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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Blonde joke

    Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:19 AM
    allan, blonde, blondes, blue, color, contractor, crew, curious, finally, green, job, joke, laying, painter, painting, pale, replied, rose, soft, speaking, street, turf, walked, warm, window, woman, wrote, yelled, yelling, yellow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,059
    Elbow
    4th April 2008, 09:19 AM Go to last post

  2. A few children's books

    Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:15 AM
    allan, anatomy, book, books, children, childrens, crying, curious, daddy, eating, eggs, fly, games, hamster, hell, hide, human, kicking, kittens, microwave, mommy, neat, paper, pop, pop-up, school, sissy, snitched, toilet, whining
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,155
    Elbow
    4th April 2008, 09:15 AM Go to last post

  3. Anger Management

    Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:12 AM
    allan, anger, bowl, clean, control, fight, mad, management, toilet, toothbrusho, wallan, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 954
    Elbow
    4th April 2008, 09:12 AM Go to last post

  4. Consultants

    Started by joe greiner, 3rd April 2008 08:09 PM
    consultants, joe
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 963
    watson
    3rd April 2008, 08:14 PM Go to last post

  5. Paint

    Started by joe greiner, 3rd April 2008 08:10 PM
    joe, paint
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 948
    joe greiner
    3rd April 2008, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  6. Helicopter down

    Started by munruben, 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM
    answered, cottage, dae, door, emergency, finally, flying, forced, hae, head, helicopter, island, knocked, landing, lost, luckily, macardle, mackay, mechanic, nae, nearby, pilot, power, remote, road, scottish, scratched, walked, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,216
    munruben
    3rd April 2008, 10:10 AM Go to last post

  7. Barry's Hair Cut

    Started by wheelinround, 3rd April 2008 09:54 AM
    barry, buzz, cents, checked, clerk, cut, fifteen, futuristic, hair, haircut, hands, head, inserted, looked, machine, manicured, perfectly, pulled, read, salesman, service, sign, slot, spin, started, stuck, trembling, unzipped, withdraw, wives
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,083
    wheelinround
    3rd April 2008, 09:54 AM Go to last post

  8. Wheelin shows Allan around.

    Started by munruben, 2nd April 2008 07:12 PM
    allan, asylum, biggest, building, buildings, fine, hundred, local, lunatic, shows, size, surprised, times, town, wallan, wheelin, wheelinround
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,136
    wheelinround
    3rd April 2008, 08:07 AM Go to last post

  9. Murpys epitaph

    Started by munruben, 2nd April 2008 07:17 PM
    beneath, buried, epitaph, lies, life, lived, murphy, murpys, reilly, stone
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 975
    wheelinround
    3rd April 2008, 07:46 AM Go to last post

  10. Silkworms

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:36 PM
    allan, calendar, fancied, female, male, months, pursued, silkworm, silkworms, stole, tie, weeks
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,006
    Calm
    2nd April 2008, 08:24 PM Go to last post

  11. Barry the salesman

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM
    allan, answered, barry, bit, bucket, calendar, cleaner, dirt, door, eat, electricity, front, home, job, lady, minute, months, pepper, personally, replied, salesman, salt, started, stole, strode, taste, threw, vacuum, week, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,174
    Allan at Wallan
    2nd April 2008, 07:51 PM Go to last post

  12. Getting even

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:33 PM
    allan, calendar, crossing, dog, lawn, months, sprinkler, stole, tree
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 853
    Allan at Wallan
    2nd April 2008, 07:33 PM Go to last post

  13. One for Barry

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 04:07 PM
    2cv, allan, alleged, barry, calendar, citroen, difference, door, jehovahs, months, shut, slinging, stole, vehicle, witness
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,322
    Allan at Wallan
    2nd April 2008, 10:36 AM Go to last post

  14. Car accident

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 03:20 PM
    accident, allan, approached, arm, calendar, car, concerned, driver, drivers, entire, found, looked, mercedes, months, policeman, poor, ripped, rolex, scene, sir, stole, taking, yelled, yuppie
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,669
    malb
    1st April 2008, 09:29 PM Go to last post

  15. The End Is Near

    Started by Rodgera, 1st April 2008 08:28 PM
    bridge, car, clergyman, curve, driver, end, heard, hold, holding, late, leave, local, nuts, passing, pastor, planned, priest, religious, road, sign, sped, splash, stood, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,126
    Rodgera
    1st April 2008, 08:28 PM Go to last post

