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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 123,760
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,858
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Only at Maccas

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th October 2009 08:56 PM
    allan, burger, counter, hinchinbrook, iceberg, lass, lettuce, mac, maccas, mcdonalds, minimal, outlet, replied, requested, wheelinaround
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,383
    Rum Pig
    5th November 2009, 03:33 PM Go to last post

  2. Big Deck

    Started by Grumpy John, 27th October 2009 06:52 AM
    big, deck, laugh, makes, youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,747
    Sawdust Maker
    4th November 2009, 09:45 PM Go to last post

  3. Barry at the doctors

    Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:25 PM
    barry, complete, doc, doctor, doctors, english, examination, house, lazy, medical, moment, plain, replied, told, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,477
    Rum Pig
    4th November 2009, 04:18 PM Go to last post

  4. Wink Hill Bent

    Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2009 06:45 PM
    avail, begins, bent, betty, bob, car, coming, conservatory, doctor;, haunting, head, hill, hills, house, igor, igors, lab, light, master, medical, music, phone, piano, picks, road, stairs, table, transylvania, vacationing, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,476
    John Saxton
    31st October 2009, 06:45 PM Go to last post

  5. Munruben mechanic.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th October 2009 09:00 PM
    allan, assist, bid, car, department, door, drivers, feverishly, found, front, garage, hey, inadvertently, john, keys, locked, mechanic, munruben, passenger, pick, replied, service, servicing, told, unlock, unlocked, vehicle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,484
    munruben
    30th October 2009, 09:54 PM Go to last post

  6. Xmas cake

    Started by Bluegum, 27th October 2009 08:13 PM
    add, baileys, beater, bottles, bowl, butter, cake, christmas, clean, dried, eggs, flour, fruit, glass, greaseproof, icing, machine, mixed, mixing, mixture, oven, port, sherry, speed, spices, temperature, time, tin, top, xmas
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,616
    chippy 71
    29th October 2009, 08:07 PM Go to last post

  7. Another stubby owner in ballarat

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th October 2009 09:31 PM
    allan, ballarat, bit, bloke, bunnies, david, deal, dunno, fish, improve, knocking, lathe, luck, machines, milking, money, owes, owner, owns, property, replied, rich, shoot, shooters, stubby, town, tractor, widow, windmill, wood
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,130
    Calm
    29th October 2009, 08:22 AM Go to last post

  8. Skinny dipping

    Started by Rum Pig, 9th October 2009 12:18 PM
    avocado, dam, dipping, elderly, lower, mango, owned, paddocks, planted, property, queensland, skinny, trees.
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,720
    mickelmaster
    28th October 2009, 05:48 PM Go to last post

  9. More Vince

    Started by Carry Pine, 26th October 2009 10:32 PM
    christmas, happy, sleeps, till, truckers, vince
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,134
    Carry Pine
    26th October 2009, 10:32 PM Go to last post

  10. Vince jokes

    Started by Carry Pine, 24th October 2009 05:30 PM
    attended, beach, building, called, comedian, cronulla, culture, difference, distributor, eastern, graham, jokes, live, luncheon, middle, punchbowl, queensland, remember, road, sorenti, sydneysiders, underground, vince, yoghurt
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,298
    artme
    25th October 2009, 08:56 AM Go to last post

  11. Two hydrogen atoms

    Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 07:56 PM
    atoms, bar, electron, hydrogen, lost, positive, replies, walk
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,255
    artme
    25th October 2009, 08:53 AM Go to last post

  12. Greg Norman and the blonde

    Started by rosewood, 25th October 2009 07:35 AM
    balls, blonde, bloody, bowser, car, couple, courtesy, driving, everything.doh, fall, fuel, greg, ground, holden, hotel, norman, pocket, pulls, replies, service, sponsorship, statesman, station, supplied, tees
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,484
    artme
    25th October 2009, 08:49 AM Go to last post

  13. Ray's night out

    Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:32 PM
    6pm, evening, giving, hole, home, hours, lecture, local, morning, night, officer, ossifer, patrol, police, policeman, previous, ray, rays, replied, sarcastically, slurred, stopped, story, time, water, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,062
    artme
    25th October 2009, 08:48 AM Go to last post

  14. Oh To Be 12 Again

    Started by Calm, 25th October 2009 08:22 AM
    bed, birthday, chocolate, cinema, cola, collapsed, dear, exhausted, extra, fabulousadventure, favourite, finally, fries, herhusband, home, huge, leaned, lovingly, m&ms, mirror, park, popcorn, send, shake, smile, sweets, theme, twelve, wife, wobbled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,064
    Calm
    25th October 2009, 08:22 AM Go to last post

  15. Cogito ergo sum

    Started by Dennis Millard, 24th October 2009 04:56 PM
    advances, bed, blessed, blessings, button, cogito, completely, concept, cures, descartes, ergo, free, heaping, medical, miracles, missing, morning, night, pain, pill, procedure, psychosomatic, referring, science, shirt, sum, surprised, time, undressing, woke
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,591
    joe greiner
    24th October 2009, 10:03 PM Go to last post

