yummy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,365
    13th March 2008, 01:49 PM Go to last post
  18. Crook back

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 01:03 PM
    allan, ambulance, assured, attended, bmw, calendar, car, couple, crook, explain, extricate, fireman, firemen, happened, hell, husband, jaws, life, mans, months, replied, seized, sobbing, staff, stole, suddenly, tools, top, uncontrollably, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,255
    13th March 2008, 01:26 PM Go to last post
  19. He's in bed

    Started by Rodgera, 12th March 2008 10:29 PM
    bed, boy, commendable, god, mother, night, prayers, precocious, rabbi, replied, six-year-old
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 933
    12th March 2008, 10:29 PM Go to last post
  20. Hospital visit

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th March 2008 07:29 PM
    allan, calendar, call, club, days, depends, discussing, funny, home, hospital, humour, lack, months, sense, stole, times, visit, wednesday, wife, wives, woodworking
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,404
    12th March 2008, 05:55 PM Go to last post
  21. New Office Slang

    Started by wheelinround, 11th March 2008 05:09 PM
    atm, betamaxed, boss, cgi, chips, computer, couldn’t, cube, day, describe, farm, hard-core, he’s, information, it’s, job, key, marriage, mouse, office, one’s, online, people, person, slang, squirt, strip, time, web, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,401
    11th March 2008, 11:08 PM Go to last post
  22. Caption required

    Started by wayfarer, 10th March 2008 09:35 PM
    caption, care, explain, move, required, tired, view, youtube
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,435
    11th March 2008, 05:06 PM Go to last post
  23. A Hilary Voter

    Started by watson, 5th March 2008 08:48 PM
    ago, hilary, mates, voter, week, weird
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,237
    10th March 2008, 01:15 PM Go to last post
  24. Secret Service

    Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2008 07:31 AM
    army, christmas, church, coming, day, door, easter, friend, front, grabbed, hand, hands, join, lord, pastor, preacher, pulled, questioned, secret, service, shake, standing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,178
    9th March 2008, 07:31 AM Go to last post
  25. Furniture remodeller

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2008 11:55 AM
    allan, bit, blue, calendar, dance, evening, floor, furniture, heaps, hotel, john, left, lunch, months, munruben, nahhh, night, party, preparing, publican, remodeller, replied, sawdust, stole
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,128
    9th March 2008, 12:32 AM Go to last post
  26. Good kisser

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2008 11:51 AM
    allan, blow, calendar, delightful, football, footballs, good, hinchinbrook, hint, hospital, kiss, kissed, kisser, learn, leaving, local, months, nurse, passion, ray, replied, short, slight, stay, stole, team
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,321
    9th March 2008, 12:22 AM Go to last post
  27. Optimist and Pessimist

    Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 02:21 PM
    agree, boat, continual, day, decided, discussion, dog, duck, found, friend, friends, hunting, immediately, lake, looked, middle, optimist, owned, pessimist, pessimistic, plan, replied, retrieved, shot, swim, thinking, topic, walk, walked, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 979
    8th March 2008, 02:21 PM Go to last post
  28. Soccer scores

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2008 12:00 PM
    0-0, 78th, allan, arrive, barry, barrys, calendar, car, game, match, mate, mates, minute, missed, months, recently, replied, score, scores, soccer, stole
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 990
    8th March 2008, 12:00 PM Go to last post
  29. Long Trip

    Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 08:00 AM
    arrived, bad, called, car, complained, couple, distance, elderly, finally, finishing, fussed, glasses, hat, highway, left, long, lunch, meal, miss, munruben, restaurant, retrieve, roadside, stopped, table, travel, trip, wife, woman, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,102
    8th March 2008, 11:46 AM Go to last post
  30. Man's Best Friend - The Proof

    Started by Barry Hicks, 8th March 2008 09:51 AM
    boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, man, mans, proof, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 937
    8th March 2008, 11:44 AM Go to last post

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