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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,577
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Down for the count.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2009 07:38 PM
    100, allan, bed, boxer, complained, count, counting, doc, doctor, insomnia, jump, neighbour, reach, reluctant, replied, sedatives, start, suggested
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,210
    munruben
    27th November 2009, 08:37 AM Go to last post

  2. Nag Nag Nag

    Started by bookend, 27th November 2009 02:25 AM
    answered, bath, client, day, door, execution, feet, finally, granted, hanged, hanging, home, husbands, james, love, nag, news, phone, rang, realizing, screamed, stairs, stay, stop, terrible, told, tonight, whirled, wife, wright
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,202
    Grumpy John
    27th November 2009, 07:12 AM Go to last post

  3. Red Neck Etiquette

    Started by Grumpy John, 24th November 2009 06:59 PM
    approaching, bed, beer, bride, change, church, clean, considered, create, cummerbund, driving, etiquette, funeral, gift, groom, home, job, kissing, neck, red, rent, shirt, shot, suit, table, tacky, time, tux, vacuum, vehicle
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,493
    rhancock
    26th November 2009, 09:33 PM Go to last post

  4. Cheap meat !!!!!!!!!

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th November 2009 08:36 AM
    $20, cheap, dear, door-to-door, legs, meat, selling, venison
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,193
    Allan at Wallan
    26th November 2009, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. The Squirrel & the Grasshopper - 2 versions

    Started by Calm, 25th November 2009 09:32 AM
    additional, asylum, australia, australian, building, cats, commission, dogs, drug, fed, food, government, grasshopper, grasshoppers, home, house, housing, mice, money, pay, press, shivering, squirrel, squirrels, summer, taxes, told, versions, warm, winter
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,936
    witch1
    25th November 2009, 05:47 PM Go to last post

  6. Nick names

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2009 10:33 AM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    add, adore, allan, calculator, call, calls, count, hinges, names, nick, this.2tsup, wife
    • Replies: 33
    • Views: 3,206
    BEKKY
    25th November 2009, 05:19 PM Go to last post

  7. A Well-Planned Retirement

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd November 2009 08:28 PM
    $560, assuming, attendant, bristol, cars, city, coaches, coast, council, day, employed, err, estimated, fees, insisted, lot, management, million, parking, responsibility, retirement, sitting, spain, taking, villa, week, wellplanned, zoo, £3.6, £400
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,397
    artme
    23rd November 2009, 06:45 AM Go to last post

  8. New Name

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd November 2009 11:48 PM
    ###, agencies, alyssa, banking, congratulate, contact, e-mailed, gift, grateful, husband, information, lieu, loan, married, meeting, met, money, notice, played, records, role, sampson, send, shared, sincerely, student, summer, university, update, yesterday
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,155
    artme
    23rd November 2009, 06:40 AM Go to last post

  9. everyone thinks they are senile.

    Started by wheelinround, 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM
    andy, armored, attic, bag, beginning, canvassing, car, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, money, neighborhood, officer, officers, outta, pardon, partner, police, sally, school, senile, story, thinks, walking, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,153
    wheelinround
    22nd November 2009, 02:50 PM Go to last post

  10. Housing Advantage

    Started by Rodgera, 20th November 2009 10:07 PM
    advantage, advantages, bad, block, blowing, buyer, chemical, disadvantages, estate, honest, house, housing, inquired, north, plant, prospective, real, salesman, slaughterhouse, south, wind
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,275
    Allan at Wallan
    21st November 2009, 09:03 PM Go to last post

  11. College Guys

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2009 07:55 PM
    100, agreed, car, classrooms, college, condition, consisted, day, days, dirty, front, guys, left, night, prepared, question, re-test, ready, required, separate, single, sit, special, teacher, test, thanked, time, total, tyre, worth
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 2,131
    Rodgera
    20th November 2009, 10:11 PM Go to last post

  12. Chinese sick leave

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2009 08:44 PM
    ache, allan, boss, called, chinese, chow, feel, feeling, headache, hours, house, hung, hurt, leave, legs, loving, makes, nice, replied, sick, stomach, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,300
    Timber stacker
    20th November 2009, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  13. Qantas Repair Division....BRILLIANT!!

    Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 10:03 PM
    aircraft, auto-land, bugs, cockpit, divisionbrilliant, dme, engine, evidence, flight, friction, ground, hammer, inoperative, inside, installed, left, locks, main, maintenance, marked, midget, mode, pilots, qantas, radar, repair, target, tire, volume, windshield
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,989
    Avery
    19th November 2009, 03:56 PM Go to last post

  14. Elderly Golfers

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2009 07:57 PM
    ago, arrives, arthur, ball, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, elderly, eyesight, fairway, golf, golfers, heads, home, hundred, makes, mighty, perfect, remember, replied, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,308
    rrich
    19th November 2009, 12:37 PM Go to last post

  15. the fire

    Started by texx, 16th November 2009 04:26 PM
    70-year-old, chemical, chief, company, departments, effort, fighters, fire, firemen, flames, formulas, fought, gonna, inferno, jumped, local, maori, middle, performance, plant, president, rushed, saved, secret, slowing, straight, timers, truck, volunteer, watched
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,585
    RETIRED
    19th November 2009, 12:11 AM Go to last post

