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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,514
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Insufficient Brain Activity

    Started by Rodgera, 30th October 2010 12:11 PM
    activity, argentina, bother, brain, discovered, email, hand, iba, insufficient, late, lengthy, mouse, people, read, scientist, study, taking
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,487
    Rodgera
    30th October 2010, 09:21 PM Go to last post

  2. Liftoff

    Started by joe greiner, 27th October 2010 07:46 PM
    american, cheers, joe, liftoff, reading, required, scientific
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,460
    munruben
    29th October 2010, 05:01 PM Go to last post

  3. Lottery Ticket

    Started by Rodgera, 29th October 2010 04:13 PM
    bought, buy, convinced, couple, friend, groaned, happy, imagine, lottery, millionaire, prize, ticket, ticketdohdoh, tickets, tightwad, won, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,497
    Rodgera
    29th October 2010, 04:13 PM Go to last post

  4. The Truck stop

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2010 11:03 AM
    bacon, beans, blonde, blondie, boards, bowl, brand, cafe, cook, crisp, customer, eggs, flat, gas, guy, headlights, kitchen, moment, pair, replied, running, slices, spooned, stop, stupid, truck, trucker, tyres, waiting, waitress
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,845
    Allan at Wallan
    25th October 2010, 11:07 AM Go to last post

  5. Newfoundland Mirror

    Started by wheelinround, 24th October 2010 11:11 AM
    bitch, day, decided, father, fishin, found, fumed, glass, hung, husband, johns, leaving, left, looked, mirror, morning, newfoundland, picks, picture, runnin, searched, shed, stores, suspicious, time, trips, ugly, visit, wife, wilderness
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,413
    Grumpy John
    24th October 2010, 07:42 PM Go to last post

  6. fishing

    Started by Sawdust Maker, 21st October 2010 09:50 PM
    banks, bidgee, church, coin, decision, dozen, easy, fishing, jack, joining, mates, times, toss, toss-up, won
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,288
    Sawdust Maker
    21st October 2010, 09:50 PM Go to last post

  7. Goldfish problem

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2010 10:01 AM
    allan, bowl, brother, checked, epilepsy, goldfish, healthy, informed, normal, perfectly, problem, replied, vet
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,583
    munruben
    19th October 2010, 02:00 PM Go to last post

  8. thought for the day

    Started by Calm, 28th June 2010 06:56 PM
    day, email, hope, noeld, thought, todays
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,970
    watson
    19th October 2010, 09:40 AM Go to last post

  9. Cheating in the US

    Started by Dengue, 15th October 2010 03:24 PM
    america, cheat, cheating, eighty, europe, married, percent, rest
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,297
    Rodgera
    16th October 2010, 07:12 PM Go to last post

  10. Wink My open letter to the Lord Mayor of Brisbane

    Started by mic-d, 16th October 2010 09:58 AM
    brisbane, cable, cables, cheers, council, design, eel, flood, hope, laying, letter, level, lord, luck, mayor, michael, nasty, open, planting, plumbers, pulls, relays, requires, roots, run, sewer, toilet, treatment, tree, workers
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,237
    mic-d
    16th October 2010, 12:43 PM Go to last post

  11. Job offer

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th October 2010 07:42 PM
    allan, blacksmith, canteen.d, factory, flies, home, job, months, offer, offered, shoo, summer, task
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,779
    Allan at Wallan
    15th October 2010, 07:42 PM Go to last post

  12. Rich Uncle

    Started by Sawdust Maker, 14th October 2010 08:31 PM
    bad, buy, customer, eyesight, floor, gift, hands, legs, millionaire, nice, poor, rich, salesman, shaky, suggest, uncle, unsteady, wax
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,447
    Allan at Wallan
    15th October 2010, 02:34 PM Go to last post

  13. A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

    Started by DJ’s Timber, 13th October 2010 07:54 PM
    accident, answer, bessie, car, cow, driving, farmer, favourite, fine, garda, groaning, gun, hear, interrupted, judge, loaded, looked, lorry, moaning, named, question, responded, road, scene, seamus, shot, solicitor, thrown, trailer
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,373
    Dengue
    13th October 2010, 09:14 PM Go to last post

  14. True Meaning

    Started by Rodgera, 12th October 2010 05:06 PM
    attempt, correct, golfing, instructor, lesson, meaning, means, p-u-t, p-u-t-t, putt, replied, schoolteacher, spelt, taking, true, vain, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,273
    Rodgera
    12th October 2010, 05:06 PM Go to last post

  15. fishing.

    Started by weisyboy, 11th October 2010 08:53 PM
    bait, bite, blacksnake, bottle, coming, day, disgust, fishing, frog, gear, grabed, grog, idea, log, mouth.doh, neck, nicely, pored, potent, pulled, scrub, shoulder, sitting, snake, suddenly, swaggie, tap, teh, vanished, waiting
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,720
    Sawdust Maker
    11th October 2010, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  16. Seeing Eye Dog

    Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 10:33 AM
    amazement, ass, blind, coat, control, cookie, direction, dog, earth, eye, fatal, head, ignoring, incident, intersection, kick, killed, leads, observed, offers, partially, passerby, pocket, replies, rewarding, street, thick, traffic, volume, zooming
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,038
    Sawdust Maker
    11th October 2010, 10:46 PM Go to last post

  17. witch would you prefer.

