Tough teacher

[Groggy]

A school teacher injured his back during the summer and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the fall school term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest group of students in the school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.

[tea lady]

:rofl:

[watson]

Reminded me of Ms Rawlings.....Grade two Primary......she still scares me.

[RufflyRustic]

:rotfl::clap3:

[RETIRED]

Sounds like a friend of mine that has a prosthetic leg. He used to like grossing women and some men out by stabbing his leg with a knife.

One night at a party after imbibing a few sherberts he did the usual stab the leg trick but he stabbed the real one.

A trip to hospital, 12 stitches and a lot of explaining followed.

[joe greiner]

I had a crazy uncle with a glass eye from an industrial accident. One of his tricks was to remove it and roll it around the table after dinners. It's probably a trade-mark among such blokes.:D

Cheers,
Joe

[Lignin]

What about all the old blokes who could make their top and bottom plates dance.As a kid, I was fascinated.:2tsup::2tsup:

[popawisky]

how about placing the eye near your beer then going to the toilet. Knew a bloke who did that to keep an eye on his drink