  16. Not so smart.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2009 10:24 PM
    $5.00, $500.00, allan, answer, avail, beaten, calls, curled, desperately, desperation, friends, handed, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, mind, mobile, pay, phone, play, pocket, proserpine, reached, sleep, smart, snooze, woke, woodie
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,402
    robbo266317
    17th November 2009, 11:31 AM Go to last post

  17. How I learned

    Started by joe greiner, 16th November 2009 10:23 PM
    business, cheers, day, eye, fence, gap, hospital, idiot, joe, learned, looked, mental, mind, past, patients, planks, poked, shouting, started, stick, walking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,062
    tea lady
    16th November 2009, 11:02 PM Go to last post

  18. Patent pending (not)

    Started by joe greiner, 15th November 2009 10:36 PM
    application, btw, build, cheers, clothing, date, disposed, hand, hangers, holding, joe, materials, mine, patent, pending, pipe, pitchfork, rope, sale, secured, solution, stabilize, statement, structure, support, surplus, tree, utilizing, workmate, yard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,823
    joe greiner
    15th November 2009, 10:36 PM Go to last post

  19. The aussie version of creation

    Started by WoodJunky, 14th November 2009 05:34 PM
    aroma, aussie, barbie, bbqs, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, creation, day, drink, eat, fires, footy, god, grilled, heard, hiss, laughter, night, prawns, raucous, sizzling, smelled, tired, version
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,242
    artme
    14th November 2009, 11:17 PM Go to last post

  20. Soooo True !

    Started by gawdelpus, 14th November 2009 10:31 PM
    broke, chat, crazy, driving, forgetter, forgetters, forgotten, funny, hell, joke, laugh, live, lot, love, person, plumb, prayer, remember, rememberer, score, send, sentthis, shopping, soooo, times, true, walk, walks, wondering, yourelate
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,115
    gawdelpus
    14th November 2009, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  21. Irish burial at sea

    Started by wheelinround, 12th November 2009 01:36 PM
    aye, bit, burial, chest, deep, dis, disllnevado, enuff, fer, gettinghimself, hand, immediately, irish, mick, onceagain, paddy, poor, row, sea, seamus, shovel, slips, suddenly, surface, tink, tis, uncle, water, yer
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,423
    joe greiner
    13th November 2009, 10:34 PM Go to last post

  22. Postal Service Recall

    Started by Ozkaban, 13th November 2009 08:49 AM
    $1.73, adhesive, australia, australia….kevin, commission, created, demanded, enraged, findings, here], leader, million, minister, month, people, perfect, picture, political, post, postal, prime, recall, service, special, spending, spitting, stamp, testing, wrong, [insert
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,452
    Allan at Wallan
    13th November 2009, 08:55 PM Go to last post

  23. Menopausal women at the shopping mall

    Started by Grumpy John, 12th November 2009 08:02 PM
    emailed, mall, menopausal, menopausel, shopping, women
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,691
    artme
    13th November 2009, 01:46 AM Go to last post

  24. The river.

    Started by issatree, 9th November 2009 11:38 PM
    duck, front, hope, jennifer, peter, risque, river, stops, swimming, tilt, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,151
    issatree
    9th November 2009, 11:38 PM Go to last post

  25. if your italian sorry in advance

    Started by texx, 8th November 2009 07:46 PM
    acoupla, advance, bambinos, beautiful, bed, big-a, boy, business, come-a, day, finda, gonna, guns, home, inna, italian, leave, lissina, lotsa, money, pointa, remember, rolex, runna, somma, times, wanna, watch, whatta, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,186
    arose62
    9th November 2009, 04:19 PM Go to last post

  26. Note to PETS

    Started by WoodJunky, 8th November 2009 11:58 AM
    bathroom, buy, call, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dogs, door, exit, food, furniture, hair, height, kiss, live, nose, note, owners, paw, pet, pets, prints, refrigerator, sleep, smell, stay, time, visit
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,324
    WoodJunky
    8th November 2009, 11:58 AM Go to last post

  27. When love fades

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2009 09:00 PM
    allan, beef, called, chicken, dinner, dog, fades, head, heard, lamb, love, pull, sitting, sofa, talking, watching, wife, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,050
    Allan at Wallan
    7th November 2009, 09:00 PM Go to last post

  28. Heart Attack

    Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 11:50 PM
    ambulance, arriving, attack, crossing, days, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operating, operation, path, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,399
    WoodJunky
    6th November 2009, 11:50 PM Go to last post

  29. Great swap

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th November 2009 08:01 PM
    allan, brand, dropped, fantastic, fishing, geez, great, john, mate, munruben, ray, replied, rod, swap, wheelinaround, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 967
    wheelinround
    6th November 2009, 08:49 PM Go to last post

  30. Only at Maccas

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th October 2009 08:56 PM
    allan, burger, counter, hinchinbrook, iceberg, lass, lettuce, mac, maccas, mcdonalds, minimal, outlet, replied, requested, wheelinaround
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,365
    Rum Pig
    5th November 2009, 03:33 PM Go to last post

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