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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The Importance of Walking

    Started by Calm, 30th January 2010 10:52 PM
    advantage, chocolate, country, covers, cross-country, day, die, enables, exercise, exercising, fine, flabby, fortunately, heads, hear, importance, leave, life, lot, mouth, skiing, start, sticking, stomach, story, thighs, thinking, time, walking, wash
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,234
    Allan at Wallan
    31st January 2010, 09:23 PM Go to last post

  2. Work is like a tree of monkeys

    Started by Calm, 30th January 2010 10:46 PM
    a@#$holes, bottom, bunch, cheers, day, lots, monkeys, noel, poster, smiling, top, tree, work
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,771
    Rodgera
    31st January 2010, 09:23 AM Go to last post

  3. Instructions

    Started by Gingermick, 30th January 2010 03:40 PM
    bought, contact, elucidate, funny, gray, hand, hold, instruction, instructions, joke, knife, meaning, nonskid, protuberant, rhombus, rubber, section, sharpener, slot, soft, table, top, vertical
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,873
    johngi
    31st January 2010, 08:59 AM Go to last post

  4. Running For Your Life

    Started by chambezio, 30th January 2010 11:33 PM
    buried, dad, day, dear, hale, life, mile, missed, morning, rain, run, running, shine, summer, winter
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 959
    chambezio
    30th January 2010, 11:33 PM Go to last post

  5. paddy's password

    Started by texx, 30th January 2010 10:12 PM
    audit, bank, bejazus, capital, characters, feckin, found, include, ireland, irish, otoole, outwit, paddy, paddys, password, recent, replied, shore, stupid, told, yez
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,152
    texx
    30th January 2010, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  6. Brick Recruitment !!!!!!

    Started by wheelinround, 30th January 2010 04:13 PM
    auditing, brick, bricks, broken, combinations, congratulate, day, human, idle, information, left, management, marketing, moved, operations, pieces, planning, recruitment, resources, sales, security, single, sitting, sleeping, staring, strategic, talking, technology, top, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,100
    mjmjm
    30th January 2010, 07:44 PM Go to last post

  7. A senior Moment

    Started by Ian Smith, 29th January 2010 03:02 PM
    carnation, couple, dinner, eating, elderly, flower, friend, friends, gentlemen, growls, highly, kitchen, left, love, moment, nahhhh, night, offers, poppy, recommend, red, replies, restaurant, rose, senior, suggestion, table, thorns, wives, yells
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,462
    Grumpy John
    30th January 2010, 06:50 AM Go to last post

  8. At the Centrlink Office

    Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2010 01:10 PM
    apply, centrelink, centrlink, disability, eye, eyes, office, overheard, trouble
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,255
    Allan at Wallan
    29th January 2010, 05:02 PM Go to last post

  9. SOB Tool Definitions

    Started by danielhobby, 2nd January 2010 06:31 PM
    bar, bolt, cans, commonly, convert, cut, cutting, definitions, hammer, handy, heads, inside, jack, jobs, object, oil, paint, phillips, pliers, power, remove, round, screwdriver, screws, short, sob, son, stationary, testing, tool
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,628
    johnjf0622
    29th January 2010, 10:13 AM Go to last post

  10. Arguments with wife.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th January 2010 10:38 PM
    allan, argument, arguments, successful.2tsup, wife, win
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 964
    Ozkaban
    28th January 2010, 10:33 AM Go to last post

  11. Careful who you push around!!!

    Started by Rodgera, 26th January 2010 09:02 AM
    400, 900, burly, careful, commotion, correct, door, dusted, finally, free, front, happening, hear, line, mans, morning, nerve, people, policeman, push, pushed, reacted, rushed, shoving, stepped, store, story, time, times, walked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,205
    Rodgera
    26th January 2010, 09:02 AM Go to last post

  12. Passwords

    Started by jmk89, 14th January 2010 09:41 AM
    audit, characters, companys, employee, female, found, golden, locks, password, passwords, recent, replied, told, tossed
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,196
    gawdelpus
    25th January 2010, 07:48 PM Go to last post

  13. Job Hunt

    Started by wheelinround, 20th January 2010 04:57 PM
    center, company, discovered, draining, factory, finally, fisherman, fit, found, future, grind, hard, historian, hunt, income, job, live, maintenance, managed, net, perfect, pool, professional, quit, realized, retirement, shoe, starbucks, steady, workout
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,845
    Carry Pine
    24th January 2010, 08:19 PM Go to last post

  14. Mother/Daughter Banquet (from SWMBO's file)

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd January 2010 05:15 PM
    14-year-old, banquet, body, choose, crowd, daughter, daughters, file, forward, hate, love, mom, mother or daughter, mother/daughter, mothers, pastors, reviewing, sat, share, swmbo, swmbos, taught, wife, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,133
    Rodgera
    22nd January 2010, 05:15 PM Go to last post

  15. New Secretary

    Started by Rodgera, 20th January 2010 09:32 PM
    answer, boss, exasperated, irritably, rang, replied, secretary, silly, telephone, ten, times, told
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,178
    fenderbelly
    21st January 2010, 03:36 PM Go to last post

