Childbirth at 65

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Childbirth at 65

Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!

With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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[Grumpy John]

:rotfl::rotfl::clap:

[Bluegum]

:rofl::laughing1:Ah Wheelin that's funny as mate..

[Pheonix]

Giving birth at 65 that's stretching things a bit isn't it?:oo:

[Lignin]

At 65, most things are stretched, or at least severely whinkled!!:oo::oo:

[Ozkaban]

that's a very good one :2tsup::2tsup::2tsup:

[wheelinround]

A recent news (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189068/Britains-oldest-mother-Elizabeth-Adeney-gives-birth-5lb-3oz-boy.html) for a woman aged 66 from the UK then this mother of twins aged 70 :oo:
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1031722/Worlds-oldest-mother-gives-birth-twins-70.html)