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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,577
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Ray the painter

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2008 04:35 PM
    absolutely, allan, barry, clicks, clothing, coats, death, decided, dropped, fast, instructions, jacket, lounge, mouse, paint, painter, painting, parka, perspiring, raincoat, ray, replied, start, teach, wearing, wore
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,369
    wheelinround
    6th June 2008, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. For the Dudes at private schools

    Started by Rodgera, 5th June 2008 01:08 AM
    academic, announces, answer, arrives, body, chance, coaching, college, crucial, day, days, deep, documentation, dudes, entire, examinatin, faculty, night, player, private, professor, public, schools, shouts, stands, star, student, support, team, test
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,258
    joe greiner
    5th June 2008, 11:58 PM Go to last post

  3. marriage counselling can work!

    Started by damian, 5th June 2008 03:35 PM
    answered, collecting, counselling, drop, dunno, elderly, finally, fish, flipping, fridays, gown, husband, lady, marriage, moment, mondays, night-gown, relate, replied, sat, silently, soup, supersex, therapist, walked, wednesdays, week, wheelchair, wife, work
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,396
    Barry Hicks
    5th June 2008, 06:46 PM Go to last post

  4. Woodturner's dilemna

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd June 2008 04:42 PM
    absolutely, allan, car, chance, chisel, clicks, club, dilemna, drive, driving, hitchhiking, home, mates, mouse, passenger, petrified, returns, risk, session, skew, stand, teach, thrown, till, tonight, unaware, wait, walk, woodturner, woodturning
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,046
    tea lady
    5th June 2008, 06:31 PM Go to last post

  5. Dating Dinosaur Bones

    Started by Rodgera, 5th June 2008 01:57 PM
    age, ago, answers, bones, chicago, dating, dinosaur, exact, guard, half, history, marveling, million, months, museum, natural, precisely, replies, started, tourist, tourists
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,621
    Rodgera
    5th June 2008, 01:57 PM Go to last post

  6. Irish receptionist

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:14 PM
    allan, answered, bath, clicks, decided, difference, holidays, irish, mouse, night, pub, ray, receptionist, shower, stand, stay, teach
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,501
    wheelinround
    5th June 2008, 12:52 PM Go to last post

  7. My last argument

    Started by Timmo, 4th June 2008 10:24 PM
    apparently, argument, dust, fault, replied, t.v, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,380
    Allan at Wallan
    5th June 2008, 10:08 AM Go to last post

  8. One good turn

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:10 PM
    allan, barry, called, clicks, close, collision, driveway, good, hand, idiot, indicators, john, kph, mouse, munruben, replied, resulted, signal, steady, street, teach, tootling, travelling, turn, warning
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,359
    Barry Hicks
    5th June 2008, 08:56 AM Go to last post

  9. What's in a name

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd June 2008 01:49 PM
    late, married, miss, realise
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,069
    malb
    4th June 2008, 11:12 PM Go to last post

  10. Holiday woes

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:01 PM
    allan, annual, bloke, boss, chap, clicks, holiday, holidays, married, mouse, replied, returning, spoil, teach, weeks, woes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,085
    Allan at Wallan
    4th June 2008, 10:01 PM Go to last post

  11. Alan and Barry in Africa

    Started by munruben, 4th June 2008 11:33 AM
    africa, african, alan, bag, barry, boots, camera, chasing, closer, crept, desert, dropped, filming, gradually, growling, lions, moving, nikes, noticed, outrun, pair, plains, pride, pulled, starts, taking
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,039
    Groggy
    4th June 2008, 06:24 PM Go to last post

  12. Things That Are Difficult To Say When....

    Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd June 2008 06:01 PM
    attempt, booze, car, coordination, dance, difficult, disorder, downright, drunk, fighting, fool, hate, home, impossible, innovative, married, morning, nearest, nope, park, passive-aggressive, pee, preliminary, proliferation, refuse, road, specificity, things, toilet, type
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,933
    Barry Hicks
    4th June 2008, 06:18 PM Go to last post

  13. Dear Tide.....

    Started by Barry Hicks, 4th June 2008 08:31 AM
    50s, bad, bag, blouse, called, considered, dear, detectives, disappearence, dna, hefty, husband, lawyer, menapause, murder, neck, negative, people, product, relief, satisfaction, stains, started, suspect, tests, tide, told, white, write, yesterday
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,576
    woodcutta
    4th June 2008, 03:44 PM Go to last post

  14. Laws of Cat Physics

    Started by Rodgera, 4th June 2008 11:32 AM
    bag/box, bags, boxes, cat, cats, composed, composition, desire, earliest, energy, escape, flows, furniture, heat, land, law, laws, matter, nanosecond, occupancy, physics, pill, reach, replacement, rest, scratch, space, time, undiscovered, velocity
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,685
    Barry Hicks
    4th June 2008, 03:23 PM Go to last post

  15. A Simple Explanation of Baseball

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd June 2008 11:40 AM
    baseball, coming, count, equal, explanation, game, ins, outs, played, players, sends, simple, team, teams, time, times, wins
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,869
    wheelinround
    3rd June 2008, 06:12 PM Go to last post