  16. Oxymorons

    Started by wheelinround, 17th January 2010 07:58 AM
    bags, bath, bra, called, chance, clean, control, created, dark, dead, dictionary, garment, god, hand, light, oxymorons, panties, plural, read, remote, singular, sitting, slow, suits, towels, unexpected, wash, whack, wise, word
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,400
    munruben
    21st January 2010, 11:40 AM Go to last post

  17. Railroad

    Started by Christos, 19th January 2010 07:40 PM
    attending, baseball, bash, bat, batter, closet, desert, friend, gotta, grabs, hearing, hears, house, kettle, kill, kitchen, metal, nearby, party, proceeds, railroad, replies, ruckus, rushes, suddenly, tea, teakettle, tracks, unrecognizable, whistling
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,342
    rrich
    20th January 2010, 11:00 AM Go to last post

  18. The good old days

    Started by ryanclan, 20th January 2010 08:28 AM
    ago, bit, bloody, bob, bread, cameras, cheese, days, dozen, eggs, good, lad, loaves, milk, mom, nowdays, packet, pints, pound, pounds, security, send, shop, spuds, tea, time, unfortunatly
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,243
    ryanclan
    20th January 2010, 08:28 AM Go to last post

  19. Got a smile from me :)

    Started by gawdelpus, 16th January 2010 12:16 AM
    atheism, baseball, bigger, center, counts, democracy, drug, educated, hallway, hanging, hat, hats, head, here;, hit, lawn, minds, non-prophet, organization, poet, police, puns, rack, rehab, short, sign, smile, stay, vote, wondered
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,537
    munruben
    18th January 2010, 08:41 PM Go to last post

  20. Munruben giving up sex completely...

    Started by wolften, 16th January 2010 08:54 PM
    beat, buck, cheers, chronic, cold, completely, disease, doc, doctor, expect, fatigue, giving, glenn, gradually, grateful, married, methinks, munruben, prescribed, rare-but-lethal, recommended, sex, shouted, taper, turkey, urologist
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,265
    munruben
    18th January 2010, 08:37 PM Go to last post

  21. farming in England in Winter

    Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM
    aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,357
    acmegridley
    15th January 2010, 05:49 PM Go to last post

  22. Water saver

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th January 2010 01:27 PM
    allan, amount, bid, car, conscious, cut, drives, household, kids, loads, neighbour, saver, ute, wash, water, week
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,229
    joe greiner
    12th January 2010, 09:21 PM Go to last post

  23. A Few Wrinkles

    Started by Rodgera, 12th January 2010 06:35 PM
    beautiful, colour, colouring, crumpled, day, featuring, hair, hair-coloring, honey, looked, magazine, model, opinion, picture, product, shade, straightened, studied, swmbo, thinking, wrinkles
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,025
    RETIRED
    12th January 2010, 06:36 PM Go to last post

  24. Time to Go

    Started by Rodgera, 8th January 2010 07:42 PM
    air, airplane, answer, fly, ground, inevitable, john, johns, matter, mom, mother, pilots, time, visit
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,155
    Allan at Wallan
    10th January 2010, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  25. Dual opportunity

    Started by Woodwould, 8th January 2010 04:06 PM
    agreed, bar, barman, beer, beers, british, car, chance, country, crap, culture, drive, dual, england, english, hamburgers, hire, history, jim, john, miles, mind, molsons, nah, opportunity, shirts, stand, stiff, stools, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,663
    Woodwould
    8th January 2010, 04:06 PM Go to last post

  26. Cops are good golfers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2009 08:42 AM
    ago, allan, arrested, behaviour, biscuits, cadillac, cops, culprit, driver, erratic, golfers, good, irons, local, pulled, short, station, tee, tiger, time, u.s.a, woods
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,855
    rrich
    8th January 2010, 02:56 PM Go to last post

  27. A New Blonde Joke !!!!!

    Started by fenderbelly, 6th January 2010 08:38 PM
    blonde, brunette, bull, buy, com-for-da-bul, comfortable, drive, explains, glad, haul, hell, hitch, home, joke, operator, paying, pickup, ranch, send, shell, sister, sisters, slowly, telegram, telegraph, telling, tells, trailer, truck, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,196
    fenderbelly
    6th January 2010, 08:38 PM Go to last post

  28. New dog's name.

    Started by tea lady, 27th December 2009 10:32 PM
    brother, crunchy, dog, dogs, father, grand, it.doh, japanese, laws, letter, overflow, people, read, registered, ring, tad, trouble
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,662
    fxst
    4th January 2010, 02:54 PM Go to last post

  29. New Year's Eve weather

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st December 2009 09:20 AM
    allan, eve, fine, glove, hand, prepared, purchased, questioned, rain, report, returned, shopping, waterproof, weather, wife, year
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,407
    tea lady
    4th January 2010, 12:30 AM Go to last post

  30. Free meat

    Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 11:54 AM
    ago, arms, arrived, baby, boy, bread, butcher, confronted, counting, day, embarrassing, entered, expression, finally, free, groceries, home, meat, milk, mother, news, nodded, parcel, shell, shop, smile, son, told, watch, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,407
    ozhunter
    3rd January 2010, 05:18 PM Go to last post

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