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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Something to look foward to

    Started by Grumpy John, 25th March 2009 09:49 PM
    foward, prolly
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 892
    Grumpy John
    25th March 2009, 09:49 PM Go to last post

  2. Terrible

    Started by munruben, 23rd March 2009 06:37 PM
    advice, calls, happening, hours, offers, phone, pleads, poison, poisoning, rabbi, replied, shes, spoke, surprised, talk, telling, terrible, week, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,359
    Allan at Wallan
    25th March 2009, 05:34 PM Go to last post

  3. Deafness

    Started by Elbow, 20th March 2009 02:17 PM
    allan, bloke, blue, deaf, deafness, describe, doctor, fat, hair, homer, marj, symptoms
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,405
    weisyboy
    24th March 2009, 07:56 PM Go to last post

  4. Why we like the British

    Started by bullfright, 22nd March 2009 03:39 PM
    apologise, baker, blown, british, close, delay, doors, evening, gas, gentlemen, home, inflatable, ladies, line, means, move, news, nice, pass, passengers, pause, purdey, smoking, spokesman, street, time, train, wearing, west, wind
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,080
    rsser
    24th March 2009, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  5. Unwelcome visitor

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd March 2009 11:01 AM
    allan, dinner, dog, eating, eye, john, likes, munruben, night, paid, plate, ray, remarked, replied, stayed, unwelcome, visit, visitor, wheelinaround
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,133
    wheelinround
    24th March 2009, 03:36 PM Go to last post

  6. A young recruit's letter home...

    Started by Woodwould, 19th March 2009 02:43 PM
    army, bad, bed, bloody, boori, boys, brekky, city, cows, coz, dad, doug, eromanga, feed, foot, gotta, home, jack, letter, mum, phil, quick, recruit, roo, shooting, steady, steve, stone, west, young
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,508
    Woodwould
    20th March 2009, 11:12 PM Go to last post

  7. Dormitory

    Started by Rodgera, 20th March 2009 06:57 PM
    brother, college, dates, dorm, dormitory, evening, explaining, girls, immediately, imperative, lady, lobby, mother, night, permitted, saturday, shell, surprise, surprised, tuesday, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,082
    Rodgera
    20th March 2009, 06:57 PM Go to last post

  8. Jewish accident

    Started by munruben, 19th March 2009 11:46 PM
    accident, car, comfortable, guy, hits, jewish, living, paramedic, rushes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,520
    Allan at Wallan
    20th March 2009, 03:11 PM Go to last post

  9. Talented dog

    Started by munruben, 19th March 2009 11:44 PM
    agent, amaze, baseball, boots, brings, claims, dimaggio, dog, guy, guys, hang, house, losing, office, opinion, patience, player, roof, ruth, sandpaper, scout, shoulda, sport, street, talent, talented, time, top, unimpressed, what’s
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,258
    munruben
    19th March 2009, 11:44 PM Go to last post

  10. Little Johnny's worried...

    Started by Woodwould, 19th March 2009 02:51 PM
    auction, bid, buy, buying, chest, dad, father, guy, hands, healthy, horse, horses, johnny, johnnys, legs, minutes, moved, mum, replied, rump, running, shape, telstra, watched, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,072
    Woodwould
    19th March 2009, 02:51 PM Go to last post

  11. Poison

    Started by bullfright, 15th March 2009 01:01 PM
    answered, blushes, circumstances, cyanide, fellow, guy, kill, pharmacist, pharmacy, photo, poison, posture, prescription, produces, professional, reaches, realize, replied, replies, sell, sir, ugliest, understand, vial, wallet, wife, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,456
    joe greiner
    18th March 2009, 11:00 PM Go to last post

  12. Local joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 04:52 PM
    allan, bumper, day, joke, local, read, sticker, wallan
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,210
    Allan at Wallan
    18th March 2009, 07:20 PM Go to last post

  13. Divorce proceedings

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM
    advocating, allan, beat, breath, confirmed, courthouse, death, divorce, dollars, double, forty, genie, half, happy, joke, left, mate, muttered, nasty, p.s, proceedings, replied, suddenly, ten, terribly, time, twenty, violence, wife, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,125
    Calm
    18th March 2009, 05:23 PM Go to last post

  14. Diminutive

    Started by Rodgera, 18th March 2009 05:21 PM
    approached, attempts, child, clerk, contempt, daughter, diminutive, feet, frustrated, harried-looking, kilos, looked, petite, pleasantly, plump, rueful, saleswoman, short, smile, suitable, tall, wear, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,078
    Rodgera
    18th March 2009, 05:21 PM Go to last post

  15. Hi Tech

    Started by Breslauer, 3rd March 2009 08:59 AM
    alpha, attractive, bar, bloody, bond, broken, date, explains, fast, giggles, hour, james, lady, moment, notices, panties, replies, smirks, special, state-of-the-art, talk, taps, tech, telepathically, telling, walks, watch, waves, wearing, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,002
    les88
    18th March 2009, 07:12 AM Go to last post

  16. Blonde in the car park

    Started by fenderbelly, 16th March 2009 08:04 PM
    air, backward, blonde, car, center, crowded, curb, driver, emphatically, finger, fresh, golden, hear, impress, lady, local, nearby, park, pretty, pulled, pup, retriever, rolled, seat, shopping, stay, strange, stretched, walked, windows
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,417
    fenderbelly
    16th March 2009, 08:04 PM Go to last post