  16. Doctors call

    Started by munruben, 31st March 2008 10:59 PM
    arrived, biopsy, doctor, doctors, dreadful, drop, expensive, frankly, home, husband, husbands, james, jones, lady, medicare, middle, pay, people, positive, questioned, recommend, saint, sleep, speaking, supposed, test, tested, tests, time, town
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,221
    Outbackrr
    1st April 2008, 08:19 PM Go to last post

  17. Police dog

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 02:49 PM
    allan, bilingual, calendar, completing, condition, difficulty, dog, firstly, highly, interview, john, looked, meow, months, munruben, obstacle, officer, physical, police, poodle, qualified, romped, station, stole, stress, test, testing, tests, type, vacancy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,594
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    1st April 2008, 07:50 PM Go to last post

  18. Apologes to the Blondes!!!!!Blonde Jokes

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st April 2008 05:22 PM
    1/2, 108, 911, apologes, blonde, blondesblonde, box, button, car, days, december, duh, eleven, fit, front, hour, house, instructions, joke, jokes, mail, phone, ready, shut, slammed, stupid, turkey, water, weigh, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,400
    fenderbelly
    1st April 2008, 05:22 PM Go to last post

  19. Blonde Volkswagon drivers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 04:01 PM
    allan, blonde, calendar, carpark, drivers, friend, investigation, mine, months, motor, replied, spare, started, stole, supermarket, tells, volkswagon, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,192
    Allan at Wallan
    1st April 2008, 04:01 PM Go to last post

  20. Fishing around

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 03:51 PM
    allan, amazed, barry, boat, bottom, calendar, caught, day, exact, fish, fishing, gee, hired, makes, months, paint, ray, replied, return, spot, stole, stupid, successful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,301
    Allan at Wallan
    1st April 2008, 03:51 PM Go to last post

  21. Divorce

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:34 PM
    60th, allan, answered, birthday, calendar, darling, divorce, door, gift, months, neighbour, planning, spend, stole, tomorrow, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,144
    graemet
    31st March 2008, 09:04 PM Go to last post

  22. No Sex Since 1955

    Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM
    1955, 2130, action, bare, breath, chill, conversation, glancing, hope, lady, leaned, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, panting, private, proceeded, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wow, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,468
    echnidna
    31st March 2008, 02:54 PM Go to last post

  23. Supermarket shopping

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:39 PM
    allan, calendar, carpark, john, lady, local, male, months, munruben, nearby, past, replied, shopping, stole, supermarket, trolley, typical, walked, walking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,039
    Barry Hicks
    31st March 2008, 02:50 PM Go to last post

  24. Why John started Woodworking

    Started by Calm, 31st March 2008 02:41 PM
    ball, bride, clubs, cows, dear, decided, fence, finaly, game, golf, john, lathes, lifted, lovely, machinery, neck, removed, routers, safer, saws, spot, spotted, started, tail, tails, teed, walked, white, wife, woodworking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,043
    Calm
    31st March 2008, 02:41 PM Go to last post

  25. Barry's grandson

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:07 PM
    allan, barry, barrys, breakfast, calendar, delighted, dry, grandson, heard, hugged, life, months, overjoyed, replied, sat, start, stole, table, till, toast, wife, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,126
    Allan at Wallan
    31st March 2008, 02:07 PM Go to last post

  26. Bed bugs

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2008 08:39 PM
    allan, bed, bugs, calendar, found, hospital, married, months, plan, recently, sheet, spring, stole, whilst
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,492
    Rodgera
    31st March 2008, 11:16 AM Go to last post

  27. Allan The Tappet-head

    Started by Barry Hicks, 31st March 2008 10:31 AM
    100, 2cv, allan, attention, bout, caught, chase, citroen, cop, eventually, feeling, fired, frisky, hospital, i.d, laps, metres, nurses, police, received, replied, souped-up, tappet-head, tappethead, town, wallan
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,078
    Barry Hicks
    31st March 2008, 10:31 AM Go to last post

  28. Wheelin and the doctor

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2008 08:53 PM
    accidentally, allan, calendar, cents, change, doctor, months, ray, replied, stole, swallowed, twenty-five, wheelin
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,161
    wheelinround
    31st March 2008, 08:40 AM Go to last post

  29. Local collection

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2008 08:56 PM
    allan, arrived, ballarat, calendar, calm, collection, david, davids, donations, door, front, giving, glass, house, local, months, obliged, pool, stole, swimming, water, youngsters
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,345
    Allan at Wallan
    30th March 2008, 09:07 PM Go to last post

  30. John's visit to Barry

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2008 08:49 PM
    allan, barry, calendar, commented, dog, eating, eyes, invited, john, johns, likes, meal, minutes, months, plate, replied, stay, stole, visit, visiting
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,255
    echnidna
    30th March 2008, 08:59 PM Go to last post

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