Homemade flamethrower

[Big Clint]

I was going to post this in homemade tools and jigs, but thought it may not necessarily be appropriate.

link to another forum

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1107178&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

[Eastie]

10:1 he's the next darwin award winner.

[Ben from Vic.]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Yep :eek: that is soooooo cool, and yet soooooooo dumb. :eek: :eek:

He WILL die a horible nasty, crispy, painful death.

He has a homemade gas tank on his back. http://www.ubeaut.biz/flamer.gif
:eek: At least he has gogles on!!!

But it is cool. Thank you. http://www.ubeaut.biz/thumbupwink.gif

He HAS to be a Uni' student.

Ben.

Ps. I know that someone will tell me how naughty and dangerous it all is. Oh well.

[ozwinner]

This ones better.


http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/paladin/flamethrower.gif

Al

[ozwinner]

I was going to post this in homemade tools and jigs, but thought it may not necessarily be appropriate.

link to another forum

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1107178&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
I cant believe that you are two timeing us. :rolleyes:

Al

[silentC]

I am cooler than you will ever hope to be. EVER.

Wanker...

[Wood Borer]

I might make for the shed - it gets a bit cold these days in Melbourne plus it could clean up the shavings on the floor.

- Wood Borer

[ozwinner]

Wanker...
I thought that too, must be a seppo. :D

Al

[Ben from Vic.]

While we have a manly, knuckle draging thread open, I thought I'd add a few complementory links (hope you don't mind Clint).

This one is the Fastest Rocket Sled, and it does the 3 mile drag (none of this weedy quater mile) in 6.04 seconds.

http://popularmechanics.com/science/extreme_machines/2003/9/rocket/

This is the worlds largest gun. It's, um, big

http://popularmechanics.com/science/extreme_machines/2004/5/largest_gun/index.phtml

Enjoy. :D

Ben.

[ozwinner]

I might make for the shed - it gets a bit cold these days in Melbourne plus it could clean up the shavings on the floor.

- Wood Borer
Rob, dont do it, your shed would burn for a week. :D
If you do decide to do it, Ill take the Woddy wood off your hands.:cool:

Al

[echnidna]

Well it seems like a lotta work when you consider an aerosol can will throw a 4 or 5 ft flame if you light it with a cigarette lighter.

[ozwinner]

Ive lit fires in the outback with this method when the wood was wet.
WD40 has many uses.

Al :D

[Wood Borer]

Al,

The Waddy wood (acacia peuce) would not be destroyed it is too tough! :cool:

Next visit I will give you a piece.


- Wood Borer

[ozwinner]

Al,

The Waddy wood (acacia peuce) would not be destroyed it is too tough! :cool:

Wood Borer
Never thought of that. :D
Must be like cockroaches. :)

Al

[ozwinner]

Next time I come Ill bring the angle grinder with the deamond blade. :D


Al

[Ben from Vic.]

Ive lit fires in the outback with this method when the wood was wet.
WD40 has many uses.

Al :D

Think you'll find Aerostart is the best for this. And fruit launchers.

So I'm told. :eek: :o :eek:

Ben

[ozwinner]

Yes.

My son 19, got caugth out last year with an orange gun, everthing was fine until they shot out someone window with an orange. :(
But his mate and he fessed up and paid for the damage, so no more was heard of it. :)

Al

[Ben from Vic.]

I must admit both of the activities I mentioned are pretty dangerous, and not something I really encourage.

Sounds like you've done well with your son, to have him fess up like that. :)

Ben.

[ozwinner]

Nothing that a couple of phone books and a baton couldnt do.:eek:


Nah, hes a good bloke. Makes me go all warm a and fuzzy. :D

Al

[MikeK]

This is stupid and has no place on a woodworking forum (or any other forum for that matter).

[ozwinner]

Thats why its under the title " Woodies jokes". ;)

Cheers, The Joker :p

[ozwinner]

This is stupid and has no place on a woodworking forum (or any other forum for that matter).
Also, just because you dont want to talk about it, doesnt meen it doesnt happen in the world. :(
If you do a search you will find all kinds of recipes for stuff that your not supposed to do.
But thats life. :D

Al

[MikeK]

Al,

OK, clarification to my point of view. I am a big proponent of free speech and discussion, so:
1. No problem in discussing the issue;
2. No problem with people wanting to discuss it
3. My view is that it's not a joke
4. Again, my view is that it should be in a forum where people with like minded views are going to go.

I'm just struggling with the fact that it's not a joke and it's got nothing to do with woodworking. It delivers neither insight into any woodworking activity nor humour so it is completely irrelavant to the forum.

Anyway, happy woodworking and joking. :)

Regards,
Mike.

[RETIRED]

Hmm, reminds of the time my boss and I lit a large gas bottle. :eek:

[bitingmidge]

This is stupid and has no place on a woodworking forum

Big call.

Most of us are stupid, and this place is HOME!!

:D :D :D

P

[ozwinner]

Big call.

Most of us are stupid, and this place is HOME!!

:D :D :D

P
Awwhh shucks dad.................Home Sweet Home.

Al

[duckman]

G'day Oz,


Yes.

My son 19, got caugth out last year with an orange gun, everthing was fine until they shot out someone window with an orange. :(
But his mate and he fessed up and paid for the damage, so no more was heard of it. :)

Al

Tell him this, "When a man with an orange gun meets a man with a beer can cannon, the man with the orange gun is a dead man." With apologies to Clint Eastwood. :D

Hooroo...

Mark.

[Big Clint]

This is stupid and has no place on a woodworking forum (or any other forum for that matter).


I knew I should have posted it in homemade tools and jigs.


but it made me laugh so I posted it here. If you read alot of the posts in woodies jokes you will notice that alot of them dont have a woodworking bias either.

[RETIRED]

Most of them in fact.

I enjoy a good laugh at the end (middle, start, oh hell, anytime) of the day. :D

[silentC]

It's the start of a new day here and I'm still laughing. Still think the guy is a wanker though...

:D:D:D