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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Las Vegas, an interesting little known fact

    Started by fenderbelly, 14th January 2009 10:49 AM
    accept, apparently, aro-d, cashed, casino, casinos, chip, chips, churches, collect, collected, devised, fact, franciscan, gambling, interesting, las, living, method, monastery, monks, nearby, offerings, origin, passed, send, services, sorting, surprise, vegas
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,281
    groverwa
    23rd January 2009, 10:10 AM Go to last post

  2. Smart Boy

    Started by Breslauer, 22nd January 2009 03:35 AM
    arrives, blue, boy, calls, cowboy, dad, dog, drive, father, grim, home, journal, kicked, left, money, morning, program, read, reading, recliner, send, smart, son, street, talk, talking, teach, wall, yesterday
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,132
    Breslauer
    22nd January 2009, 11:37 PM Go to last post

  3. Beware doctors!

    Started by Woodwould, 21st January 2009 02:27 PM
    beware, doctors, physicians
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,395
    Woodwould
    22nd January 2009, 11:34 PM Go to last post

  4. Eye test

    Started by Woodwould, 21st January 2009 12:53 PM
    44th, america, bit, chart, eye, picture, president, spot, test, united
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,422
    pugwash
    21st January 2009, 03:29 PM Go to last post

  5. Pacific Island Rescue

    Started by Rodgera, 13th January 2009 08:52 PM
    aback, answer, baptist, chance, death, die, doomed, food, friend, grabbed, island, listen, pacific, pastor, plane, repeat, repeated, rescue, responded, returned, shook, slow, survival, telling, time, tithe, uninhabited, unruffled, water
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,661
    rrich
    15th January 2009, 01:06 PM Go to last post

  6. Dazzlers new shed - brag

    Started by dazzler, 12th January 2009 08:31 PM
    2tsup, 93872, 93873, 93874, 93875, backpackers, brag, buggers, colour;, crannies, dazzlers, defibrilation, female, floor, hatch, jealous, middle, nice, night, nooks, poor, required;, restores, shed, shed;, swedish, tools;, touch, uneven, wires
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 2,856
    dazzler
    15th January 2009, 11:34 AM Go to last post

  7. When Woodies Meet

    Started by wheelinround, 14th January 2009 11:01 PM
    activity, appraisal, catch, distinctive, feeling, handing, hang, leaving, marks, meet, moment, nasal, outstanding, parties, quick, reports, ritual, rotating, sort, special, strange, strangest, takes, tourist, track, wait, weight, witnessed, woodies, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,406
    wheelinround
    14th January 2009, 11:01 PM Go to last post

  8. Just fo John & Allan

    Started by Rodgera, 13th January 2009 09:34 PM
    allan, difference, eyesight, forget, fortune, god, grant, john, people, prayer, run, senility
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,296
    Allan at Wallan
    14th January 2009, 10:43 PM Go to last post

  9. Food Safe

    Started by wheelinround, 13th January 2009 03:22 PM
    75-year-old, addressing, ago, audience, awful, cake, dangerous, doctor, drinking, eat, eating, food, front, germs, grief, hand, killed, meat, quiet, raised, realizes, red, row, safe, sitting, soft, softly, suffering, water, wedding
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,937
    joe greiner
    13th January 2009, 11:53 PM Go to last post

  10. It's an ill wind...

    Started by Woodwould, 12th January 2009 10:00 AM
    attached, bad, bag, bill, bloke, blokes, brought, couple, crabs, crays, dead, duty, geez, guess, handed, mate, minutes, missing, news, nice, oclock, pulled, sarge, share, sized, sugar, swag, trip, wife, wind
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,401
    QbnDusty
    13th January 2009, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  11. balloonist

    Started by texx, 13th January 2009 10:34 PM
    air, balloon, balloonist, beneath, bloody, degrees, delayed, due, expect, fault, frankly, hot, idea, information, latitude, lost, management, met, north, people, position, promise, quantity, realised, replied, responded, risen, solve, trip, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,340
    Wood Borer
    13th January 2009, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  12. Two Little Boys

    Started by wheelinround, 3rd January 2009 09:32 AM
    alleys, anger, baptizing, boy, boys, brother, church, earth, father, filled, hardy, hole, hole-he-goes, kitchen, mother, mummy, panic, playing, potholes, puddle, rainstorm, recovered, runs, shook, son, streets, watched, water, window, yard
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,801
    Bluegum
    11th January 2009, 01:57 PM Go to last post

  13. Eternal youth

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2009 11:55 AM
    1843, 1896, 1944, allan, caught, charged, eternal, jailed, john, munruben, pills, police, previously, pulled, recently, selling, subsequently, youth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,334
    Allan at Wallan
    11th January 2009, 11:55 AM Go to last post

  14. Electron break down

    Started by Rodgera, 10th January 2009 08:26 PM
    atoms, australia, break, broken, class, electron, electrons, fragile, lecturing, mail, mark, molecules, package, physics, post, professor, replied, split, student
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,487
    Thommo
    10th January 2009, 09:46 PM Go to last post

  15. Husband Makes Lunches.

    Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 09:09 PM
    1st, agrees, days, fridge, honey, husband, left, love, loving, lunch, lunches, makes, marriage, mind, morning, obligingly, photo…, replied, shelf, time, wife
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,915
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    10th January 2009, 07:34 PM Go to last post