  17. The blonde who married a catholic

    Started by Stevenp, 14th March 2009 04:59 PM
    anticipation, apparently, bed, blonde, bride, catholic, couch, crawled, heard, honeymoon, husband, lend, lent, long?d, love, married, nightie, replied, ridiculous, settled, sexy, slipped, sobbed, tears
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,318
    Stevenp
    14th March 2009, 04:59 PM Go to last post

  18. Out of Memory Error

    Started by Rodgera, 5th March 2009 06:30 PM
    awakened, button, call, click, covers, error, garbage, handles, lasted, light, loving, memory, minutes, night, passwords, phone, pulled, remember, responsibility, rest, rolled, sleep, stuff, support, technician, telling, tuesdays, type, typical, wife
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,073
    rrich
    14th March 2009, 03:08 PM Go to last post

  19. Prodo's vs Catholics

    Started by Rodgera, 12th March 2009 10:56 AM
    catholics, cop, crosswalk, flow, hed, paddy, pass, patiently, pedestrians, prodo, prodos, shouted, sidewalk, stood, stopped, tenth, time, times, traffic, vehicular, waiting, watching, york
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,358
    rsser
    14th March 2009, 01:25 PM Go to last post

  20. Wisdom Of A Retiree:

    Started by bullfright, 13th March 2009 12:55 PM
    backgrounds, beer, bourbon, chemical, damn, engineering, enjoy, folks, fortunate, friends, martinis, pretty, retired, retiree, urine, wine, wisdom
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,211
    rsser
    14th March 2009, 01:23 PM Go to last post

  21. Officer's First Patrol

    Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2009 02:54 PM
    act, barked, bus, call, cars, casting, corner, direction, disperse, experienced, glances, intimidated, leave, officer, officers, official, partner, patrol, people, policeman, pretty, proud, puzzled, radio, replied, rookie, stop, telling, veteran, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,737
    Rodgera
    13th March 2009, 02:54 PM Go to last post

  22. Jump School

    Started by Rodgera, 12th March 2009 06:48 AM
    3rar, airborne, boys, division, eagerly, enlisting, expect, fools, jump, recruiter, school, separate, week, weeks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,206
    Rodgera
    12th March 2009, 06:48 AM Go to last post

  23. Spelling test

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th March 2009 09:10 PM
    allan, dictionary, grandson, john, munruben, replied, rhinoceros, rinosrus, spell, spelled, spelling, spells, test
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,210
    Allan at Wallan
    10th March 2009, 09:10 PM Go to last post

  24. Scented Candles for Men

    Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2009 03:07 PM
    ammonia, arc, bacon, bass, burning, candles, caught, chainsaw, dirt, dog, exhaust, fertilizer, foods, freshly, fried, frying, grass, gunpowder, interior, leaves, light, lot, men, ozone, paint, scented, smoke, time, wet, wood
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,864
    Allan at Wallan
    8th March 2009, 08:38 PM Go to last post

  25. The Irish Army

    Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:30 PM
    100, army, bombers, calls, cleared, cockpit, couple, day, equipment, increased, inform, irish, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, saints, sarkozy, shotguns, silent, spoke, throat, war
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,919
    Sawdust Maker
    7th March 2009, 09:07 PM Go to last post

  26. Little girl on a plane

    Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:25 PM
    ,yet, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, intelligence, nuclear, patty, pellets, plane, power, qualified, question, replies, s??t, stranger, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,634
    artme
    7th March 2009, 04:56 PM Go to last post

  27. Yes you can

    Started by Breslauer, 5th March 2009 02:38 AM
    awlyas, cna, forward, friends, frsit, iproamtnt, istlef, lsat, ltteer, mnid, mses, olny, pboerlm, pclae, raed, read, rghit, rset, sitll, slpeling, taht, taotl, tghuhot, tihng, tihs, waht, whotuit, wrod, yaeh, yuo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,581
    weisyboy
    6th March 2009, 08:36 PM Go to last post

  28. Little bird

    Started by bullfright, 6th March 2009 04:39 AM
    adopted, air, bird, branch, chirped, climb, couple, dear, deep, effort, efforts, fell, female, finally, forest, ground, hours, jumped, mate, question, reached, sad, sitting, slowly, time, top, tree, turtle, watched, waving
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,597
    rrich
    6th March 2009, 04:15 PM Go to last post

  29. Thumbs down Ladders Around The World - Risky Usage

    Started by Shrek3, 5th March 2009 10:51 PM
    amazing, crazy, ladders, lives, people, risky, trust, usage, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,282
    Lignin
    6th March 2009, 09:36 AM Go to last post

  30. Irish Drinking Method

    Started by rayintheuk, 4th March 2009 04:43 AM
    answer, bartender, beers, brothers, celebrity, day, death, decided, drink, drinking, drinks, evening, extent, folks, hamlet, irish, lent, local, method, offered, out-of-towners, pleased, ponders, pride, ray, replies, soul, source, town, watch
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,297
    Resination
    4th March 2009, 10:23 AM Go to last post

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