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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,577
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. a Texas Salesman

    Started by WoodJunky, 19th August 2008 12:14 AM
    boat, boss, buy, chris, civic, coast, craft, customers, day, department, dude, expedition, fish, fishing, guy, honda, hook, job, kid, rod, sales, salesman, shot, sold, tampons, texas, told, weekends, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,242
    WoodJunky
    19th August 2008, 12:14 AM Go to last post

  2. Talking Good Health Program (hillarious)

    Started by Shrek3, 13th August 2008 09:05 PM
    advantages, advice, animal, bad, beer, bigger, bodies, body, eat, exercise, food, foods, fried, fruits, good, health, heart, hillarious, life, live, mineral, participating, program, ratio, regular, sit-ups, source, vegetable, vegetables, wine
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,680
    bsrlee
    18th August 2008, 04:40 AM Go to last post

  3. Adam and Eve - more

    Started by joe greiner, 15th August 2008 10:17 PM
    adam, adoration, animal, cat, cats, companion, create, created, dog, eve, gazed, god, joe, limitations, lord, love, loved, obey, peacocks, pleased, preen, pride, reflection, reminded, strut, supreme, tail, taught, wagged, worthy
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,480
    joe greiner
    17th August 2008, 11:02 PM Go to last post

  4. True Storey

    Started by Shutterbug, 16th August 2008 12:54 PM
    boy, boys, break, fat, habit, hell, mother, opposite, pregnant, repeatedly, sits, sitting, storey, sucking, tells, thumb, train, true, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,422
    Shrek3
    17th August 2008, 10:55 PM Go to last post

  5. Someones in trouble

    Started by Pheonix, 17th August 2008 06:05 PM
    fess, girls/guys, someones, trouble
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,378
    fenderbelly
    17th August 2008, 07:15 PM Go to last post

  6. Work Mates - Flying High

    Started by Rodgera, 16th August 2008 12:15 PM
    airport, bad, couple, dave, day, drink, effects, farted, feel, feels, flying, fogged, fuel, hangar, hangover, hey, high, jet, jim, mates, morning, perth, phone, rings, stuck, stuff, surprised, wanna, work, yeah
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,575
    munruben
    17th August 2008, 04:40 PM Go to last post

  7. Much Ado About Doo-Doo

    Started by joe greiner, 9th August 2008 11:22 PM
    ado, ago, bar, belgian, belgians, computer, considered, correctly, diagonal, doodoo, drains, effective, joe, mine, mirrored, online, original, pavement, photographed, pic, platz, reason, recall, sign, someplace, squeamish, submittal, tallahassee, tiles, version
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,877
    joe greiner
    16th August 2008, 08:36 PM Go to last post

  8. Cool A Good Excercise Program For Free!

    Started by Shrek3, 15th August 2008 07:18 PM
    adding, backwards, balancing, bandwagon, books, circles, climbing, crow, eating, excercise, exercise, free, fuel, good, horn, jumping, ladder, physical, picking, pieces, program, pulling, running, sit, stops, success, tooting, whew, workout, worms
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 4,341
    Shrek3
    16th August 2008, 06:49 PM Go to last post

  9. The Buttocks

    Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:40 AM
    beauty, body, buttocks, cheek, darling, day, dear, doctor, donate, emotion, friends, graft, handsome, husband, kiss, mans, mother, offered, overcome, possibly, relatives, repay, replied, sacrifice, secret, skin, skinny, time, wife, youthful
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,373
    wheelinround
    16th August 2008, 10:25 AM Go to last post

  10. King Arthur and the witch

    Started by wheelinround, 16th August 2008 09:44 AM
    answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, choice, day, death, freedom, friend, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, monarch, neighboring, night, noble, prefer, price, question, round, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,463
    wheelinround
    16th August 2008, 09:44 AM Go to last post

  11. Spaghetti Sauce

    Started by Rodgera, 15th August 2008 12:58 PM
    advised, answer, becky, beckys, boil, called, center, concern, cook, dinner, dish, dropped, forgot, giving, guest, guests, haste, information, night, pasta, phone, poison, prepared, rang, refrigerate, sat, sauce, spaghetti, voiced, volunteered
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,409
    joe greiner
    15th August 2008, 11:25 PM Go to last post

  12. Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds

    Started by WoodJunky, 14th August 2008 09:13 PM
    7-year-old, barbecue, beer, bone, burns, bury, dad, danced, dances, dog, drink, drinks, ethan, funny, lilly, loves, mom, olds, pool, reasons, sausages, sense, silly, sleep, street, taste, tells, time, year, yells
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,057
    joe greiner
    15th August 2008, 10:59 PM Go to last post

  13. 'I Hate My Job' day

    Started by wheelinround, 15th August 2008 10:06 AM
    box, carefully, close, control, day, department, eyes, glad, hate, home, job, johnson, literature, lock, loud, nice, notice, pain, personally, print, quality, read, rectal, remember, repeat, sanitized, statement, tested, thermometer, times
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,399
    damian
    15th August 2008, 02:54 PM Go to last post

  14. Great joke

    Started by munruben, 11th August 2008 09:06 PM
    contributing, fishy, great, guys, joke, material, parrot, parrots, perch, section, share, sitting, smell
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,150
    rrich
    15th August 2008, 02:39 PM Go to last post

