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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,576
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Viagra -The Wonder Drug

    Started by Barry Hicks, 10th May 2008 06:23 AM
    $10, $100, $110, bottle, cabinet, called, dad;, drug, expensive, found, kids, leave, medicine, mexican, money, morning, mother, overnight, pill, pillow, pills, replied, son, sons, strong, told, viagra, visiting, wife, woodie
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,446
    Barry Hicks
    10th May 2008, 06:23 AM Go to last post

  2. Allan and His Dry Town

    Started by wheelinround, 9th May 2008 01:03 PM
    actions, allan, appears, bar, believes, building, buildings, church, congregation, connection, court, demise, denied, direct, dry, entire, hearing, indirect, judge, local, means, owner, paperwork, prayer, reply, responsibility, started, tavern, town, vehemently
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,613
    Allan at Wallan
    9th May 2008, 08:13 PM Go to last post

  3. Self expression

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th May 2008 11:16 AM
    africa, allan, anthropologists, australia, beating, call, clicks, clubs, cries, custom, expression, form, golf, ground, mouse, native, primitive, self-expression, spine-chilling, teach, tribes, uttering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,440
    Allan at Wallan
    9th May 2008, 11:16 AM Go to last post

  4. Drop dead poker

    Started by Rodgera, 8th May 2008 03:21 PM
    $500, answers, bad, cards, dead, discreet, discretion, door, drop, fallen, gentlemen, hollers, house, husband, knocks, leave, loser, lost, meet, middle, playing, poker, respect, rippington, situation, smith, table, walks, wife, worse
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,831
    Ozkaban
    9th May 2008, 08:44 AM Go to last post

  5. Perfect

    Started by nev25, 9th May 2008 01:36 AM
    accident, answer, car, caravan, children, christmas, claus, couple, driving, eve, existed, explains, illustrates, joke, listen., perfect, question, reading, road, santa, scroll, scrolling, shes, stop, survived, survivor, toys, winding, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,470
    nev25
    9th May 2008, 01:36 AM Go to last post

  6. Frequent Flyer

    Started by Rodgera, 8th May 2008 03:02 PM
    air, bunnings, card, cashier, dubbo, flyer, frequent, front, lady, line-up, lives, miles, overheard, replied, son, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,192
    Rodgera
    8th May 2008, 03:02 PM Go to last post

  7. Amos.

    Started by munruben, 8th May 2008 02:18 PM
    alma, amos, arrived, astounded, bling, conjugal, demanded, department, doctor, eventually, expensive, finally, gold, gots, home, impotent, impotent.”, impotent’, i’se, persuaded, shoes, suit, thinking, three-piece, trouble, watch, you’re, ‘doc, “amos
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,593
    Groggy
    8th May 2008, 02:28 PM Go to last post

  8. Birth of first child

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th May 2008 01:52 PM
    allan, birth, calendar, child, desk, gently, glass, glasses, head, home, hospital, husband, magnifying, months, navel, obstetrician, pregnant, pressed, question, questions, read, rubber, stamp, stamping, stole, time, visiting, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,466
    Allan at Wallan
    8th May 2008, 01:52 PM Go to last post

  9. The Truth About Ageing

    Started by Barry Hicks, 8th May 2008 08:52 AM
    60+, afternoon, age, ageing, basement, busy, car, common, finish, forget, handy, live, memory, menopause, olds, parked, parking, people, pregnant, retrieving, short, sleep, soundly, storing, term, tools, truth, valet, valets, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,879
    Ozkaban
    8th May 2008, 11:00 AM Go to last post

  10. right words

    Started by Elbow, 6th May 2008 12:04 PM
    a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, clean, coffee, darling, drunk, eating, eye, happened, home, hot, huge, jack, jillian, kitchen, love, mirror, morning, newspaper, party, perfect, red, rose, son, steaming, stumbles, table, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,301
    Allan at Wallan
    7th May 2008, 08:38 PM Go to last post

  11. Book lovers take note.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th May 2008 09:06 PM
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    allan, australia, bart, beaches, bearer, beer, book, butts, calendar, crowdid, ender, fail, forum, france, frances, funeral, jokes, lovers, months, note, opportunity, paul, polly, prepare, queensland, response, serve, seymour, stole, threads
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 3,102
    Allan at Wallan
    7th May 2008, 08:36 PM Go to last post

  12. Quick Thinking

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th May 2008 03:14 PM
    $50, allan, allans, bank, brandishing, cash, customers, day, fourth, gang, guns, hand, lined, owe, pressed, proceeded, quick, relieve, robbers, rodgera, rushed, standing, taking, tellers, thinking, valuables, wallets, whispered
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,376
    Ozkaban
    7th May 2008, 03:49 PM Go to last post

  13. Expensive Car

    Started by Ozkaban, 7th May 2008 12:05 PM
    b.b, blues, board, button, car, classic, classical, computer, dealer, demonstrates, drives, expensive, fills, finally, front, garth, guy, hooked, john, king, laws, paganini, plays, press, radio, red, salesman, screams, sounds, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,716
    Barry Hicks
    7th May 2008, 03:17 PM Go to last post

  14. Proper Narrative Descriptions

    Started by Ozkaban, 7th May 2008 10:20 AM
    altered, art, assuming, cancel, car, christmas, crash, deceleration, descriptions, drug, glow, hazmat, highly, include, mental, narrative, patients, persons, phrases, playing, professionals, proper, records, result, syndrome, teams, temperature, terminal, trained, worms
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,565
    Ozkaban
    7th May 2008, 10:20 AM Go to last post

