Page 117 of 290 FirstFirst ... 1767107112113114115116117118119120121122127167217 ... LastLast
Threads 3481 to 3510 of 8694

Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 57
    2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 37,875
    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 100
    4 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 72,114
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 116,715
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 102
    3 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 215,712
    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The miracle of toilet paper

    Started by Calm, 17th October 2009 09:53 PM
    alive, as2, beat, breasts, characteristically, continue, day, deal, fresh, front, grow, husband, larger, meals, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, piece, replies, rubbing, stand, stopped, straw, stupid, telling, therapy, toilet, walk
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,258
    artme
    19th October 2009, 05:05 AM Go to last post

  2. Mahatma Gandhi

    Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 07:47 PM
    ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calloused, calluses, diet, feet, fragile, frail, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super, walked
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,386
    munruben
    18th October 2009, 11:19 PM Go to last post

  3. Alan's neighbourly help

    Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 09:03 PM
    alan, alans, attacled, battle, door, fighting, frantically, front, hand, hearing, looked, manage, neighbour, neighbourly, neighbours, noise, replied, stepped, taking, upper, wife, worth, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 971
    Allan at Wallan
    17th October 2009, 03:49 PM Go to last post

  4. Mariied women and single women weight difference

    Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:58 PM
    bed, difference, fridge, heavier, home, mariied, married, single, weight, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,955
    bluegum30
    16th October 2009, 08:46 PM Go to last post

  5. Cricket joke

    Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 08:02 PM
    astonished, astounded, bowler, commencing, cricket, died, game, gates, god, happily, heaven, joke, middle, millions, pearly, peter, played, run-up, shane, shirt, short, sighs, stadium, stands, trembling, ushers, vast, voice, warne, warnie
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,110
    munruben
    16th October 2009, 08:02 PM Go to last post

  6. Research

    Started by artme, 16th October 2009 09:39 AM
    76.8%, included, people, questioned, recent, research, shown, statistics
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,092
    joe greiner
    16th October 2009, 07:56 PM Go to last post

  7. Chicken dating

    Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:19 PM
    apparently, business, chicken, dating, hens, meet, service
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,178
    Allan at Wallan
    16th October 2009, 04:34 PM Go to last post

  8. Blonde joke #4

    Started by Rum Pig, 16th October 2009 11:34 AM
    bank, blonde, joke, opposite, river, shouts, walk, yoo-hoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 891
    Rum Pig
    16th October 2009, 11:34 AM Go to last post

  9. Fires of Hell

    Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:32 PM
    awakened, blinds, closed, doctor, drawn, failed, fighting, fire, fires, hell, huge, operation, patient, responded, street, surgeon, wake
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,150
    Rum Pig
    16th October 2009, 11:29 AM Go to last post

  10. The comedian and the diplomat

    Started by joe greiner, 12th October 2009 09:50 PM
    bad, cheers, comedian, diplomat, joe, jokes, memory, person
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 924
    artme
    16th October 2009, 09:46 AM Go to last post

  11. THIS IS INCREDIBLE - to cheer Allan up

    Started by Calm, 13th October 2009 02:03 PM
    abcs, allan, amuse, careful, cheer, easy, incredible, miss, people, read, scroll, send, slowly, tomorrow
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,333
    artme
    16th October 2009, 09:35 AM Go to last post

  12. The Ranks of a Hospital

    Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:34 PM
    ammunition, bound, buildings, bullet, dog, engine, faster, glance, god, hospital, leap, leaps, medical, nurse, paddles, powerful, ranks, recognizes, run, runs, short, single, speeding, student, switch, talks, train, walks, walls, water
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,534
    artme
    16th October 2009, 09:29 AM Go to last post

  13. The dying Scotsman

    Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM
    angus, answered, aye, bed, bedside, children, close, croaky, dad, daughter, dying, effort, eyes, family, gathered, kathleen, kitchen, light, lizzy, lovely, properly, pulled, robbie, round, scotsman, son, told, voice, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,007
    munruben
    15th October 2009, 02:28 PM Go to last post

  14. Harley Davidson

    Started by Rum Pig, 15th October 2009 12:10 PM
    arthur, chatters, close, constantly, cost, davidson, exhaust, flawed, front-end, god, harley, inconsistency, intake, invention, inventor, maintenance, motorcycle, paper, printed, professional, read, rear, riding, slip, soft, speeds, suspension, true, wobble, yours.q
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,650
    Rum Pig
    15th October 2009, 12:10 PM Go to last post

  15. Blonde joke #3

    Started by Rum Pig, 15th October 2009 11:09 AM
    act, blonde, expect, guys, huff, joke, license, nicely, officer, police, replied, speeding, stops, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 929
    Rum Pig
    15th October 2009, 11:09 AM Go to last post

  16. Frog Leap Test

    Started by Calm, 13th October 2009 03:35 PM
    cheers, chinese, extra, frog, leap, peice, speak, stumped, test, toast, tomorrow
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,495
    popawisky
    14th October 2009, 01:57 AM Go to last post

  17. Big Bike Blonde

    Started by Dennis Millard, 9th October 2009 04:48 PM
    big, bike, bikie, blonde, bout, called, carrying, excuse, forgetting, girlfriend, haven;t, head, kiss, mate, missus, mouth, powerful, rake, remembered, scratched, shop, shoulder, stared, started, stop, straw, switch, talking, tum, yokel
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,553
    Ozkaban
    13th October 2009, 07:02 PM Go to last post