  16. fiddler in the Sub way

    Started by wheelinround, 7th January 2009 10:31 AM
    bell, continued, fiddler, hour, hurried, joshua, listen, metro, minutes, money, mother, musician, musicians, noticed, pace, people, pieces, played, playing, station, stop, stopped, time, violin, violinist, walk, washington, world, worth, written
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,613
    reef12
    10th January 2009, 01:34 AM Go to last post

  17. Will I Live to be 80

    Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:14 PM
    %#$t, age, barbecued, bicycling, cars, doctor, drive, eat, fast, frequently, gamble, golf, hiking, home, live, looked, lot, meat, playing, red, rib-eye, ribs, sailing, sex, spend, steaks, sun, tennis, time, unhealthy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,675
    ant75s
    9th January 2009, 04:22 PM Go to last post

  18. Country Road Information

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd January 2009 02:24 PM
    100, answer, bit, called, city-slicker, confused, country, farmer, fast, fellow, field, information, inquired, metres, minutes, road, started, town, waiting, walk, walking, yelled
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,465
    ant75s
    9th January 2009, 04:06 PM Go to last post

  19. old farmer

    Started by texx, 6th January 2009 02:59 PM
    avocado, aware, bucket, built, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, swimming, trees, walk, watch, women
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,512
    ant75s
    9th January 2009, 03:57 PM Go to last post

  20. Post rules men live by

    Started by Gino, 3rd February 2001 12:16 PM
    act, anniversaries, answer, bruce, choosing, dress, expect, flick, foreigners, guys, hear, hints, lee, left, live, makes, matter, men, months, pair, question, quiz, rules, shoes, simple, thinking, thirty, war, women, wrong
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 4,284
    Jim Carroll
    9th January 2009, 08:52 AM Go to last post

  21. Plenty of fish

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th January 2009 03:30 PM
    allan, baited, biting, day, fish, fishing, hook, john, munruben, plenty, replied, sight, stand, time, tree
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,615
    Bluegum
    6th January 2009, 05:04 PM Go to last post

  22. Talking Yogi Berra-isms

    Started by cellist, 31st December 2008 07:27 PM
    ain’t, answer, berraisms, blame, buy, future, half, hit, hitting, home, hurt, it’s, kids, left, lost, miss, people, percent, pieces, practice, road, runs, time, wind, won’t, world, wrong, yankees, yogi, york
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,656
    tea lady
    6th January 2009, 11:04 AM Go to last post

  23. another gynaecologist joke

    Started by jow104, 5th January 2009 07:20 PM
    annual, apply, assistant, centre, darwin, examination, foam, gently, girl, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, hair, job, joke, lie, nether, oils, pubic, queue, ready, regions, replied, rub, salary, shave, shaving, soothing, starting, wash
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,460
    jow104
    5th January 2009, 07:20 PM Go to last post

  24. Blind Date

    Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 09:50 PM
    blind, breakfast, catch, coming, cooks, date, deepest, dinner, dreams, drinks, eye, gourmet, guy, happened, laugh, listens, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, shares, stay, talk, time, wait, woman, wonderful
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,031
    Bluegum
    5th January 2009, 03:55 PM Go to last post

  25. Back passage

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2009 09:28 AM
    allan, barry, blew, blow, checked, fix, hard, horse, horses, inch, insert, inserting, obvious, passage, piece, pill, purchased, racehorse, rear, replied, successful, suggested, supposed, told, tube, tubing, unsure, vet
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,072
    Elbow
    5th January 2009, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  26. Generation Y

    Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:26 PM
    1925, 1945, 1946, 1964, 1965, 1982, 1983, 1997, baby, boomers, born, call, caricaturists, explanation, generation, idea, people, picture, silent, thousand, words, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,506
    damian
    4th January 2009, 03:00 PM Go to last post

  27. Tough luck

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2009 07:14 PM
    allan, answered, bring, chisel, feeling, hammer, local, luck, peckish, ray, rump, steak, steakhouse, time, tough, waiter, wheelin
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,240
    Allan at Wallan
    3rd January 2009, 07:14 PM Go to last post

  28. Anger Management ... it really does work

    Started by prozac, 2nd January 2009 11:07 PM
    anger, answered, asshole, ave, bad, black, bmw, call, called, calling, coming, day, don, fairlight, front, hansen, hung, live, management, news, oaks, phone, quickly, ranch, spot, stop, time, work, yeah, yelled
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,675
    MatMann
    3rd January 2009, 01:32 AM Go to last post

  29. Something to look forwards to. !!!!!!

    Started by fenderbelly, 2nd January 2009 04:43 PM
    60-year, awe, bathroom, call, called, commented, day, exclaimed, fine, forwards, george, georges, god, incredible, janis, light, night, normal, peeing, physical, physically, poor, refrigerator, relationship, results, smith, tests, true, wife, wow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,218
    fenderbelly
    2nd January 2009, 04:43 PM Go to last post

  30. Ask a Stupid Question

    Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:04 PM
    barn, blonde, bred?thats, complete, confidence, confidently.then, cow, cows, dizzy, explains, farmer, for?she, guess, hang, here.terribly, impressed, insemination, lady, maggie, nail, question, row, simple, stall, stupid, tells, trousers, walk, walks
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,321
    fenderbelly
    1st January 2009, 09:46 AM Go to last post

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