  15. Off the hook

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2008 02:21 PM
    2kg, 5.3kg, allan, black, breaking, caught, fishing, hauling, hook, hooked, line, mate, rock, snapped, snapper, strain, weighed
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 3,549
    Allan at Wallan
    15th August 2008, 10:21 AM Go to last post

  16. Talking Saving lives - Blonde's Diary on ship . . .

    Started by Shrek3, 14th August 2008 07:06 PM
    1600, 2tsup, blonde, cabin, captain, caviar, champagne, charming, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, drink, husband, inside, lives, night, piano, pool, saved, saving, ship, shocked, sink, stay, told, unfaithful, visit
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,284
    williampp
    14th August 2008, 08:49 PM Go to last post

  17. Talking Create Funny and Humorous stories in minutes!!

    Started by Shrek3, 14th August 2008 07:18 PM
    /storytell.asp, create, detail, fill, funny, humorous, minutes, stories, story
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,231
    Shrek3
    14th August 2008, 07:18 PM Go to last post

  18. Catholic horses

    Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2008 11:42 AM
    awaited, bet, blessed, blessing, bye, catholic, cent, day, dumbfounded, forehead, hooves, horse, horses, lining, lost, mitch, nag, observed, owned, priest, priests, race, savings, shot, stepped, track, true, watched, winner, won
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,410
    wheelinround
    14th August 2008, 11:42 AM Go to last post

  19. Getting a hair dryer through customs

    Started by wheelinround, 12th August 2008 09:10 AM
    afraid, ahead, answer, confiscate, customs, date, declare, designed, dryer, father, favour, floor, hair, head, honest, instrument, laughter, limits, marvellous, official, priest, question, roaring, strange, top, unused, waist, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,557
    ss_11000
    14th August 2008, 02:05 AM Go to last post

  20. The Queen

    Started by munruben, 13th August 2008 08:30 PM
    40-oared, bad, barge, captain, chains, cheered, day, hold, joining, news, nile, queen, rattled, royal, ship, skiing, slaves, speak, trip, water
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,386
    Rodgera
    13th August 2008, 10:26 PM Go to last post

  21. Drunk Guy

    Started by TheSandpaperMan, 13th August 2008 09:36 PM
    act, bar, bloody, breath, chasing, collapses, creams, desperation, drunk, engine, evening, eventually, fast, fire, flashing, friday, gasping, guy, ice, immediately, lights, past, races, running, shouts, siren, staggers, starts, wailing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,377
    TheSandpaperMan
    13th August 2008, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  22. Allans night out..

    Started by munruben, 13th August 2008 09:30 PM
    allan, allans, chair, coat, cold, dear, door, eagerly, heater, love, night, pub, smiled, t.v, wallan, watching, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,068
    munruben
    13th August 2008, 09:30 PM Go to last post

  23. XXX in the shower

    Started by Christopha, 13th August 2008 09:20 PM
    14%, 86%, adelaide, brut, carried, enjoyed, firm, leading, people, port, prison, proved, recent, residents, sex, shower, survey, toiletries, whopping, xxx
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,729
    Christopha
    13th August 2008, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  24. Three Blokes

    Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:35 AM
    5000, aussie, bin, blink, blokes, canada, canadian, completely, countries, country, curious, engineer, eye, farmer, feet, fertile, fill, forever, genie, genies, huge, laden, land, osama, out;, poooff, precious, thick, wall, water
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,412
    Ozkaban
    13th August 2008, 09:09 AM Go to last post

  25. Nurse Talk - oh!oh!

    Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2008 09:18 PM
    comfort, doctor, fleeing, frightening, hall, heard, hospital, matter, nurse, ohoh, operation, simple, talk, talking, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,238
    Rodgera
    12th August 2008, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  26. The bank robber.

    Started by issatree, 12th August 2008 08:56 PM
    bag, balaclava, bank, chap, counter, dead, husband, lady, left, money, pulls, rob, robber, shoots, stands, street
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,177
    issatree
    12th August 2008, 08:56 PM Go to last post

  27. Clocks

    Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 05:08 PM
    abe, abraham, amazing, ceiling, clock, clocks, entire, fan, front, gates, hands, huge, incredible, indicating, jesus, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lies, life, lincolns, moved, office, pearly, peter, responds, rudds, telling, told, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,335
    fenderbelly
    12th August 2008, 05:08 PM Go to last post

  28. [Life's Lesson- important - be sure to read this to the end!!!]

    Started by Barry_White, 12th August 2008 12:58 PM
    80307, animal, bite, cried, dirt, donkey, end, expect, farmer, farmers, finally, forgive, free, giving, happen, happy, hatred, important, lesson, life, mind, neighbors, read, remember, rules, shake, shovel, simple, step, stopping
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,523
    fenderbelly
    12th August 2008, 01:17 PM Go to last post

  29. A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too.

    Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:28 AM
    9-year-old, argue, ass, attack, baseball, boy, call, called, chance, coach, continued, cooperation, curse, dumb, explain, game, grandmother, grandparents, lose, love, nodded, pecker-head, play, players, read, sportsmanship, team, umpire, understand, win
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,294
    fenderbelly
    12th August 2008, 11:28 AM Go to last post

  30. Bus driver joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th August 2008 10:49 AM
    allan, bus, chap, church, congregation, driver, front, joke, minister, move, people, replied, row, sat, seats, sermon, sitting, spurned, stranger, surprised, yelling
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,204
    wheelinround
    12th August 2008, 11:26 AM Go to last post

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