    Started by weisyboy, 11th October 2010 08:12 PM
    149879, prefer, witch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,111
    weisyboy
    11th October 2010, 08:12 PM Go to last post

  18. Gorilla on the Roof - Plan "B"

    Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 03:54 PM
    12-gauge, approach, attack, baseball, bat, chap, chiwawa, climb, dog, elderly, explained, gorilla, ground, handcuffs, handed, hits, home, house, knock, ladder, lowered, plan, private, protect, roof, shotgun, specially, trained, truck, zoo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,402
    Ian Smith
    11th October 2010, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  19. I'm a big sissy

    Started by wolften, 11th October 2010 06:43 PM
    bed, big, broken, daddys, dear, evening, hug.i, light, mother, mummy, reassuring, shaky, silence, sissy, sleep, smiled, son, summer, thunderstorm, tonight, tremor, tucking, violent, voice
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,267
    wolften
    11th October 2010, 06:43 PM Go to last post

  20. Display of stupidity not to be believed

    Started by Rodgera, 8th October 2010 04:04 PM
    believed, display, laugh, people, rank, shown, sound, stupidity
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,156
    Groggy
    11th October 2010, 06:03 PM Go to last post

  21. Talking Frog

    Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2010 10:28 AM
    72-years, age, beautiful, boat, bride, carefully, dreaming, envious, fish, frog, front, guy, hear, heard, kiss, looked, loves, nuts, pick, picked, pocket, reached, short, sitting, talking, time, top, voice, wisdom.
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,777
    Rodgera
    9th October 2010, 10:05 PM Go to last post

  22. CEO Blunder

    Started by Rodgera, 8th October 2010 02:20 PM
    20-minute, audience, baffled, blunder, ceo, convention, copies, demanded, employees, event, extra, finished, furious, half, hour-long, idea, jenkins, punchy, replied, returned, scheduled, speak, speech, walked, write, writing, wrote
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,330
    Sawdust Maker
    9th October 2010, 07:57 PM Go to last post

  23. Happy Ever After

    Started by Rodgera, 7th October 2010 11:50 AM
    bear, beautiful, cast, castle, children, chuckled, contemplating, dear, dined, ecological, feel, frog, grateful, happy, issues, legs, life, live, marry, mother, night, princess, rest, sauce, sautéed, serve, shores, white, wine, yon
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,247
    Rodgera
    7th October 2010, 11:50 AM Go to last post

  24. How Times Change!!

    Started by watson, 6th October 2010 02:06 PM
    bag, bloody, bottle, boy, cabin, cameras, change, chooks, clips, cut, dad, eggs, fine, flour, hair, lay, list, local, log, lollies, milk, mum, nowadays, potatoes, security, shillings, store, times, tobacco, week
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,606
    The Bleeder
    7th October 2010, 07:43 AM Go to last post

  25. its funny cos its true.

    Started by weisyboy, 6th October 2010 10:25 PM
    cos, funny, true
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,253
    weisyboy
    6th October 2010, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  26. Joke?

    Started by RETIRED, 5th October 2010 07:52 AM
    airline, charge, estate, federal, funny, income, inheritance, joke, license, litre, local, marriage, minimum, mortgage, permit, personal, poverty, property, provincial, real, registration, sales, school, service, surcharge, tax, taxes, telephone, till, vehicle
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,566
    Allan at Wallan
    5th October 2010, 08:27 PM Go to last post

  27. Hungry Jacks

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th September 2010 03:40 PM
    allan, apparently, beautiful, brightest, burkas, head, hungry, jacks, morning, muslim, reckon, robes, toe, wearing, women
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,633
    Ozkaban
    5th October 2010, 07:05 AM Go to last post

  28. Help Desk

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd October 2010 11:23 AM
    caller, ces, computer, desk, intern, job, local, manning, meant, office, person, real, rude, talk
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,274
    Sawdust Maker
    2nd October 2010, 08:56 PM Go to last post

  29. Hard to Tell.....

    Started by Rodgera, 1st October 2010 12:24 PM
    blue, boy, bystander, daughter, father, forgive, girl, hair, hard, idea, jeans, mother, person, shes, short, sir
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,169
    Rodgera
    1st October 2010, 12:24 PM Go to last post

  30. Paddys' sick note for work

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2010 11:48 PM
    barrel, bloody, bricks, broke, clinging, clung, floor, ground, heavier, hope, landed, lay, left, note, numbed, paddy, paddys, reached, rope, shock, shoulder, sick, sped, started, tight, tightly, top, understand, work, write
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,948
    Carry Pine
    30th September 2010, 06:06 PM Go to last post

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