  15. San Francisco Man Becomes First American To Grasp Significance Of Irony

    Started by Ozkaban, 6th May 2008 11:58 AM
    aged, american, burned, children, concept, cool, francisco, friends, fullmer, future, grasp, grilling, grips, guy, intended, irony, man, married, month, offence, planned, pretty, real, san, significance, steaks, time, weather, weekend, [no
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,307
    switt775
    7th May 2008, 09:22 AM Go to last post

  16. Blonde Joke

    Started by Claw Hama, 6th May 2008 11:46 PM
    arm, blonde, body, broken, complained, cried, doctor, examination, finger, found, here;, hurts, joke, press, pressed, touching
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,342
    Batpig
    7th May 2008, 08:31 AM Go to last post

  17. Fast Car puzzle

    Started by Ozkaban, 6th May 2008 03:56 PM
    18-20, answer, car, click, constant, dangerous, drag, driving, drop, engine, fast, fire, front, galloping, ground, highly, horse, inches, left, level, merry-go-round, mouse, overtake, puzzle, safely, situation, speed, star, travelling, zebra
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,435
    Batpig
    6th May 2008, 08:23 PM Go to last post

  18. Definitions

    Started by Ozkaban, 6th May 2008 12:24 PM
    bit, bought, client, coat, committee, computer, crazy, definitions, determine, grapes, hair, hangers, hangover, hardware, honest, insane, larval, meaning, nuts, people, politics, poly, recursion, remembers, selfishness, stage, system, ticks, words, wrath
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,461
    Batpig
    6th May 2008, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  19. Hospital Chart Bloopers

    Started by Barry Hicks, 6th May 2008 07:29 AM
    1993, alert, alive, anorexia, appearing, appears, bloopers, breakfast, chart, constantly, crying, day, decrepit, depressed, discharge, forgetful, healthy, hospital, left, lunch, male, mentally, numb, patient, permission, status, tearful, toes, waffles, y.o
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,305
    Barry Hicks
    6th May 2008, 07:29 AM Go to last post

  20. Other Irish logic

    Started by Claw Hama, 5th May 2008 10:30 PM
    god, invent, irish, logic, rule, whiskey, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,276
    Claw Hama
    5th May 2008, 10:30 PM Go to last post

  21. Irish logic

    Started by wheelinround, 5th May 2008 04:34 PM
    aye, care, couple, day, dead, father, front, irish, jackass, jones, kin, lads, lawn, logic, lying, matter, moment, notify, obliged, omalley, people, replied, send, sergeant, smirk, texas, tis, true, wit, yer
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,483
    Claw Hama
    5th May 2008, 09:38 PM Go to last post

  22. Never take men shopping against their will

    Started by WoodJunky, 5th May 2008 06:58 PM
    clerk, december, department, door, fenton, floor, hey, house, husband, july, k-mart, looked, loudly, mart, men, mirror, nose, october, people, pick, picked, screamed, security, september, set, shopping, store, told, wares, yelled
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,640
    DavidG
    5th May 2008, 09:08 PM Go to last post

  23. Value for money the Aussie way

    Started by wheelinround, 4th May 2008 11:10 AM
    2007, 900, aussie, australian, australians, average, beer, bloody, drink, found, gallon, gallons, means, miles, money, study, that2tsup, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,474
    Allan at Wallan
    5th May 2008, 08:59 PM Go to last post

  24. Medical Breakthrough

    Started by Barry Hicks, 5th May 2008 10:02 AM
    benefit, blood, breakthrough, chicken, cocky, found, human, lay, medical, patients, receiving, scientists, transfusions, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,812
    Allan at Wallan
    5th May 2008, 08:56 PM Go to last post

  25. A note from son at school

    Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2008 02:21 PM
    $chool, $end, $on, $tudying, $tuff, astronomy, busy, card, dad, dear, economics, forget, friend$, hard, hear, honor, ju$t, knowledge, lot$, love, noble, note, oceanography, pursuit, reply, school, son, student, study, task
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,255
    Wongo
    5th May 2008, 02:49 PM Go to last post

  26. Talking Irish Diet

    Started by Charleville, 4th May 2008 07:45 PM
    3rd, 60lbs, 72743, ????in, amazing, dat, day, days, ddddd, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, irish, irishman, jaesuz, lost, nodded, overweight, regularly, repeat, shocked, skip, skippin, taut, terribly
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,472
    tea lady
    5th May 2008, 12:03 AM Go to last post

  27. Wolf whistling Barry

    Started by munruben, 4th May 2008 11:29 PM
    barry, cars, chase, dogs, door, drive, front, sitting, step, whistling, wife, wolf, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,097
    munruben
    4th May 2008, 11:29 PM Go to last post

  28. With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings

    Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 11:08 AM
    apologies, bed, blokes, breath, call, calling, e-mail, feelings, folder, gasping, handcuffed, helps, hold, hurt, husband, instruction, lord, mail, manuals, pillow, pray, reading, remember, rename, shirt, sitting, toilet, trustworthy, whistle, wipe
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,294
    Claw Hama
    3rd May 2008, 12:48 PM Go to last post

  29. Oh Nuuurrrrsse!

    Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 01:34 PM
    assholes, bank, beat, check, flabbergasted, looked, missing, nurse, nuuurrrrsse, pen, preparing, pulled, purse, rectal-thermometer, teller, walked, write
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,175
    tea lady
    3rd May 2008, 11:56 AM Go to last post

  30. Married Life

    Started by WoodJunky, 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM
    batman, beer, bodice, control, dinner, engaged, eyes, grabbed, hey, husband, kids, leather, life, love, married, mask, mega, mistress, mothers, night, office, raincoat, ready, sex, stay, stilettos, super, wearing, wild, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,261
    WoodJunky
    2nd May 2008, 11:15 PM Go to last post

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