  16. Alan's golf handicap

    Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:46 PM
    alan, alans, alongside, ball, biggest, close, game, golf, hacking, handicap, hit, holes, pro, standing, trainer, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 996
    Allan at Wallan
    24th October 2009, 09:16 PM Go to last post

  17. Calm's logic

    Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:36 PM
    calm, calms, conclusion, david, drinking, evils, finally, logic, stopped, thinking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,118
    munruben
    24th October 2009, 08:36 PM Go to last post

  18. Service

    Started by Jim Carroll, 23rd October 2009 05:31 PM
    bull, cable, city, civil, confused, cows, customer, farmers, heard, hired, offer, organisations, overheard, people, postal, public, service, servicemeant, talking, telephone, understand, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,245
    artme
    24th October 2009, 10:44 AM Go to last post

  19. Golf balls

    Started by WoodJunky, 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM
    balls, beautiful, blonde, bulging, bus, continued, curiosity, deeply, elbow, finally, front, glances, golf, hurt, minutes, pockets, puzzled, sat, tennis, thinking, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,154
    WoodJunky
    23rd October 2009, 09:00 PM Go to last post

  20. todays email joke

    Started by Calm, 23rd October 2009 03:33 PM
    1923, abroad, arthur, bank, bear, champion, company, cooger, die, died, email, gas, golf, home, international, joke, largest, penniless, pga, president, settlement, shot, speculator, steel, street, suicide, todays, wall, wheat
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,273
    Ozkaban
    23rd October 2009, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  21. Blonde Cookbook

    Started by gawdelpus, 22nd October 2009 10:54 PM
    beat, bigger, blonde, brought, buying, chicken, chocolate, clothes, cookbook, counting, dress, fit, hamburger, har, harold, home, left, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, serve, shopping, sunday, supper, surprise, ten
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,118
    robbo266317
    22nd October 2009, 11:01 PM Go to last post

  22. A rabbit walks into a pub

    Started by wheelinround, 22nd October 2009 07:23 AM
    answered, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,444
    Allan at Wallan
    22nd October 2009, 08:23 PM Go to last post

  23. Rudd v the queen

    Started by ryanclan, 20th October 2009 09:03 AM
    ,sorry, ,then, anonoyed, changing, charge, country, emperor, empire, hard, kevin, king, kingdom, minister.i, nicely, prime, prince, principality, queen, queensaid-, refered, replied.im, rudd, rudd.but, thinking, to/and, utter, with-how, word.the
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,492
    Rum Pig
    22nd October 2009, 03:19 PM Go to last post

  24. The blonde student

    Started by Rodgera, 21st October 2009 08:18 PM
    blonde, book, called, checked, dorm, encyclopedia, found, hug, library, student, volume
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,620
    robbo266317
    22nd October 2009, 09:03 AM Go to last post

  25. Word association :)

    Started by Cub, 6th April 2009 04:49 PM
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    association, called, desk, previously, reminds, starting, thread, word, write
    • Replies: 1,240
    • Views: 80,777
    Manuka Jock
    21st October 2009, 04:40 PM Go to last post

  26. Chemistry Demonstration

    Started by Rodgera, 20th October 2009 07:44 PM
    acid, acids, called, chemistry, coin, demonstrating, demonstration, dissolve, drop, dropped, explain, glass, professor, properties, pure, queried, school, silver, sir, student, summer
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,327
    handyman renos
    20th October 2009, 07:49 PM Go to last post

  27. The Three bears

    Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2009 11:14 PM
    air, bear, bears, bloody, bowl, carefully, cats, chair, cleaned, cold, croissants, damn, decided, dog, downstairs, eating, empty, fetch, floor, kitchen, litter, morning, mummy, newspaper, porridge, set, sits, table, tray, walked
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,054
    Ozkaban
    20th October 2009, 04:11 PM Go to last post

  28. My name is Fred, just Fred

    Started by Big Shed, 20th October 2009 02:48 PM
    ada, ama, assistant, biker, bored, college, dds, decided, degree, dentistry, dingaling, doctor, dream, finally, fooling, found, fred, internship, laughing, leaving, medical, officer, realized, replies, residency, school, started, taking, tears, walked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,208
    Big Shed
    20th October 2009, 02:48 PM Go to last post

  29. What's in a name

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th October 2009 07:43 PM
    allan, baby, book, called, christian, dear, foyer, hospital, maternity, mother, nice, nurse, nurses, picked, replied, sitting, studying, telephone, ward, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,019
    joe greiner
    19th October 2009, 08:46 PM Go to last post

  30. How God really created man

    Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:53 PM
    arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, created, eve, fighting, garden, god, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, man, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,487
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    19th October 2009, 06:55 PM Go to last post

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