  16. Blind date

    Started by munruben, 2nd June 2008 11:11 PM
    85-year-old, 90-year-old, answered, blind, date, daughter, daughters, dead, fresh, happened, house, mother, night, returned, slap, times, upset, widow
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,508
    Allan at Wallan
    3rd June 2008, 04:32 PM Go to last post

  17. The last word

    Started by munruben, 3rd June 2008 11:15 AM
    angrily, argument, buried, dance, day, grave, hope, law, mother, sea, word
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,186
    wheelinround
    3rd June 2008, 11:25 AM Go to last post

  18. Men Do Remember Anniversaries

    Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:19 PM
    anniversaries, car, caring, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, lowering, men, night, pauses, remember, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wipes, words
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,404
    AlexS
    2nd June 2008, 01:17 PM Go to last post

  19. Fingers

    Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM
    2008, accidentally, avin, bring, cork, corks, cut, dem, doctor, emergency, fingers, hell, hospital, incredible, jesus, kinds, looked, lord, microsurgery, paddy, pick, plant, processing, spose, techniques, tunderin, wes, whadda, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,337
    fenderbelly
    2nd June 2008, 12:26 PM Go to last post

  20. Job Interview

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2008 08:12 AM
    company, conversation, dead, executive, interview, interviewing, job, learn, living, personality, position, quickly, responded, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,382
    Batpig
    2nd June 2008, 11:21 AM Go to last post

  21. Retraction Ray.

    Started by munruben, 28th May 2008 07:01 PM
    appliances, bought, chair, complained, electric, electrical, fitting, heater, kettle, law, loves, mil, mixer, moment, mother, note, ray, recently, retraction, rushed, serious, sit, spare, straight, visit
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,171
    rrich
    2nd June 2008, 10:46 AM Go to last post

  22. Job seeker

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st June 2008 09:35 PM
    allan, butler, clicks, complied, credentials, employment, explaining, failed, house, job, lady, legs, local, looked, mansion, meant, mouse, nicely, obtained, office, ray, recent, request, seeker, shaped, styles, teach, told, trouser, word
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,260
    wheelinround
    2nd June 2008, 10:33 AM Go to last post

  23. Cheap golfers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st June 2008 09:27 PM
    allan, balls, barry, cheap, clicks, decided, finding, golf, golfers, hitting, john, mouse, playing, replied, round, start, teach, visiting
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,124
    joe greiner
    1st June 2008, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  24. Husband 1.0 is Malfunctioning!

    Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:12 AM
    1.0, 5.0, 5.3, 6.0, applications, beer, boyfriend, circumstances, command, create, delete, faults, feature, files, gpfs, husband, install, installed, jane, limited, malfunctioning, operating, overuse, program, run, running, software, system, tech, tip
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,797
    WoodJunky
    1st June 2008, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  25. Dumb Kid?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 31st May 2008 10:08 AM
    50c, allan, artist, barbershop, coin, coins, district, dumb, dumbest, game, giving, hand, hands, john, kid, left, munrubin, pick, picked, replied, street, stupid, takes, told, tonsilorial, wallan, wanders, watch, wheelin, whispers
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,488
    Allan at Wallan
    1st June 2008, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  26. Blonds Not Dumb

    Started by wheelinround, 1st June 2008 10:28 AM
    automatically, bet, blonds, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, dumb, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,508
    mic-d
    1st June 2008, 11:01 AM Go to last post

  27. Wife Deals With Husbands Windy Problems

    Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:06 AM
    asleep, bit, bloodstained, bowl, deals, eyes, farting, floor, god, guts, honey, husband, husbands, innards, laughing, lip, matter, morning, night, problems, sound, stop, story, told, turkey, underpants, upstairs, warned, wife, windy
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,588
    Pheonix
    1st June 2008, 08:51 AM Go to last post

  28. Funny Mathematics

    Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:08 AM
    $10, $20, argument, beginning, boss, bugging, change, dumb, employee, expecting, funny, future, happy, item, lot, love, marriage, married, marries, mathematics, pay, people, romance, smart, stop, successful, understand, wife, woman, worries
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,118
    WoodJunky
    1st June 2008, 12:08 AM Go to last post

  29. Rodgera the salesman

    Started by munruben, 30th May 2008 12:42 PM
    bed, breaks, car, country, farmer, farmhouse, headin, joke, kin, minute, nearby, night, phone, rodgera, salesman, sleep, sons, spend, tells, tomorrow, town, travelling, wait, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,530
    Groggy
    30th May 2008, 05:27 PM Go to last post

  30. Which Beer Is Best?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 30th May 2008 08:55 AM
    allan, analyse, analysis, analysist, argueing, beer, beers, bias, brews, decision, favoutite, fit, horse, john, labelled, lover, merits, overcome, pair, queensland, read, report, request, samples, simply, victoria, wait, weeks, woodies, xxxx
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,701
    Rodgera
    30th May 2008, 02:21 PM Go to last post

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