  18. Alan from Wallan and his wife

    Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2009 04:57 PM
    alan, alan2tsup2tsup, complaints, deaf, doctor, doctors, feeling, hope, horespital, jokes, looked, mend, office, sample, semen, sick, stool, told, underwear, urine, wallan, wife, woman, yelled
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,185
    Grumpy John
    13th October 2009, 05:06 PM Go to last post

  19. What pets write in their diaries

    Started by robbo266317, 12th October 2009 12:44 PM
    800, allergies, attempt, captors, cell, comments, confinement, custody, diaries, diary, dog, due, duration, elevated, event, excerpts, favorite, feet, food, hear, learn, means, noises, overheard, pets, power, regularly, smell, sort, write
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,554
    fenderbelly
    13th October 2009, 08:25 AM Go to last post

  20. Blonde joke #2

    Started by Rum Pig, 12th October 2009 12:03 PM
    blonde, bmw, died, gas, joke, mechanic, pushes, station, tells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 903
    Rum Pig
    12th October 2009, 12:03 PM Go to last post

  21. Talking Salary negotiation

    Started by John Saxton, 10th October 2009 03:30 PM
    cheers, cook, decided, furious, gardener, husband, increase, iron, lover, maid, maria, mexican, negotiation, nonsense, pay, raise, reason, reasons, salary, señora, talk, upset, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,101
    Rum Pig
    12th October 2009, 11:58 AM Go to last post

  22. 2 sided Thoughts

    Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 01:35 AM
    acupuncture, beat, boiled, britches, clauses, developed, egg, escaped, fell, flattery, flies, form, fortuneteller, hard, helpers, lot, medium, memory, mine, money, photographic, plateau, prison, santas, short, sided, subordinate, taint, tainted, thoughts
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,110
    Bob38S
    10th October 2009, 09:17 AM Go to last post

  23. Unhappy Saying goodbye to mother,

    Started by John Saxton, 8th October 2009 07:12 PM
    ass, blanket, cab, car, cat, coat, door, downstairs, driver, drove, fat, front, goodbye, hanger, hauled, house, minutes, missed, mother, night, parked, scratching, stupid, taxi, tch, threw, upstairs, wife, wrap, yard
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,243
    Waldo
    9th October 2009, 12:58 PM Go to last post

  24. Blonde joke

    Started by Rum Pig, 9th October 2009 12:22 PM
    bench, blonde, blondes, farther, floridala, helloooooo, joke, living, moon, oklahomala, sitting, talking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 920
    Rum Pig
    9th October 2009, 12:22 PM Go to last post

  25. Senior Enlistment

    Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 01:26 AM
    18-year-old, ahead, attitudes, baseball, brim, bullet, cap, couple, cranky, day, enemy, enlistment, figured, funny, girl, guys, join, military, outrun, pretty, sending, senior, sex, shade, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,556
    Rum Pig
    9th October 2009, 11:36 AM Go to last post

  26. The Fishing Trip

    Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 12:55 AM
    beautiful, bed, bedroom, beer, buddies, camp, carry, chair, cheers, covered, drown, eyes, fishing, home, lady, left, letting, missus, negligee, peeled, phil, replied, slumped, snuck, sorrows, surprise, talk, tie, trip, yesterday
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,118
    Rum Pig
    9th October 2009, 11:32 AM Go to last post

  27. Build me a bridge

    Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM
    biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,107
    Sawdust Maker
    8th October 2009, 09:31 PM Go to last post

  28. Five Pairs of Twins

    Started by joe greiner, 8th October 2009 09:16 PM
    anecdotal, anton, astonished, capri, cheers, children, couple, father, google, history, home, house, inquiry, joe, lady, modest, overflowing, pairs, parish, physics, priest, quanta, replied, replies, reply, ten;, tour, twins, village, visits
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,040
    joe greiner
    8th October 2009, 09:16 PM Go to last post

  29. Wooooo!

    Started by Woodwould, 7th October 2009 10:10 AM
    amazement, answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, day, fine, found, heard, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, irishman, local, looked, newspaper, ran, read, red, size, thinking, tore, waiting, women, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 961
    Woodwould
    7th October 2009, 11:41 AM Go to last post

  30. Queensland Government at work.

    Started by Gingermick, 6th October 2009 04:33 PM
    $100, $1000, $300, $400, contractor, crew, fence, figure, fix, government, guy, hire, incredulous, ipswich, job, kenmore, leans, logan, materials, measure, measuring, official, parliament, profit, queensland, replied, style, whispers, work
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,123
    wheelinround
    6th October 2009, 05:42 PM Go to last post

Forum Information and Options

Moderators of this Forum

Thread Display Options

Use this control to limit the display of threads to those newer than the specified time frame.

Allows you to choose the data by which the thread list will be sorted.

Order threads in...

Note: when sorting by date, 'descending order' will show the newest results first.

Icon Legend

Contains unread posts
Contains unread posts
Contains no unread posts
Contains no unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with no unread posts
Closed Thread
Thread is closed
Thread Contains a Message Written By You
You have posted in this thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules