monoman
28th June 2009, 04:41 PM
Hi,
This morning, Bejing time, the Ming Ying Fung Yu Mfg. Co. Lte announced their latest offering. An entirely new and innovative design, the likes of which has never been seen before.
Using state of the art manufacturing techniques and an enormous team of very talented designers they have today released what will one day become a tool covered in mystery and afforded special powers by the woodworking media. It will then be beyond the reach of mere mortals.
But right now, you too can own one of these wood taming marvels. They can plane wit the grain, against the grain, and end grain. We don't care. If fact, Stephen Hawking has recently proven these planes can tame grain across time - space multidimensional boundaries. Try doing that with a garden variety Lie-Nielsen.
We call it our "British Infill Smoother Plane A5 Norris of London Heirloom Classic". Hard to say, easy to use.
Our motto is, "If you can't plane it, we can."
Available right now for only $99 and only through Woodcraft.
Cheers
Warning. The above infomercial may not include any facts.
Cheers
This morning, Bejing time, the Ming Ying Fung Yu Mfg. Co. Lte announced their latest offering. An entirely new and innovative design, the likes of which has never been seen before.
Using state of the art manufacturing techniques and an enormous team of very talented designers they have today released what will one day become a tool covered in mystery and afforded special powers by the woodworking media. It will then be beyond the reach of mere mortals.
But right now, you too can own one of these wood taming marvels. They can plane wit the grain, against the grain, and end grain. We don't care. If fact, Stephen Hawking has recently proven these planes can tame grain across time - space multidimensional boundaries. Try doing that with a garden variety Lie-Nielsen.
We call it our "British Infill Smoother Plane A5 Norris of London Heirloom Classic". Hard to say, easy to use.
Our motto is, "If you can't plane it, we can."
Available right now for only $99 and only through Woodcraft.
Cheers
Warning. The above infomercial may not include any facts.
Cheers